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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
That makes one of us. I'm barely board enough to drop a post saying I'm not sufficiently bored to care what's going on.mvscal wrote:OK, I guess I'm bored enough to ask just what in the fuck you're talking about.
That's still pretty bored.
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
What is more amazing than no one responding to this in 24 hours is the deafening silence on this latest Obama gaffe. Had it been W calling the Secretary of Defense BILL Gates, the howls of laughter and thigh slapping from comics and commentators would be deafening.
But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !
But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
I suppose he should just rename his Cabinet members Turdblossom or Penisdrip or whatever.
Then he wouldn't have to worry about slipping up and attracting the scorn of all the dipshit senile retirees in Florida which, I'm sure, is high on his list of importance.
Then he wouldn't have to worry about slipping up and attracting the scorn of all the dipshit senile retirees in Florida which, I'm sure, is high on his list of importance.
Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?
Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
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So you've bought into that whole Obama is God thing, I see.Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?
Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
I'm really disappointed in you Van.
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Mikey, I don't even get whatever joke you're making there, and still I laughed. It just felt funny, somehow.


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You don't understand it, but you know it's funny.
I guess that's the definition of sophisticated humor.
Or something.
I guess that's the definition of sophisticated humor.
Or something.
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Wolftard is dying?




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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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He also knows how to chew a pretzel properly.Wolfman wrote:But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !
Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?
Unfortunately, for us, it's working.



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Quick, Bri - wire him 15 bucks, or you'll regret it forever!
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
Upon further review, . . .
I'm waiting for him to call Obama a "whippersnapper." Over/under: 1 week.
While I still think that's hilarious, I have to respectfully disagree with the basic context. Wolfie's anti-Obama railings, when taken as a whole, are hilarious, albeit most definitely unintentionally, in an old man shaking his fists with impotent rage, "get off my lawn" kinda way.Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?
Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
I'm waiting for him to call Obama a "whippersnapper." Over/under: 1 week.
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Maybe. Maybe not. But in this case he is absolutely correct...Terry in Crapchester wrote: Wolfie's anti-Obama railings, when taken as a whole, are hilarious, albeit most definitely unintentionally, in an old man shaking his fists with impotent rage, "get off my lawn" kinda way.
Of course, lefties ignoring the substance of an argument and relying on ad hominems is par for the course.Had it been W calling the Secretary of Defense BILL Gates, the howls of laughter and thigh slapping from comics and commentators would be deafening.
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...
I call bullshit.
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You're Canadian. By definition, your opinion is irrelevant.Martyred wrote:Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...
I call bullshit.
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
Again with the ad hominems. At least on this board, Perk nailed it. How many lefties are there on this board? Two or three, maybe?Diogenes wrote:You're Canadian. By definition, your opinion is irrelevant.Martyred wrote:Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...
I call bullshit.
And btw . . .
Ad hominems? You'll recall I actually found a reason for Wolfie to continue posting.Diogenes wrote:Of course, lefties ignoring the substance of an argument and relying on ad hominems is par for the course.
The closest thing to an ad hominem came from Van. And he happens to be on Wolfie's side of the aisle.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote: How many lefties are there on this board? Two or three, maybe?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Terry tries to make a funny. I guess it's an improvement over his political 'takes'.
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?
As long as Obama hasn't nominated this guy

ERRR, the guy on the left

to be Secretary of Defense, he's still a step or ten thousand ahead of Smirky McFlightsuit.

ERRR, the guy on the left

to be Secretary of Defense, he's still a step or ten thousand ahead of Smirky McFlightsuit.
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The amount of cock slobbering for obango in this thraed is disturbing
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That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass.
Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck.
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"Park yourself on a pinecone."
Gotta love that uniquely Upper Midwest flavored smack. Graphic alliteration, with a touch of Euell Gibbons.

Gotta love that uniquely Upper Midwest flavored smack. Graphic alliteration, with a touch of Euell Gibbons.

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.mvgoscal blue-lightspecial wrote:"Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck."
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Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
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I guess what I said hit home for you, huh prancing princess?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:![]()
That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass.
Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck.
Does your wife know you long to daily throat massage your patron saint obama's black cock?
I will bet when he pries you off of it, your mouth sounds like a loud champagne cork popping.
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Mgo got married?
Mgo, married. Classic.

Mgo, married. Classic.

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Oh thats right, gay marriages are not legal.Van wrote:Mgo got married?
Mgo, married. Classic.
Scratch that then.. His "life partner" then

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Van wrote:Kumbaya, asshats.
R-Jack wrote:Yes, that just happened.Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
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Can you guys let me know when the fucking fury's unleashed? I have to run some errands and shit.
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He HAS been unleashed. He called you a fag.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Can you guys let me know when the fucking fury's unleashed? I have to run some errands and shit.