Reparations for Gay Americans

[PSUFAN]

http://www.freep.com/article/20090407/O ... 5/90407048

RACK!!!
--Kid Gnashville, Derron

[Katy]

I won't have to work another day in my life selling windchimes.

Sin,
m2

[Cuda]

Even Jacob Appel, who teaches bioethics at NYU, can see a downside:

"The only danger in such a proposal is the possibility that a minority of unscrupulous straight people might claim homosexuality in an effort to defraud taxpayers."

... But Appel dismisses his own concern, because according to his ideology, a nonpervert would not have "enough confidence in his own sexuality to impersonate a homosexual." Also, "the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."

[smackaholic]

Victory may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that “don’t ask, don’t tell” and same-sex adoption bans will be as unspeakable and inexplicable to my grandchildren as counting a slave as three-fifths of a human being.

And just how are you gonna get to be a grampa, jake? Taking it up the arse, to the best of my knowledge, is still not getting it done. Maybe barry will steer some stimulatin' jack towards this flaw of mother nature. Maybe a good douching with embryonic stem cells will do the trick.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."

"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

[The Seer]

There is no law that states that a gay man or women cannot marry a person of the opposite sex.

case dismissed.

[rozy]

YES! Another great cause!!

-JSC

[LTS TRN 2]

"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."

"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

Well, I'll agree here. Having lived in Sodom Crisco for a long time, I can state categorically that these two losers are born queers, with the requisite oversized hypothalamus gland which renders the whole disgusting enterprise as a "hardwired" condition. Just how much their concealing, or "closeting" their true nature has rendered them insufferable jerks--and so caused distress and annoyance to their community and fellow Wal Mart workers, remains a matter of little contention. That some form of reparation is in order should be obvious. Remember, the root word here is "repair."

[Cuda]

"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."

"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

That will never not be funny

[MadRussian]

"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."

"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

Well, I'll agree here. Having lived in Sodom Crisco for a long time, I can state categorically that these two losers are born queers, with the requisite oversized hypothalamus gland which renders the whole disgusting enterprise as a "hardwired" condition. Just how much their concealing, or "closeting" their true nature has rendered them insufferable jerks--and so caused distress and annoyance to their community and fellow Wal Mart workers, remains a matter of little contention. That some form of reparation is in order should be obvious. Remember, the root word here is "repair."

Not suprising you are an authority on faggots, flaming cock jockey

[RadioFan]

Must have left it off my spreadsheet, but who in the hell are they?

CrownRoyal and Cicero

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

MadRussian -- PLEASE post something funny or even halfway original, otherwise I may have to get The Deciders involved.