Not that So Cal isn't without its faults.......

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:01 pm

(no pun intended), but I'll be fucked if Wicomico County isn't a non-stop carnie convention.

Undiscovered fun around every corner of this place.

Here's a pic I snapped of two lovelies smokin' it up with their two offspring strapped to the back seat. (difficult to see in the picture) Mega points for safely securing their young inside their vehicle, where.....should they be rear-ended by another vehicle, they'd be unable to accidentally fly out the front windows and escape the deadly second hand smoke their mothers undoubtedly subject them to every fucking time they're inside the vehicle:

Here's a fella I couldn't help but notice at my son's soccer game a few weeks ago. There's something interesting about a man that's not put off by a crowd, when internally grooming himself in public. This cat clearly wasn't afraid to "dig a little deeper" to achieve greatness:

Speaking of greatness, here's a guy that's nothing short of "Super".....apparently.

Even a tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil with the caption "bite me" above it, is laughing at this guy:

I suppose you could find this in any county, in any state in the U.S., but since I found it here.....at Wal Mart, I figured I'd include it.

I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

And on my way out into the parking lot, I spotted this gem.

Still not sure whether they were joshing me or not, but accounting for everything else I've seen out here so far.....I just don't think these people are clever enough.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:02 pm

Whoa?

I've been de-modded?

Crapolla.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:21 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

You do realize you misspelled a three letter word in your subject line, right?

:doh:

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:44 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

You do realize you misspelled a three letter word in your subject line, right?

:doh:

As the resident "hick" from Nebraska on this board, I will submit that Ana should have spelled "it's" , due to the plural, in it's possessive form of: its'

Ana, if you were genuinely concerned about the quality of the air those children are ingesting on a daily basis, you would have suggested they move the fuck out of the smog in socal where you might as well be a pack a day smoker due to the toxins you ingest by simply breathing.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:01 pm

Wal-Mart smack?

I will not be a party to this. You, ma'am, are an elitist!

-WW

mvscal wrote:Wicomico County is not in socal.

No, but SoCal is in SoCal, and he's both a Bruin and Laker fan. That's enough fault for anybody.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:02 pm

So Cal is made up of 7 counties
Imperial, San Diego, Riverside, San Bernardino, Orange, Los Angeles and Ventura

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:09 pm

Apparently my neighbors really like pork rinds, exposed 275 lb ass cracks, misshapen tramp stamps and house slippers.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:11 pm

Van wrote:exposed 275 lb ass cracks.

:swoon:

Sin,
Invictus

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:22 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Van wrote:exposed 275 lb ass cracks.

:swoon:

Sin,
Invictus

Fuck...me.

-Vic

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:31 pm

SoCal is permeated by faults.

Sin,
USGS

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:39 pm

Not the least of which are the pansy rules in my little league.

-SoCalTrjn

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:27 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

You do realize you misspelled a three letter word in your subject line, right?

:doh:

My application was denied.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:52 pm

Van wrote:Not the least of which are the pansy rules in my little league.

-SoCalTrjn

Little League is the short bus retard of youth baseball, I coach a Pony League team and only draft players that also play on USSSA/club teams

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:19 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:So Cal is made up of 7 counties
Imperial, San Diego, Riverside, San Bernardino, Orange, Los Angeles and Ventura

I guess I shoulda made myself more clear for the sake of this shitbag thread.

I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

Pointing out the shortcomings of others around these parts is about the only thing that has kept me sane, thus far.

Here's a picture I took of one of ST's chinchilla's sucking himself off inside his cage.

I dunno if one, or all of you would consider this a "shortcoming".......but, whatever.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:28 pm

My greatest fear: they would find out where I worked.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:13 pm

Ana Ng wrote: I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

Back to the Future is another of my all time favorite movies.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:16 pm

Ana wrote:I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

ST, the bitch plans on leaving you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:34 pm

H4ever wrote:As the resident "hick" from Nebraska on this board, I will submit that Ana should have spelled "it's" , due to the plural, in it's possessive form of: its'

That's great, but personally, I'll wait until smackaholic comes by to set us straight.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:49 pm

Women can't spell any better than they can clean.

Of course, that's not what we keep them around for.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:34 am

War Wagon wrote:
Ana Ng wrote: I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.
Back to the Future is another of my all time favorite movies.

Fuck.this.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:42 am

Fuck what?

Back to the Future?

Surely, you jest. Great movie.

