Do not bring a sword to a gunfight..duh !!

[Derron]

Darwin claims one for a full rack, and a half rack for life in prison...



http://www.katu.com/news/local/44675147.html

[Shoalzie]

Not a good week for guys named Todd Marchant...GO WINGS!

[Diogenes]

Oregoneons are not very smart.

But we already knew that.

[Katy]

RACK Diogenes return.

Check your PMs, Dio.

[smackaholic]

Investigators (and marcus allen) believe alcohol played a factor in the incident.

[Screw_Michigan]

Not a good week for guys named Todd Marchant...GO WINGS!

Marchant had the winner in Game 3. Not THAT bad.

[Derron]

Oregoneons are not very smart.

But we already knew that.

It is Oregonian to you Kettle Boy.

[Diogenes]

Oregoneons are not very smart.

But we already knew that.

It is Oregonian to you Kettle Boy.

It's Ketel, dumbass. And I actually prefer Stoli.

Besides, Oregonites are too fucking stupid for me to care about misspelling their name.

[Screw_Michigan]

Only faggots have vodka preferences. Heterosexual males don't drink vodka. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Glad to have you back btw, always nice to have MV's favorite fuckpillow back in the fold.

[Diogenes]

Heterosexual males don't drink vodka.

Spoken like a true polesmoker.

[Derron]

Oregoneons are not very smart.

But we already knew that.

It is Oregonian to you Kettle Boy.

It's Ketel, dumbass. And I actually prefer Stoli.

Besides, Oregonites are too fucking stupid for me to care about misspelling their name.

But it does make you look pretty lame....No it is Kettle...like "Hello Kettle..meet the pot...Here's a crack back..but I misspelled the blast"...but that don't matter, I got over anyway......and you would prefer Stoli...probably one of those faggots in the blind taste test that choose Stoli over Gray Goose...and calling themselves experts in the process.

Carry on...

[Screw_Michigan]

Heterosexual males don't drink vodka.

Spoken like a true polesmoker.

That's why man created gin, you shit-eating fucktard. Nice to see you bring IKYABWAI back in fashion. Haven't seen that here in while.

[Diogenes]

[...choose Stoli over Gray Goose...

No, I'm down with Gray Goose. Actually Tarkhuna would be my vodka of choice, but it's rather hard to find.

And yes, you could line up five or six shots in front of me and I'll tell you which is what. Ditto for bourbon. Or gin, for that matter.

[smackaholic]

Or maybe, "what the fukk do you mean, 3 feet ain't a gimme put?"

[Mr T]

I dont see what the big deal is Everett Briley will be back because....

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[socal]

Surveillance video.

Who knew the drought was that bad in the U & L?

[Dinsdale]

Heterosexual males don't drink vodka.

That's why man created gin, you shit-eating fucktard.

A little knowledge and education can go a long way... in your case, it would have possibly averted this unfortunate asskicking you put on yourself.


Gin is vodka with juniper/ juniper extract added, you fucking idiot.


Kinda makes it just a touch lower on the "hetero liquor scale" than vodka.

James Bond drinks vodka -- Screwey drinks gin... we'll leave it to the reader to determine which is less "hetero."

[smackaholic]

Real men drink whiskey, straight, from a shot glass or even the bottle if you are particularly manly.

Those of us with taste buds drink pretty much whatever the hell we like, be it juniper flavored vodka like screwy or the even more faggoty beer with wheat in it.

[Diogenes]

Real men drink whiskey, straight, from a shot glass or even the bottle if you are particularly manly.

Those of us with taste buds drink pretty much whatever the hell we like, be it juniper flavored vodka like screwy or the even more faggoty beer with wheat in it.

Beer is for chicks and lightweights.

[smackaholic]

And I will give your opinion the same weight as dins' next time I decide to knock back a few hefeweizens.

If you had said budlight was for chicks and lightweights, I might agree.

[Diogenes]

And I will give your opinion the same weight as dins' next time I decide to knock back a few hefeweizens.

If you had said budlight was for chicks and lightweights, I might agree.

Domestic beer????

For low-rent chicks and lightweights.

You get a pass on micros though.

[smackaholic]

How 'bout sam adams products? Seems like an awful lot of that stuff gets sold for a micro.

[Diogenes]

How 'bout sam adams products? Seems like an awful lot of that stuff gets sold for a micro.

I guess I'll let you slide, just because I'm patriotic and shit.


Better you than me.

[War Wagon]

Real men drink whiskey, straight, from a shot glass or even the bottle if you are particularly manly.

Or in your case, jello shots of Captain Morgan, heavy on the jello.

I'd be interested to know where rum ranks on Dins list of faggoty/non-faggoty alcoholic beverages.

Seriously, Captain Morgan is some good stuff. It can turn an ordinarily prudish woman into a raging sexual hell-cat in two shots.

[smackaholic]

Real men drink whiskey, straight, from a shot glass or even the bottle if you are particularly manly.

Or in your case, jello shots of Captain Morgan, heavy on the jello.

I'd be interested to know where rum ranks on Dins list of faggoty/non-faggoty alcoholic beverages.

Seriously, Captain Morgan is some good stuff. It can turn an ordinarily prudish woman into a raging sexual hell-cat in two shots.

Here's my manly intoxicant list in order of manliness.

1. single malt scotch
2. bourbon
3. vodka
4. gin
5. good beer
6. wine
7. cognac
8. rice beer
9. countless varieties of faggoty liqueers
10. rice light
11. wine coolers

[SoCalTrjn]

I prefer Stoli, K-1, Rain or SKYY over that french Goose shit all day.