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you're causing global warming. :meds:

Being overweight is bad for the environment as well as your health, according to a study released today.

Researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine found that overweight people were likely to be more responsible for carbon emissions than slim people because they consume more food and fuel.

The study blamed an increased demand for livestock production for meat, believed to be responsible for 20 per cent of all greenhouse gases due to the toxic methane emitted by cows.

They added that a higher dependency on cars was also a contributing factor.
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Global warming: Obese people are likely to need more food and fuel, causing more carbon emissions than slim people

The authors, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts, said: ‘When it comes to food consumption, moving about in a heavy body is like driving around in a gas guzzler.

'The heavier our bodies become the harder and more unpleasant it is to move about in them and the more dependent we become on our cars.

‘Staying slim is good for health and for the environment. We need to be doing a lot more to reverse the global trend towards fatness, and recognise it as a key factor in the battle to reduce emissions and slow climate change."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... tists.html
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I call bullshit.

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Then there's all the extra methane given off by all those fatasses.
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Jmho, but I think this argument starts to approach the point of reductio ad absurdem.

If one is inclined to accept the proposition that human activity is a key component to global warming, I think there are two factors which stand head and shoulders above the rest in that regard:

1. Increasing industrialization among the developing nations of the world;
2. The fact that the world's human population has more than doubled since 1970.
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What a bunch of horse crap. I see no mention of the sun in any of these "studies". Something tells me that one volcano can do more harm to the atmosphere, hell even the brush fires down in Alligator Alley do that. I just don't buy it that all of a sudden CO2 is a pollutant ! Pseudo-science twisting political aims. Lysenko anyone ?
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