On Menopause.....

[ADAM]

My head is just like a spinning barstool..

Wifey is just in the early stages, but damn if that woman isn't driving me nucking futs!


Any advice? Other than just getting hammered and alot of "Yes dear".....

[Van]

Do you have a covered porch, and neighbors who mind their own business?

[trev]

Build her a fancy new bedroom and bathroom of her own.

[Katy]

Send her on a vacation-ALONE.

[ADAM]

Build her a fancy new bedroom and bathroom of her own.

Nice try trev.....

our bedroom is all torn the fuck up......

Re-modeling.

the bed is too big, the bed is too small
too many blankets, not enough fucking blankets.....


I don't do the fucking laundry right
I can't fucking cook
I don't even take out the fucking trash "correctly".......


CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!

[Van]

Build her a fancy new bedroom and bathroom of her own.

Nice try trev.....

our bedroom is all torn the fuck up......

Re-modeling.

the bed is too big, the bed is too small
too many blankets, not enough fucking blankets.....


I don't do the fucking laundry right
I can't fucking cook
I don't even take out the fucking trash "correctly".......


CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!

I repeat...

Do you have a covered porch, and neighbors who mind their own business?

Bare minimum, do you at least own a bowling ball bag?

[Ana Ng]

My head is just like a spinning barstool..

Cool.

This is pretty much how I pictured it anyhow.

[Derron]

Build her a fancy new bedroom and bathroom of her own.

Nice try trev.....

our bedroom is all torn the fuck up......

Re-modeling.

the bed is too big, the bed is too small
too many blankets, not enough fucking blankets.....


I don't do the fucking laundry right
I can't fucking cook
I don't even take out the fucking trash "correctly".......


CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!

So what does menopause have to do with all that shit ?....Sounds like a pretty normal day for any married man.

[ADAM]

Do you have a covered porch, and neighbors who mind their own business?

I happen to have both.............

[ADAM]

When the throw pillows out number the times we bump uglies in any given month

Should I trade her in for 2 22 yr. olds?


Kiss my white Irish ass Ana Ng..........

[Ana Ng]

Runn'd.

[Bobby42]

Do your duty. Mount the woman.

[ADAM]

Runn'd.

By whom?

No, you do NOT get your rented Mod Hat back...........

Now pardon me whilst I smoke my crack pipe.....


Btw smart ass....I use the rat, not the "enter" key

Got any more "brain-bustin smack"


Your Kung Fu is weak

[ADAM]

Do your duty. Mount the woman.

I did that just this morning........


When I roll over at 6am w/ the Washingnton Monument at full mast & tell her I want some lovins....

She wants it and wants it well.....

I oblige

I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash of shit & fucking chores....

She gives great head though.........


I'm so friggin frustrated right now



THIS SCOUT IS OUT.........

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash.

$300 doesn't buy a lot these days, hhhmmmm?

[Van]

When I roll over at 6am w/ the Washingnton Monument at full mast & tell her I want some lovins...

I think we may have uncovered the first solid clue in the case.

[trev]

When I roll over at 6am w/ the Washingnton Monument at full mast & tell her I want some lovins...

I think we may have uncovered the first solid clue in the case.

mmm hmm.

[ADAM]

3 benji's don't do shit these days dee oh gee


Cover some cable & part o' the power bill

Food
Water
Transpo


Being broke sucks....But the bills are motherfucking paid!


Obama, my ass........Change......I got your fucking change.....and you're still 25 mill shy

this is about the only place I can visit and not walk around my pad locked& loaded w/ a 1911

[ADAM]

I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash.

$300 doesn't buy a lot these days, hhhmmmm?

Especially after you have been killed in Afghanistan.

If I got killed, you Nazi cockstain, do you think I 'd be here......


Your ass ain't worth haunting............

[ADAM]

I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash.

$300 doesn't buy a lot these days, hhhmmmm?

Especially after you have been killed in Afghanistan.

If I got killed, you Nazi cockstain, do you think I 'd be here......


Your ass ain't worth haunting............

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

ADUMB,

That post was so fucking awesome, you decided to repost it 14 minutes later?

Dude... you are bringing this board into the 21st century much like lil TVO does.

[smackaholic]

so, you get it pretty much when you want it and she gives head, never mind good head.

And you're bitching that she bitches about stuff?

Kill yourself. Now.

[Ana Ng]

Runn'd.

By whom?

No, you do NOT get your rented Mod Hat back...........

Now pardon me whilst I smoke my crack pipe.....


Btw smart ass....I use the rat, not the "enter" key

Got any more "brain-bustin smack"


Your Kung Fu is weak

This was just my little way of smiling at a class C retard as I pass by him on the street, and actually look him in the eye, rather than look away like most people do.....because they're embarrassed for him.

They're, in one way or another, embarrassed for him because they know that for the rest of his life, he'll most likely always need assistance when wiping his own ass, bathing himself, and may even be caught on numerous occasions pleasuring himself whislt watching "Deal or No Deal", because he doesn't have the coordination it takes to hike up his night pants quick enough before his home care nurse walks in on goofy ass.

[ADAM]

Class C poster......

Did'nt realize we were "classed"

And who the fuck exactley are you to be classing anyone.....

Get that melon you call a head out of your ass....

I don't know you & you don't know me, for all I know you're just a bitter little slope
suffering from penis envy....

[Ana Ng]

Class C retard = a step above a profound retard, yet a step below moderate.

Wasn't referring to a "posting class", but now that you mentioned it.....



Fly.away.

Fuck.

[Derron]

so, you get it pretty much when you want it and she gives head, never mind good head.

And you're bitching that she bitches about stuff?

Kill yourself. Now.

Yeah ..dude should be ran for even complaining about that. Hell..he probably bitches about how she gives head.

[PSUFAN]

My head is just like a spinning barstool..

Cool.

This is pretty much how I pictured it anyhow.

You were right - but don't forget the rips in the plastic where he leaves wads of $300 for hookers to snatch from him.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Weren't you 15 when we started on these boards?

How on earth did you wind up with a woman going through menopause? Are you and your wife going through some speed-aging process? Or have we really been here that long?

[ADAM]

Took me so long to remember my damn password I forgot what smart assed comment I was going to retort with..........


Oh yeah. I was actually 12 with a 15 inch speed square.....


Life is good right now , but a serious pain in the ass at times.....

A good BJ does make up for alot of her psycotic transgressions....


SCOUT OUT

[Jerkovich]

I'm right there with you. The wife is in serious mood swing and nothing is right.

[ADAM]

This week was awesome.....

Great nookie, edible food, clean laundry!


They should make a roller coaster called "The Menopause"....