Is this the Pirate Bar?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:44 pm

Hahahaha! See how I took an old joke and turned it into an EPIC thread title for a discussion of "Pirates! Live the Life"? Fucking RACK me!

Anyfuck....anybody remember this game from back in the day?

Sailing around the Caribbean, plundering mother fuckers, boarding mother fuckers, installing mother fuckers. WAR that. I used to waste a fairly substantial amount of time busting some galleon, sloop, and fluyte ass. Because that's how I roll.

Alright, here's what I'm getting at. Sid Meier has updated the game with some new bells and whistles and it's back like a MOTHER FUCKER. The land combat is MUCH improved. The graphics have been moved into this century without screwing with the feel of the original. The duels are still repetitive and gaybo, but that's about the only thing that I haven't dug so far. If you dug the original, issue.

Oh, I'm the 7th most feared pirate in the fucking Caribbean. Rack me again.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:52 pm

cool. Sid is the Mensch.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:59 pm

According to Firaxis.com:

Firaxis Games recently announced the development of Sid Meier's Civilization IV - the next iteration of the greatest strategy game on the planet! Sid Meier's Civilization IV takes the game to a whole new level with stunning 3D graphics, advanced multiplayer gameplay, full player-created scenario (mods) support, and cool new civilizations, technologies, and units!

Mother fucking RACK!-a-mundo.

I've been meaning to backtrack a little bit and check out "Alpha Centauri" and the "Civil War Collection". I hear they are both quality time wasters. Sid rawks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:32 pm

I have enjoyed the Civ series.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:39 pm

ElTaco · Post by **ElTaco** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:27 pm

Rack this game. I played a 'borrowed' version a few weeks ago and it is in fact as awesome as EM makes it out to be. It is really funny and a lot of fun. Plundering is the best. Made it to the most feared pirate, by luck.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:00 pm

No links?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:03 pm

Drive to Wal-Mart or Babbages or whatever, lazy ass. We don't need no steeenking leeenks.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:08 pm

drive? to get video games?

What kind of a monster are you?

edit:

http://www.addictedtopirates.com/

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:35 pm

Filthy McNasty
Apprentice
Joined: 23 Mar 2005
Location: Michigan
0 Doubloons

Posts: 16
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:13 pm
JaMes® wrote:I see, but noone can deny that they are lousy gunmen :wink:

Now that was funny! Laughing
Filthy McNasty

What theeeee fuck?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:53 pm

In case you were wondering, I believe that I may currently be the 3rd most feared pirate in the Carribean.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:58 pm

But can you do the Corbomite Bluff Maneuver?

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:22 pm

The game is that good? Why did they put a gay pirate on the cover of the original?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:31 pm

It was the 80's. Everybody looked like a faggot.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:47 pm

Dinsdale wrote:But can you do the Corbomite Bluff Maneuver?

Is that like the "Hippy, Hippy, Shake"?

l to r: Dinsdale's Hairline

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:34 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:It was the 80's. Everybody looked like a faggot.

Rack!