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Sarah Palin just signed a $1,000,000.00 contract to pose nude in Playboy magazine.

Not to be outdone, Michelle Obama just inked a $1,000,001.00 contract to do a layout in National Geographic.


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C-
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Palin needs to go right to hardcore. I want to see those glasses drip with money.
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Martyred wrote:C-
tough crowd.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
Martyred wrote:C-
tough crowd.
Downright generous, actually.
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Why did Diego in Seattle go to K-Mart?



He heard they had little boys pants half-off.



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The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .

To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'



This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
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