Sheesh, yes I know it was just a typo. You moved in 12/08. I got that. Girl that likes to tease doesn't like being teased?

Forgive me Ana, for I have sinned.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:53 am

It ain't Ana who needs to forgive you.

:)

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:53 am

Wags,

She's just a cunt. Not worth it.

Yer welcome.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:53 am

Indy

I'll decide, for myself, who's worth it, and who is not.

Ana is good people in my book.

I suggest you check that impulse to call someone a cunt.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:58 am

STFU.

Cunt.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:00 am

Yeah, cunt may be overboard. Attention whore is overused although apt. Let me put it in NFL Forum terms. She's a gushing vadge looking for any lonely, sulky tampon to sweep up her spillings. Congrats War Tampax.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:02 am

Besides, maybe Ana thoroughly enjoys being called a cunt. Remember, she is with Salad Tosser, and it's even supposedly of her own volition. I wouldn't put too much of anything past her.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:20 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Yeah, cunt may be overboard. Attention whore is overused although apt.

See? You can't even put a decent sentence together and not look like an idiot.

Let me put it in NFL Forum terms. She's a gushing vadge looking for any lonely, sulky tampon to sweep up her spillings. Congrats War Tampax.

NFL forum terms? Like you know a fucking thing about the NFL or the forums "terms".

Here's a clue. With incredibly lame smack like that, you'd get run by Diogenes... hell, in another lifetime, you'd get run by BEB.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:27 am

Didn't mean to make you try to puff out your concave chest.

By "NFL Forum terms", I meant I had to use some form of "bleeding vagina." Didn't think I would have to spell it out for a "NFL veteran".

Go on suckling off Ana. Call her name out when you hit the Mrs. on your anniversary which is no doubt the only time you get the goods (if you wanna call it that). She's just a cunt in my book....errr...attention whore.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:51 am

It doesn't take much to punk you, Indy Fellatio

Even someone with a concave chest can easily do it with little or no effort.

That's because, pure and simple, you're a message board idiot.

Does your hot wife know how stupid you are, or is she just as stupid and doesn't even notice? Being as how she married you, my guess is stupid. Indiana stupid, only exceeded by Idaho stupid. The entire state of Iowa thinks you're stupid and hopes you didn't have any kids that lived.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:59 am

You just made no sense, per usualm. Put down the Bud Light.

Funny how you reference my hot wife, which I appreciate you using the proper adjective. Is she stupid? Course not. She's an accountant.

How's your cunt of a housewife? Or does she have a respectable job cleaning other people's double-wides?

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 4:02 am

War Wagon wrote:Indiana stupid, only exceeded by Idaho stupid.

You obviously haven't been paying close enough attention...

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ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Fri May 01, 2009 4:50 am

Poking fun at others misfortune is weak

Just remember to turn in your tin foil Mod hat at the door Ana....

When pointing finger always think of the 3 pointing back at you grasshopper....

This house is clear.........

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Fri May 01, 2009 4:54 am

what's wrong with calling a woman a cunt? its generally their most appealing trait. My wife calls me a dick all the time, I called her a cunt back once and she didnt talk to me for 2 weeks.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Fri May 01, 2009 4:59 am

SoCalTrjn wrote:what's wrong with calling a woman a cunt? its generally their most appealing trait. My wife calls me a dick all the time, I called her a cunt back once and she didnt talk to me for 2 weeks.

Try that shit when she's in the early stages of menopause....

Shit me, I'd fucking use an Army of bitches like that to beat back the Taliban....

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri May 01, 2009 5:31 am

Van wrote:
mvscal wrote:Wicomico County is not in socal.
No, but SoCal is in SoCal, and he's both a Bruin and Laker fan. That's enough fault for anybody.

Ain't nobody perfect. At least I ain't rubbing boners with Mikey.
:)

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 5:48 am

You're probably a Dodger fan, too, and you probably still have your old Merlin Olsen poster.

:barf:

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri May 01, 2009 5:53 am

Van wrote:You're probably a Dodger fan, too, and you probably still have your old Merlin Olsen poster.

:barf:

Jack Snow and Roman Gabriel.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 5:54 am

So you admit it. I fucking knew it. You crave Garvey cock.

I shit in the general direction of Les Josephson.

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri May 01, 2009 5:58 am

Little to quick with the cock craving.

Typical (ass)Pirate fan taking Steve Blass up the ass and Kent Tekulve sideways.