When is this year's Smackoff??

[Katy]

Please go get your head stuck in a busy train track; you amount to less than the contents of a slop bucket in an enema clinic. Triple flip through the air, and disappear up your own asshole, you cum-gargling lardassed faggot on a special needs tricycle

You know why men go into corrections? Of course you do. It's the same reason men go into the priesthood, Boy Scouts, and become gym teachers. Access to young, desparate, impressionable, boys and girls. I'll bet you do other community things as well. You coach youth leagues? You do other guidence counceling?

It must piss you off having to take my dick out of your mouth so you can peck out yet another post.

He's trying to show everyone here why he's SN's king of the smack.

[Kid Nashville]

Please go get your head stuck in a busy train track; you amount to less than the contents of a slop bucket in an enema clinic. Triple flip through the air, and disappear up your own asshole, you cum-gargling lardassed faggot on a special needs tricycle

You know why men go into corrections? Of course you do. It's the same reason men go into the priesthood, Boy Scouts, and become gym teachers. Access to young, desparate, impressionable, boys and girls. I'll bet you do other community things as well. You coach youth leagues? You do other guidence counceling?

It must piss you off having to take my dick out of your mouth so you can peck out yet another post.

Is that the same speech you give your parolees that are unsuccessful in finding work? Dude, really, be honest. That's the most rewarding part of your work, isn't it?

[Katy]

Is that the same speech you give your parolees that are unsuccessful in finding work? Dude, really, be honest. That's the most rewarding part of your work, isn't it?

You draw disability for being a drunk driver/turned home bound gimp. I really wouldn't try this job smack angle if I were you.

[Kid Nashville]

Is that the same speech you give your parolees that are unsuccessful in finding work? Dude, really, be honest. That's the most rewarding part of your work, isn't it?

You draw disability for being a drunk driver/turned home bound gimp. I really wouldn't try this job smack angle if I were you.

If only you were half as good at protecting your eggs from trucker semen as you were w smack.

[Katy]

Is that the same speech you give your parolees that are unsuccessful in finding work? Dude, really, be honest. That's the most rewarding part of your work, isn't it?

You draw disability for being a drunk driver/turned home bound gimp. I really wouldn't try this job smack angle if I were you.

If only you were half as good at protecting your eggs from trucker semen as you were w smack.

You're terrible at this.

You'd think with all the free time you have being wheeled up to your computer that you'd do a little more research and come up with something better than fatherless, child, trucker, redneck, and slut smack.

I'd call you redundant but that would be a far too kind of a description for the amount of suckage you produce.

[Katy]

Face it, Kid Suck...you win some, you lose lots on these boards. There's very few on this board that can say they haven't gotten run. There's always someone better, smarter, and wittier than you. Shit happens.

Stop acting like a fucking pussy. You got the shit kicked out of you...by a girl.

Rub some shit in your wounds and come back when you're not drooling and foaming at the mouth. Tomorrow will be better. Maybe. :D

[Smackie Chan]

Face it, Kid Suck...you win some

Link?

[Kid Nashville]

Honestly, Lulu, who's tending to those kids? I think everyone's impression is that you're just some scorned, dumped, uneducated, Kentucky hillbilly, public assisted, mother of a litter of fatherless kids that's sitting home neglecting them while grandma tends to them as you sit on the computer and flirt w internet losers formulating witty smack. Do us all a favor, take some responsibility and don't leave it up to us to raise those monsters.

[Kid Nashville]

Face it, Kid Suck...you win some, you lose lots on these boards. There's very few on this board that can say they haven't gotten run. There's always someone better, smarter, and wittier than you. Shit happens.

Stop acting like a fucking pussy. You got the shit kicked out of you...by a girl.

Rub some shit in your wounds and come back when you're not drooling and foaming at the mouth. Tomorrow will be better. Maybe. :D

Translation:

[Katy]

Face it, Kid Suck...you win some

Link?

I was trying to be kind.

[Smackie Chan]

I was trying to be kind.

Kinda sad that veracity had to be sacrificed in the process.

[Katy]

Honestly, Lulu, who's tending to those kids? I think everyone's impression is that you're just some scorned, dumped, uneducated, Kentucky hillbilly, public assisted, mother of a litter of fatherless kids that's sitting home neglecting them while grandma tends to them as you sit on the computer and flirt w internet losers formulating witty smack. Do us all a favor, take some responsibility and don't leave it up to us to raise those monsters.

Children seem to be a focal point with you. I'm beginning to sense you have some pedophile tendencies.
Seriously, you're one fucked up person. I shudder at the thought of what's on your hard drive.

[Kid Nashville]

I was trying to be kind.

