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A Cajun's Take on Terrorists

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Wayne Doucet has long been known as an outspoken City Councilman in his small hometown of Evangeline, Louisiana. He was recently being interviewed on a local live radio talk show and was asked what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His remarks immediately received a thunderous applause from the live audience, then he was promptly ejected from the studio by the station manager.

HIS STATEMENT (spoken with a heavy Cajun accent):
If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel loving sand mvscal to save just one Coonass's life, then I have only three things to say: red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet."
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Sorry. I didn't know the sponge was dry.
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Wet nuts? Don't tell the Imam.
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Awesome.
If only we could do that to the libtarded faggots here too
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MadRussian wrote:Awesome.
If only we could do that to the libtarded faggots here too
Wow, a tough guy. I'll bet you're pretty scary in person.
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Hmmm you seem threatened.
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Careful, Mikey. You've released the fucking fury.
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well I don't understand the part about the 'coonass's'. who are they, and why have they got to be saved?
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So, a coonass is the inland, northern variety?

As for the ones on the shrimp boats, I thought they had a different name for them.....gooks.
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Well someone was going to so...

Coonass, or Coon-ass, is an epithet used in reference to a person of Cajun ethnicity.

Although many Cajuns use the word in regard to themselves, other Cajuns view the term as an ethnic slur against the Cajun people, especially when used by non-Cajuns. Socioeconomic factors appear to influence how Cajuns are likely to view the term: working-class Cajuns tend to regard the word "coonass" as a badge of ethnic pride; whereas middle- and upper-class Cajuns are more likely to regard the term as insulting or degrading, even when used by fellow Cajuns in reference to themselves.[1] (In Sociolinguistics, this type of behavior is termed covert prestige.)

Despite an effort by Cajun activists to stamp out the term, it can be found on T-shirts, hats, and bumper stickers throughout Acadiana, the 22-parish Cajun homeland in south Louisiana.[1]
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Pretty contemptible stuff.
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PSUFAN wrote:Pretty contemptible stuff.
Coonasses or wikipedia?
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Well, sure if we actually know the prisoner is a terrorist. But the problem here....HELLO..is that there is no evidence against any of these guys. Most of them were turned in for bounties! Or just captured in their own country which we were invading!

Get it straight. Do you really think some ignorant Cajun knows a damn thing beyond how to steal a goat?
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Get it straight. Do you really think some ignorant Cajun knows a damn thing beyond how to steal a goat?
Your not standing up for the poor downtrodden coonass ? Probably not...since that coonass would cut your throat from ear to ear after one peep from your pathetic pie hole.

You should offer to teach him about fucking goats.
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I don't think Cajuns necessarily fuck goats. They steal them, however, and have for many years. It's a genuine cultural tradition. As for the City Councilman, I'd support him if he made any sense. But like many simplistic idiots, he's dead wrong. I like Cajun music, for the most part.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:I don't think Cajuns necessarily fuck goats.
Really ?? Then I guess I need to make it clear that you are the goat fucker...and that is the only thing you could possible teach a coonass right before he cuts your tongue out and uses it for crawdad bait.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: But like many simplistic idiots, he's dead wrong.
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Whooooboy

Dis heah coonass sheeeit she got plenty ownYONE.

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Nnnnnaaaaaaaaaaayy!! "I haven't (fucked any goat) shot anyone"! Look, I like the funny lil' goat thief, but maybe he should put the red on the left and the black on the right of his own testicles, take pics, post them all around the net--and watch as the entire Cajun region explodes in a fireball of ethnic hatred unleashed!!
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Just a bunch of coonass's on Saturday night..

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Can't you just picture Nick, watching Al Jazeera while playing himself some zydeco...
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:I don't think Cajuns necessarily fuck goats. They steal them, however, and have for many years. It's a genuine cultural tradition. As for the City Councilman, I'd support him if he made any sense. But like many simplistic idiots, he's dead wrong. I like Cajun music, for the most part.

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His ears are really small, and unusually low on his head, and his eyes look unfinished, like someone yanked him out before he was finished cookin'.

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That story took place in Georgia.

I guess nobody ever accused Kevnic of knowing much geography, though.

Or anything else for that matter.
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