Board Announcement

[The Deciders]

Team,

As you know, everything is about business these days. Everything is about the Almighty Dollar, the bottom line. This board is no exception. Part of our job, as The Deciders, is to produce revenue…and don’t be fooled by what you’ve seen or heard…this place rolls LARGE. But…it could roll much larger.

That’s why we’re here to promote and institute new ideas to keep this place thriving in the market place. What we’d like to see, quite frankly, is an exercise in kinder, gentler message boarding. Studies have shown that “nice” or “normal” online discussion is what appeals to the masses. So, going forward, we’d like for you to refrain from any obscenities, and we’d like you to engage in what would be construed as “pleasant” discussion.

For example: If you have a disagreement with another poster, instead of saying, “Gargle my balls, you cock-stroking fuckstick,” go with something more along the lines of, “I understand your point, but I respectfully disagree.”

Now, let’s practice by conducting an exercise. Simply post in this thread and say something pleasant about the poster above you.

Go!

[Diogenes]

Respectfully, you people decidedly suck.

[Wolfman]

^^^^^^^

nice avatar !

[smackaholic]

^^^^ be dead soon.

[Van]

^^^^^

Wishes he had Italian flair.

[Ana Ng]

^^^^^^ I'd sit on his face, if it were on fire.

[RadioFan]

^^^^ is grossly artistic

[Van]

^^^^

Completely cock blocking my view.

[The Seer]

TVO will be paralyzed

[Van]

^^^^

His worst nightmare is Dan Guerrero stepping to the mic and saying, "Guys, unfortunately, this just ain't working. We're bringing back Karl."

[Van]

^^^^

Gets serious wood over big tits, cool jams, loud motors and an entire schedule made up of Wofford.

[RadioFan]

^^^^ frequently peruses Adult Friend Finder while joking about trolling e-Harmony.

[Diogenes]

^^^^ frequently peruses e-Harmony while joking about trolling Adult Friend Finder.

[socal]

^^^^Decidedly sucks whether it be faggots, cocks, or the internet.

[Diogenes]

^^^^Decidedly sucks whether it be faggots, cocks, or the internet.

^^^^Very good at the art of projection^^^^

[War Wagon]

^^^secretly admires the KC crew.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

^^^Jealous that he's not as manly as his daughter

[War Wagon]

^^^wishes he had a child to be proud of.

[Louis Cyphre]

^^^^

is my troll

[Screw_Michigan]

^^^wishes he had a child to be proud of.

At 26? I know you're from retardville, but I don't think there's a 26 year old male that resides outside of metro KC with a higher upside than jocking forklifts for a living that wishes he had a fucking child right now.

Dumbfuck.

[The Deciders]

YOU'RE ALL DOING IT WRONG GOD DAMNIT, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!!!

[Van]

^^^^

Apparently hasn't noticed that for the most part this thread has in fact witnessed a marked reduction in foul mouthed insults, per their request.

[Dan Vogel]

Team,

As you know, everything is about business these days. Everything is about the Almighty Dollar, the bottom line. This board is no exception. Part of our job, as The Deciders, is to produce revenue…and don’t be fooled by what you’ve seen or heard…this place rolls LARGE. But…it could roll much larger.

That’s why we’re here to promote and institute new ideas to keep this place thriving in the market place. What we’d like to see, quite frankly, is an exercise in kinder, gentler message boarding. Studies have shown that “nice” or “normal” online discussion is what appeals to the masses. So, going forward, we’d like for you to refrain from any obscenities, and we’d like you to engage in what would be construed as “pleasant” discussion.

For example: If you have a disagreement with another poster, instead of saying, “Gargle my balls, you cock-stroking fuckstick,” go with something more along the lines of, “I understand your point, but I respectfully disagree.”

Now, let’s practice by conducting an exercise. Simply post in this thread and say something pleasant about the poster above you.

Go!

I don't know who the Deciders are but this is one of the best things I've seen posted on this message board. If more people would take this to heart the board would improve. I might even find more time to post more things here if that was the case. But the negativity and childish insults and fighting take the strength right away from people. Just give it thought at least some of you.

[Van]

^^^^

Wishes nightly upon many a starling that mvscal would occasionally leave his wife's rectum at least somewhat intact and, well, you know, able to perform its usual function without making such a gawdawful mess of things.

[The Seer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

THIS time is really scared, thinking petey, pink, and the gang won't buy their way out of heavy sanctions, and that he will forever be haunted by the * , and the program, with all their coache$, will disappear and they will be alsorans in the shittiest part of L.A.......

[Van]

^^^^

Is apparently blissfully unaware that Petey coaches football, and that the football program isn't under any more duress now than it was two years ago.

[The Deciders]

I don't know who the Deciders are but this is one of the best things I've seen posted on this message board. If more people would take this to heart the board would improve. I might even find more time to post more things here if that was the case. But the negativity and childish insults and fighting take the strength right away from people. Just give it thought at least some of you.

We were KIDDING, jackass. Impurity is what sells.

I'm loaded from my 12th King Louis XIII. You know what to do. Ready the vice grips, liberally spread the Smucker's on your woman's JACKPOThole, turn your children into my audience, and calm your trembling old lady before I pay my little visit to Brown Town.

[Terry in Crapchester]

^^^^

Is apparently blissfully unaware that Petey coaches football, and that the football program isn't under any more duress now than it was two years ago.

^^^^

Deathly afraid that Petey will bolt for the NFL, and Mike Garrett will replace him with Ted Tollner.

[Van]

^^^^

Would be correct, if this were still 2006. In the meantime, this person would actually welcome a change to Ted Tollner, which is all one needs to know about the current state of his team.

[Diogenes]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Has a great grasp of pro football. If the NFL was Pop Warner.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

^ needs to make another bet with Screw_Michigan

[RadioFan]

^^^^ Definitely trolls Adult Friend Finder and puts responses into e-Harmony.

[Van]

^^^^

Discovered his latest KY enamored soulmate via e-Harmony's slightly more piquant sister service, e-Harlot.

[RadioFan]

^^^ whishes he'd STFU about Charlotte the Harlot, damn it. Di'Anno was better than Dickinson, and everybody knows it. Err, probably not.