Kinda sad that veracity had to be sacrificed in the process.

I'm confident that I now own this board and that I can move about freely.

[Kid Nashville]

Honestly, Lulu, who's tending to those kids? I think everyone's impression is that you're just some scorned, dumped, uneducated, Kentucky hillbilly, public assisted, mother of a litter of fatherless kids that's sitting home neglecting them while grandma tends to them as you sit on the computer and flirt w internet losers formulating witty smack. Do us all a favor, take some responsibility and don't leave it up to us to raise those monsters.

Children seem to be a focal point with you. I'm beginning to sense you have some pedophile tendencies.
Seriously, you're one fucked up person. I shudder at the thought of what's on your hard drive.

@ children being a focal point w me. When will they stop dropping out of your gash and being a liability to the rest of us?

[Smackie Chan]

I was trying to be kind.

Kinda sad that veracity had to be sacrificed in the process.

I'm confident that I now own this board and that I can move about freely.

What was keeping you from moving about freely before? Was your wheelchair brake stuck?

[Kid Nashville]

Face it, Kid Suck...you win some

Link?

I was trying to be kind.

That usually results is some trucker exploding his trucker jiz into your tonsils. Smackie, you got clowned.

[Katy]

Honestly, Lulu, who's tending to those kids? I think everyone's impression is that you're just some scorned, dumped, uneducated, Kentucky hillbilly, public assisted, mother of a litter of fatherless kids that's sitting home neglecting them while grandma tends to them as you sit on the computer and flirt w internet losers formulating witty smack. Do us all a favor, take some responsibility and don't leave it up to us to raise those monsters.

Children seem to be a focal point with you. I'm beginning to sense you have some pedophile tendencies.
Seriously, you're one fucked up person. I shudder at the thought of what's on your hard drive.

@ children being a focal point w me. When will they stop dropping out of your gash and being a liability to the rest of us?

I'm glad the rest of the country is paying for your fuck up. You get drunk, plow into a utility pole, and become a burden to the rest of us.

Now all you have is your internet and stories of how you were in a christian rock band tearing it up at some hole in the wall club.

I'd pity you but I'm a heartless bitch who finds your karma funny.

[Katy]

That usually results is some trucker exploding his trucker jiz into your tonsils. Smackie, you got clowned.

Clowned? You wish.

You're half the man Shrubber is. At least he's in a wheelchair because of a disease. You're in one because you're a fucking moron.

[Smackie Chan]

That usually results is some trucker exploding his trucker jiz into your tonsils. Smackie, you got clowned.

I'm guessing this was intended to be what you and your SN ilk would consider to be smack, but it barely qualifies as gibberish here. A trip back to the minors for you for substantial remedial work is long overdue. Here, let me arrange for your transportation:

[Kid Nashville]

Look, hotpants. I know you're over there trapped in that Kentucky hovel w the shrill squeel of three neglected kids shrieking for mom's attention while you sit there w your broadening ass trying to match wits w me, but step away from the keyboard and whip out those udders and satiate those little miscreants.

[Kid Nashville]

That usually results is some trucker exploding his trucker jiz into your tonsils. Smackie, you got clowned.

I'm guessing this was intended to be what you and your SN ilk would consider to be smack, but it barely qualifies as gibberish here. A trip back to the minors for you for substantial remedial work is long overdue. Here, let me arrange for your transportation:

I think I just got broadsided w a "shortbus" blast. Everyone stand back, we're in the midst of comic genius. Dude, do not walk. Run and hand your resume into Letterman, Kimmel, Leno, Craig Ferguson, Chelsea Handler, fucking anyone that needs a "shortbus" comedy specialist. You are the fucking man!

[Jerry Lewis]

Some of you may wonder about the origins of Kid Nashville's username. I am the one who gave him the username.

You see, Kid Nashville is one of my kids. We do telethons to help people in his condition. If you have a paypal account, I can provide you an e-mail address to donate money to help out people like Kid Nashville.

Since his horrible car collision, Kid Nashville has been fighting deep bouts of depression and he turned to drinking. When the alcohol would no longer give him any satisfaction, he turned to sitting in front of his computer for hours at a time. There was a stretch where he logged 36 hours in a row refreshing the same forum at Stucknut. He was hoping to find a post from Y2K, Mongo, Katy or Lillian Vernon so he could hammer out a reply to them and release some of his inner anger. Unfortunately for Kid Nashville, they all had other things to do and were unaware he was stalking them.

Finally after 36 hours, ...Ryan posted a thread over at Stucknut detailing the death of one of Kid Nashville's best friends. This infuriated Kid Nashville. He told Ryan he could never be his wingman again. After 3 days of being cut off from the love and attention that Ryan provided, Kid Nashville ran back to Ryan like a dog with his tail between his legs.

