the disrespect has GOT to stop

[Douchebag]

i am at a breaking with you dickzits you simply cannot COMPREHEND

i have not had voluntary, consentual sex WITH A WOMAN in over 3 months. i aam on aedge at all times and this complete and total lack of desperespect i see towards MY CREW is off the fucking charts. we are to be FEARED and RESPECTED at all times

got it?

[Smackie Chan]

this complete and total lack of desperespect i see towards MY CREW is off the fucking charts

English would be nice, as would saying what you actually mean.

[Smackie Chan]

That might be why he hasn't gotten laid in months.

I think that is more the result of this:

[Smackie Chan]

i am at a breaking with you dickzits you simply cannot COMPREHEND

i have not had voluntary, consentual sex WITH A WOMAN in over 3 months.

I don't wanna read too much into this, but does this imply you've had involuntary sex with men?

[Van]

Yep, probably, plus some involuntary sex with women. With the women, I'm guessing neither party wanted anything to do with the other.

[fix]

Douchebag's Friday night crew..

[Douchebag]

JUST KEEP YUCKING IT UP, FUCKBAGS

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? GOLD TEETH WHEN I SMILE

[Van]

Piss will do that.

[PSUFAN]

Let's put it this way, you slosh-jowled pimple-sucking flab-draped perineum-washer...if I EVER see you again, I'll pull your hollow balls through the grid of my tennis racket and leave you out in the sun where Kid Nashville and Katy can perform a country line dance on them in their patent-leathered finery. You want disrespect, I'LL disrespect you - I'll flay your nostrils open and jam the bloody mess full of uncooked garbanzo beans, then check the Cooking Forum for some slick way of cooking that shit down with you as some kind of rudely seasoned T-FAL. ANY way you want to put it, the worst news for you is that you WILL survive this encounter, and be stockaded at The Point so that the general public can abuse your shuddering fatty form and all of PGH will be united in disrespecting you.

[MuchoBulls]

I don't wanna read too much into this, but does this imply you've had involuntary sex with men?

Now we know why stevo has been quiet lately.

[MadRussian]

Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?

[PSUFAN]

There will be blood, my friend.

[ADAM]

i am at a breaking with you dickzits you simply cannot COMPREHEND

i have not had voluntary, consentual sex WITH A WOMAN in over 3 months. i aam on aedge at all times and this complete and total lack of desperespect i see towards MY CREW is off the fucking charts. we are to be FEARED and RESPECTED at all times

got it?

What is that, Swiss-German?

Dutch-Irish?


So, you have had "non consentual" sex with a what?

A mule
Your drug addled mother
Your keyboard maybe?

[Stevo]

Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?

Read our message at the top of this board, fuckhead. Maybe that'll clue you in.

[Katy]

Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?

Read our message at the top of this board, fuckhead. Maybe that'll clue you in.

Exactly how are they obsolete??

The Alliance seems more into raising gas prices than hacking message boards now. :?

[Diogenes]

Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?

Read our message at the top of this board, fuckhead. Maybe that'll clue you in.

Exactly how are they obsolete??

The Alliance seems more into raising gas prices than hacking message boards now. :?

I'm pretty sure "obsolete" is crew-speak for "they got bored with beating and sodomizing us".

[Dan Jones]

The Alliance seems more into raising gas prices than hacking message boards now. :?

We're doing both. Right now we've got them soaring just like we did last summer. Expect a dramatic hike at the pump in the next few weeks and watch for would-be vacationers bitching on the local news at how they can't drive to the beach on July 4th. Boo hoo, shitfaces.