Fred's Feed & Seed PET

[smackaholic]

Is that Tal Wilkenfeld's older sis/mom on bass?

[smackaholic]

nice to see they still make the colored folks stay outside in alabama.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Check out the white dude taking cover from the brotha about to pop a cap...

[Derron]

Posts a picture of a 14 year old..twice...expect the drop the hammer / porn smack to start in 3...2....1...

[Van]

Sam, yeah, I saw the Fuggen Fury this past Friday. Cute bike, but the excess of plastic will hurt it, as will the 1300 mill in something named "Fury."

Would that be because it's working furiously, just to get out of its own way?

The sales guy I talked to, his response was, "Yeah, but check out the economy. Nobody can afford 'expensive' right now, so the 1300 makes sense. It's selling well, so far."

That new V-Max is butt-ugly, as was the old V-Max, but christ, the numbers that thing is putting out. What a monster mill.

Otherwise, remember the other day when you asked, "What's it ever gonna take for the South to be able to live down its reputation?"

Well...





(Note the "Barn Dance" sign. )



...ain't helpin'. This ain't exactly New York City!! Even Cleveland is probably laughing at these pics.

This place couldn't look much more Deliverance, not even if Mgo had posted this thread and he was trying to make the place look like Deliverance.

I can only imagine what m2 or, shudder, Dins would have to say about these people.

[Moving Sale]

Check out the white dude taking cover from the brotha about to pop a cap...

Good gawd you are funny! That was fucking brilliant. Insightful, Topical, Original. You are one funny fucker.

[Derron]

Check out the white dude taking cover from the brotha about to pop a cap...

Good gawd you are funny! That was fucking brilliant. Insightful, Topical, Original. You are one funny fucker.

Even ucuntdomedoggystyle's smack is funnier and more fresh than yours on his worst day.

[PSUFAN]

Rack Sammy, as usual.

[Derron]

Sweetest little girl you'd ever wanna meet. Frightening thing is she looks exactly like my second wife in this pic. I'd never noticed the resemblance before.

Your second wife was 14 years old ??

Explains the down south country jukin PET.

14 yo girls aside..looks like a pretty good time on a Sat night.

And they let her in that honky tonk ?

[Trampis]

Lisa, from Oregon, on left. She looked a lot better that night!

I dig hairy natural beavers too Sam, rack us. :D

[Atomic Punk]

Every single one of Sam's PET's thread conti's are cool. I've thought about this a long time ago, that there should be a PET archive for the threads Sam, Luther, MgO, and whomever else puts up these types of threads somewhere. It is really cool seeing what you twisted knobs see in real life versus what Google or some media hack thinks is the real dope.


Your buddy Fred the owner looks like he has acromegaly... had to throw it in since smackoholic threw in a pituitary gland reference blast at the under 5' 10" midget/hypocrite/lying/pot-smoking fool in another thread.

Good stuff Sam!

[smackaholic]

So, when were razors banned in alabama?

[Diego in Seattle]

Lisa, from Oregon, on left. She looked a lot better that night!

She probably got kicked out of Oregon for being too fugly for U&L's standards.

Sin,

[Jerkovich]

[Derron]

Lisa, from Oregon, on left. She looked a lot better that night!

With the grip she has on the black haired chick..this deserves a caption...

"Stay the fuck away from my baby dyke you perverted man"

[Moving Sale]

Your buddy Fred the owner looks like he has acromegaly... had to throw it in since smackoholic threw in a pituitary gland reference blast at the under 5' 10" midget/hypocrite/lying/pot-smoking fool in another thread.

You're a transvestite. Go ahead and smack me all you want for being 5 10. You're a transvestite.

[Smackie Chan]

Go ahead and smack me all you want for being 5 10.

For a while I thought you were referring to your height. Now I see you're simply saying your smack can be purchased in a dime store. That clears up a lot of misunderstanding.

[Derron]

Go ahead and smack me all you want for being 5 10.

Explains everything. Fucking midget.

[smackaholic]

Your buddy Fred the owner looks like he has acromegaly... had to throw it in since smackoholic threw in a pituitary gland reference blast at the under 5' 10" midget/hypocrite/lying/pot-smoking fool in another thread.

You're a transvestite. Go ahead and smack me all you want for being 5 10. You're a transvestite.

Why you so prejudiced against trannies?

[Atomic Punk]

Your buddy Fred the owner looks like he has acromegaly... had to throw it in since smackoholic threw in a pituitary gland reference blast at the under 5' 10" midget/hypocrite/lying/pot-smoking fool in another thread.

You're a transvestite. Go ahead and smack me all you want for being 5 10. You're a transvestite.

When did I smack you for being 5' 10"?

If The Vertically Challenged One is 5' 10" then there are no embarrassing pics of me on the interwebs. I think he once admitted to being 5' 6" but he'll lie about it. Maybe he is confusing the metric system with US units. I've seen him in person several times... he's nowhere near 5' 10" unless he was wearing platform shoes.

How is it possible for you to say everyone is smacking you about being 5' 10" when everybody has questioned it? You are taking everybody that has mentioned it and twisted to where it looks like you actually ARE that height.

TVlOw you'll never obtain the height of 5' 10" unless you are twisting the logic that you may have been at that height due to wearing platform shoes, used a step ladder at some point, wore a top hat, or any other method of breathing in an atmosphere where the air is noticeably thinner from your perspective.

[smackaholic]

I doubt he could dunk on a 5' 10" rim, unless he had that mini trampoline deal he keeps next to the bed.