Ryan had hoped to soothe his desire for another man with Brock, but Brock was too busy driving his ambulance around to give Ryan the attention he needed. Kid Nashville and Ryan kissed and made up. Kid Nashville would once again have his wingman by his side.

The end. :paul:

[Katy]

Look, hotpants. I know you're over there trapped in that Kentucky hovel w the shrill squeel of three neglected kids shrieking for mom's attention while you sit there w your broadening ass trying to match wits w me, but step away from the keyboard and whip out those udders and satiate those little miscreants.

Dude, stop reliving your childhood over here. I know you hate your mother for being a whore that left you alone. She drove you to drinking and paved the way for you to be the piece of shit you are. Every mother's day as you look at your shriveled up legs and wheel yourself around your assisted living facility--I bet you hate her even more.

Sucks to be you, Kid Shrubber. All you have are anonymous people online to harass and vent on. I'd tell you to eat a bullet but I enjoy watching your nervous breakdown. It's like the mangled car wreck you emerged from...TRAGIC.

[Kid Nashville]

Look, hotpants. I know you're over there trapped in that Kentucky hovel w the shrill squeel of three neglected kids shrieking for mom's attention while you sit there w your broadening ass trying to match wits w me, but step away from the keyboard and whip out those udders and satiate those little miscreants.

Dude, stop reliving your childhood over here. I know you hate your mother for being a whore that left you alone. She drove you to drinking and paved the way for you to be the piece of shit you are. Every mother's day as you look at your shriveled up legs and wheel yourself around your assisted living facility--I bet you hate her even more.

Sucks to be you, Kid Shrubber. All you have are anonymous people online to harass and vent on. I'd tell you to eat a bullet but I enjoy watching your nervous breakdown. It's like the mangled car wreck you emerged from...TRAGIC.

I don't even get this. Are you implying that I'm disabled and in a wheelchair? Are you even more fucking retarded than I gave you credit for? WTF is wrong w you? JFC, I guess there's no hope that the fucking grandmother is gonna raise them any better than you since we can see how she did w you.

[Katy]

Look, hotpants. I know you're over there trapped in that Kentucky hovel w the shrill squeel of three neglected kids shrieking for mom's attention while you sit there w your broadening ass trying to match wits w me, but step away from the keyboard and whip out those udders and satiate those little miscreants.

Dude, stop reliving your childhood over here. I know you hate your mother for being a whore that left you alone. She drove you to drinking and paved the way for you to be the piece of shit you are. Every mother's day as you look at your shriveled up legs and wheel yourself around your assisted living facility--I bet you hate her even more.

Sucks to be you, Kid Shrubber. All you have are anonymous people online to harass and vent on. I'd tell you to eat a bullet but I enjoy watching your nervous breakdown. It's like the mangled car wreck you emerged from...TRAGIC.

I don't even get this. Are you implying that I'm disabled and in a wheelchair? Are you even more fucking retarded than I gave you credit for? WTF is wrong w you? JFC, I guess there's no hope that the fucking grandmother is gonna raise them any better than you since we can see your results.

You can deny it all you want, dipshit. You put it all out there for sympathy points at SN. It was sort of your pass for why you're mentally unhinged.

BTW, why were you harassing Ana for pics of Ryan's balls? I think it's hilarious Ana turned you down after you professed your undying devotion to her in song via a youtube love song dedication thread at SN.

Ana's not into gimps and she's not into latent homosexuals that get off on pics of dude's shaven nads.

[Jerry Lewis]

latent homosexuals that get off on pics of dude's shaven nads.

Wow, what a faggot!

[Kid Nashville]

You can deny it all you want, dipshit. You put it all out there for sympathy points at SN. It was sort of your pass for why you're mentally unhinged.

BTW, why were you harassing Ana for pics of Ryan's balls? I think it's hilarious Ana turned you down after you professed your undying devotion to her in song via a youtube love song dedication thread at SN.

Ana's not into gimps and she's not into latent homosexuals that get off on pics of dude's shaven nads.

Wow, I don't know what kind of creepy carnival is going on in that fucking head of yours, but thanks for giving us a glimpse here.

[Katy]

You can deny it all you want, dipshit. You put it all out there for sympathy points at SN. It was sort of your pass for why you're mentally unhinged.

BTW, why were you harassing Ana for pics of Ryan's balls? I think it's hilarious Ana turned you down after you professed your undying devotion to her in song via a youtube love song dedication thread at SN.

Ana's not into gimps and she's not into latent homosexuals that get off on pics of dude's shaven nads.

Wow, I don't know what kind of creepy carnival is going on in that fucking head of yours, but thanks for putting it on display here.

Creepy? You wrote the fucking book on it, dude.

You make a habit of stalking people on the internet. You tried hitting on Ana and failed and then you tried to hit on me and failed. Of course that makes both of us whores or coquettes in your mind. Every woman that rejects you must be a whore, right? Wrong.

Again, why were you looking for pics of Ryan's testicles? Better yet--why were you asking Ana to give you the hookup? Were you afraid to ask Ryan for his phone number in fear of everyone finding out what we already know about you?

Ana's with SaladTosser. He's actually a man. You, well, you couldn't even catch a woman even with your wheelchair on warp speed.

[Van]

Ana's not into latent homosexuals

Her boyfriend is a guy called Salad Tosser, and he enjoys ass pogues.

I'm not sure I'm with you on this one, cap'n.

[Katy]

Ana's not into latent homosexuals

Her boyfriend is a guy called Salad Tosser, and he enjoys ass pogues.

I'm not sure I'm with you on this one, cap'n.

Yeah, I forgot about the action figure and pog thing. But he's still a step up from Gimp Nashville.

[Jerry Lewis]

Gimp Nashville.

Ladies of the internet. You can run from me, but you can't hide.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Her boyfriend is a guy called Salad Tosser, and he enjoys ass pogues.

Beyond that, I'm pretty sure ST once complimented Nic's shaven balls, after he had posted them at Mag7.

[Katy]

Her boyfriend is a guy called Salad Tosser, and he enjoys ass pogues.

Beyond that, I'm pretty sure ST once complimented Nic's shaven balls, after he had posted them at Mag7.

Yikes.

I still stand by my statement that SaladTosser is far and away better at life than KN.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Big ST fan here. Just pointing out the hilarious irony.

[Van]

<-----Also a big fan of ST's, despite all the shit I've given him of late. How he landed Ana, though, that one will forever baffle me. I even find myself mildly irritated by this.

Btw, is it "pogues" or "pogs?" I wanna be all correct and stuff, with the jargon.

[poptart]

Katy post mostly at .net.
Gnash posts mostly at 'nut.

Not that it's "wrong" to flame on each other in here, but WHY in here?


Another question for consideration -- what level poster is Gnash considered to be at 'nut?

A
B
C
D
F


Curious.

[Van]

Jesus, pop, that'd be awesome if everyone here was given an official report card grade...

[Katy]

<-----Also a big fan of ST's, despite all the shit I've given him of late. How he landed Ana, though, that one will forever baffle me. I even find myself mildly irritated by this.

Btw, is it "pogues" or "pogs?" I wanna be all correct and stuff, with the jargon.

I think it's pogs. But don't quote me on that. :D

SaladTosser is a $$ poster. I've always been a fan of his.

[Kid Nashville]

You can deny it all you want, dipshit. You put it all out there for sympathy points at SN. It was sort of your pass for why you're mentally unhinged.

BTW, why were you harassing Ana for pics of Ryan's balls? I think it's hilarious Ana turned you down after you professed your undying devotion to her in song via a youtube love song dedication thread at SN.

Ana's not into gimps and she's not into latent homosexuals that get off on pics of dude's shaven nads.

Wow, I don't know what kind of creepy carnival is going on in that fucking head of yours, but thanks for putting it on display here.

Creepy? You wrote the fucking book on it, dude.

You make a habit of stalking people on the internet. You tried hitting on Ana and failed and then you tried to hit on me and failed. Of course that makes both of us whores or coquettes in your mind. Every woman that rejects you must be a whore, right? Wrong.

Again, why were you looking for pics of Ryan's testicles? Better yet--why were you asking Ana to give you the hookup? Were you afraid to ask Ryan for his phone number in fear of everyone finding out what we already know about you?

Ana's with SaladTosser. He's actually a man. You, well, you couldn't even catch a woman even with your wheelchair on warp speed.

Wow, that's some soap opera you've scripted. But that's not surprising since watching "the stories" is what you do all all day. Well, besides consuming soda and Little Debbie. If you put half that effort into pushing a fucking vacuum sweeper and a dust mop, maybe those fucking brats can have some friends over and somehow rise above the odds and become functional members of society.

[Katy]

Katy post mostly at .net.
Gnash posts mostly at 'nut.

Not that it's "wrong" to flame on each other in here, but WHY in here?


Another question for consideration -- what level poster is Gnash considered to be at 'nut?

A
B
C
D
F


Curious.

He called me out over here. I tried to get him to register at .net and he wouldn't.

At SN he's considered an A + poster.