It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Van
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by Van » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:00 pm
~sprooooiiiing~
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Van
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by Van » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:02 pm
mvscal wrote: So would anybody really mind if we set aside Alabama for medical research?
BWAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Mr T
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by Mr T » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:17 pm
A sweet ride and a even finer woman....shame I missed out
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Van
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by Van » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:19 pm
Jsc810 wrote:
-Is that a belted kilt he's wearing??
-Regardless, that tat might be the gayest thing ever. The "Roll" tat on the left arm and the accompanying "Tide" tat on the right arm, they only drive the turgid meat in that much deeper.
Bet missjo would offer up her taint to him, though.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Van
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by Van » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:25 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Bear is definitely rolling over in his grave.
I just don't get it. What's with this "the fatter and more disgustingly cellulite-ridden I am, the less clothes I wear" thinking?
Then there's that charming line of thinking that goes something like, "On top of that, I also gotta draw
extra attention to my fatitude, with hideous tats!"
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
War Wagon
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by War Wagon » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:00 am
I was hoping this was going to be a PET about the Talledega race.
Fail.
Van
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by Van » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:15 am
'Spray, as a Cal fan, exactly what would m2 get tatted on his back?
I'm guessing...
Anyway, I'll take your answer off the air...
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Show me your dicks. - trev
PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:17 am
Anyone seen Badfish lately...?
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PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:26 am
yep, sounds about right...and RACK Van!
King Crimson wrote: anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote: France totally kicks ass.
indyfrisco
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by indyfrisco » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:53 pm
What's this? A car for ANTS?!?!
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smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:20 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Van wrote: Jsc810 wrote:
-Is that a belted kilt he's wearing??
-Regardless, that tat might be the gayest thing ever. The "Roll" tat on the left arm and the accompanying "Tide" tat on the right arm, they only drive the turgid meat in that much deeper.
Bet missjo would offer up her taint to him, though.
How many Pac 10 fans do you see doing shit like that? :D
I'll bet van's gonna have pete carrol on his back as soon as he can scrape up the change.
vannie, I'll paypal you 10 bucks towards it, as long as you promise to post pics.
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Van
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by Van » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:35 pm
smackie, it'd be a USC Song Girl, if anything.
Lessee here...
OU Fan could tat an asterisk on their back.
ND could tat a bottle of Cheeze Wiz.
Texas could (and probably has, by now) tat 45-35.
UCLA fan could tat a lynched Karl Duhrell.
Kansas fan could tat a bottle of insulin.
Florida could tat the local bus schedule.
Mizzou fan could tat a fat QB choking on loaves and fishes.
Penn St could go with a pair of soiled Depends.
Ohio St could go with a depiction of General Sherman smirking as Atlanta burns.
Michigan could go with Giselle Bundchen.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev