When in the local supermarket...
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When in the local supermarket...
...have you ever tried this move when perusing the aisles (see 0:22)?
Re: When in the local supermarket...
Damn, Mikey, you grew up in one lame ass era. How did anybody ever get laid back then?


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Re: When in the local supermarket...
ahhh---the good old days---when if you didn't like the bread, you got your money back --all 15 cents !!!
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Re: When in the local supermarket...
I see your point Van. In fact I had a real hard time getting laid back then, when I was four years old.Van wrote:Damn, Mikey, you grew up in one lame ass era. How did anybody ever get laid back then?
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A really cool four year old would've found a way to've gotten laid anyway.Mikey wrote:I see your point Van. In fact I had a real hard time getting laid back then, when I was four years old.Van wrote:Damn, Mikey, you grew up in one lame ass era. How did anybody ever get laid back then?
-DiS
(Sorry, Diego, I just couldn't pass that one up.

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Re: When in the local supermarket...
You?? I'm married to someone who's only a year younger than Dust Fartin' Mikey!


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Re: When in the local supermarket...
funny one mvscal !
1959---I was out in the U and L (Mt.Baker National Forest WN) surveying logging roads for the USFS.
God's Country (don't let Dinsdale see that)--- I turn 70 tomorrow, I don't think Luther has seen that many revolutions around the sun.
1959---I was out in the U and L (Mt.Baker National Forest WN) surveying logging roads for the USFS.
God's Country (don't let Dinsdale see that)--- I turn 70 tomorrow, I don't think Luther has seen that many revolutions around the sun.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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You're only as old as you feel.Jsc810 wrote: ... Mikey was 4 years old in 1959, that means he was born in 1955 ... which means he really isn't that much older than I am ... the guys here say Mikey is old ... hey wait a minute, that means that I'm old too
at myself
Which today puts me somewhere between Wolfman and General Grant (not the man, the tree).
Re: When in the local supermarket...
Grant, Sherman, whatevah. Whales are still bigger.
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Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
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Re: When in the local supermarket...
Only the living part.
And the trees are older.
I think.
And the trees are older.
I think.
Re: When in the local supermarket...
Trees are older than dirt?
Van wrote:Kumbaya, asshats.
R-Jack wrote:Yes, that just happened.Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
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Nice gig!Wolfman wrote: 1959---I was out in the U and L (Mt.Baker National Forest WN) surveying logging roads for the USFS.
God's Country...
Camped at Harts Pass just north of the Methow river in the north cascades about 4 Octobers ago. Had the whole place to ourselves, epic views, very nice.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
Re: When in the local supermarket...
Van wrote:Damn, Mikey, you grew up in one lame ass era. How did anybody ever get laid back then?
Well if the baby boom is any indication, they got laid quite effectively and often.
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That was mostly marital sex, which doesn't count.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
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Show me your dicks. - trev
Re: When in the local supermarket...
The fuck it doesn't. I'm married, and when I actually get some, fuckin a right "it counts".Van wrote:That was mostly marital sex, which doesn't count.

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See, Tom, it doesn't count when you're married, 'cause you could pull those suave 1959 Mikey moves on wifey and they'd actually work.
:)
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Re: When in the local supermarket...
Bullfukkingshit.Mikey wrote:Only the living part.
And the trees are older.
I think.
The dead parts of the tree are old, but, they are dead. The actual living part on the surface is quite new. And anybody with 3 braincells to rub together knows that only the living section counts.
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