I Want Revenge has been scratched from the Derby

[War Wagon]

Pioneer of the Nile should be the odds on favorite, but I try to stay away from those. Has only won on a synthetic track, and never in the mud.

I like Dunkirk with an experienced rider like Edgar Prado.

Longshot pick is Chocolate Candy with Mike Smith onboard, should make a late move in the stretch.

Friezan Fire likes a wet track, so I'll take him (notice, not it, JSC you dumbfuck) to round out the trifecta.

[Ana Ng]

Zyclone, where are you with your Derby picks? Doesn't do us any good to hear how you cashed in big, unless we know about it before the race. Some of us may be going to an off-track betting place today, let's see your take asap.

Piss off.

I'm busy.

[Mikey]

I Want Revenge has been scratched, and it was the favorite in the race.

Gelding?

[smackaholic]

I suspect the midget will be in here in a few minutes telling us about how he put 100 bones on the 50-1 nag that came in.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Zyclone, where are you with your Derby picks? Doesn't do us any good to hear how you cashed in big, unless we know about it before the race. Some of us may be going to an off-track betting place today, let's see your take asap.

Piss off.

I'm busy.