Oh, the Muzzies on my street

[Screw_Michigan]

RACK

Sin,

Jimmy Meds.

So go into some details. What were they throwing? You called the po-lice, I'm assuming? You should see the streets of my hood. People blame the 7-11 and the liquor store, but we all know it's the people frequenting those establishments.

[Diego in Seattle]

A simple threat of sending Terry over to crap in their yard should take care of the problem.

[Screw_Michigan]

Sounds like your hood is on par with Dearborn, which as you well know, is in metro Detroit, and has one of the largest collection of Muzzies in America. Sounds like your hood is a big toilet like Detroit. What were you saying about Detroit?

[Van]

[poptart]

Oh, the Muzzies on my street are rude,
They don't teach their children what they should,
Like not to throw crap in my yard,
It really isn't too God-damned hard,
So I taught them a lesson tonight,
Called don't let your fucking kids throw crap in my yard you asshole, especially when you have a warrant out for your arrest you fucking inbred piece of shite.

~ swoon


Dan V.

[Atomic Punk]

They know what IED's are. Park a car next to the soccer field where the kids play.

[socal]

What ever happened to that midwestern hospitality? Perhaps you and Mrs. 88 could welcome them to the neighborhood with a little dinner party or an ice cream social? You could introduce them to the wonders of BTPCF, lawnmowers, Skoal, shishkabobs, and personal lubricant.

[The Seer]

Their wrapper throwing kids are going to grow into teenagers. Hopefully your law background will keep you out of prison when you start having to really defend your turf....

[Left Seater]

88 you have to put a stop to this now or it becomes all out war.


I live on a cul de sac and the street has 10 houses. 4 on my side of the street 6 on the other. I live at the closed end of the street and the Muzzies live on the opposite end and opposite side. To make it worse they have as their neighbors an Indian family. By indian family I don't mean bow and arrow, teepee, buffalo killing kind. So between two homes and maybe 8 bedrooms total there are prolly 35 people in the two homes. Similar problems to what you are experiencing.

One of the Mussie kids fell in a neighbors yard last year and broke her arm. The fine folks who live in the home were not home at the time, but they still ended up paying for the medical bills thru their umbrella policy. Yes, the Muzzies retained counsel. So from that day on it was 6 houses against two. (Two of the houses are owned by older couples who are only there 5 months or so a year.)

We started with the HOA and having them send letters about the yard, the trash, the cars parked on the street every night, etc. Problem with HOA's is they have limited enforcement power and the Muzzies basically ignored everything from the HOA. So we stepped it up a notch and went to the Sherrifs office. At first we didn't get anywhere, but last Nov we saw our opportunity. The Sherrifs in Texas are elected to their office. So the 6 families got together and asked for a meeting with one of the candidates. We sat and talked with him and explained our situation and how we were getting nowhere with the current office holder who was retiring. We made a donation to his campaign with the understanding that he would see what he could do for us if he won. He did and the results have been amazing. (Thankfully, left leaning sherrif candidates don't do well in Texas.)

Shortly after he took office we called when they where having a nightly sit in out in the front yard. Within 30 mins a sheriffs deputy drives by and stops and asks whom all the cars parked in the street belong too. When the Muzzies and Indians claim them he starts writing tickets. Turns out our county has a no street parking ordinace unless signed in retail or commercial zoned areas. They raise a fuss and ask where they are supposed to park? Deputy tells them their driveway or garage. They explain there are too many cars for that. He tells them that isn't his issue.

About a week later my next door neighbor has his mother in law visiting and she has a bad hip. As they are leaving for dinner it takes them about 5 minutes to negotiate the street for all the crap the Muzzies and Indians have in the street. They take their sweet time moving it and just trying to piss him off. When he returns home there are cones blocking the entrance to the street and a car parked parallel to the cones completely blocking the street. Dude is unable to find an adult Muzzie to move the car and calls our sheriff friend. Another deputy shows up and calls for a tow truck to tow the car blocking the street. The Muzzies come running and try to block the tow etc. The deputy asks why they blocked the street and is told that the other homeowners drive to fast down the street and it puts their kids safety at risk. They deputy then writes tickets to each child over the age of 10 for playing in the street and the parents for allowing it. Blocked car is towed.

Those are just two examples but anytime the Muzzies do anything to piss off any of the 6 families we just call our friend the Sheriff and shortly there after a deputy makes his way down the street. The moral of the story here is if you can't get them to understand reason, and the local officials don't want to help, cause it to happen. There will always be someone running for an office that would love a campaign donation. You help them out and they won't forget it. City council member, sheriff, constable, etc.

Nothing wrong with paying to make the Muzzies change their attitude.

[indyfrisco]

Thank God our little town is 98% caucasion. Although, the few Mexicans we have are doing their damndest to multiply as fast as possible. The 6 black families, which was 8 before recent layoffs, cause no problem. The few Indians live in apartments and I only see them walking to work. Of course, about 55% of the town is left leaning, but I can put up with that moreso than neighbors like 88 and Lefty describe.

[trev]

We have a family from Iraq that moved in next door. (husband, wife and 3 kids) The husband has been here for almost 30 years and has some money. It gets louder over there every week. Seems the U.S. is letting their entire family come over from Iraq. His family coming over has nothing but government assistance. They are not muzzies though, they are caldean. I'm pretty sure none of their extended family is actually living with them...yet. The whole scenario is very interesting. The meshing or Iraqi's and American's is going to be a challenge.

[Cuda]

But I suspect that by dawn, most of my landscaping will be fucked. Poor kids don't know better, and their loser parents don't give a fuck. This could be a long summer.

What's the problem, don't you know how to make a molotov cocktail?

[Screw_Michigan]

Problems with Muzzies? Move to Evansville and live near IndyFelcho. Oh, that's right. Southern Indiana. Never mind.

[BSmack]

But I suspect that by dawn, most of my landscaping will be fucked. Poor kids don't know better, and their loser parents don't give a fuck. This could be a long summer.

What's the problem, don't you know how to make a molotov cocktail?

Ever seen "A Bronx Tale"? Those fuckers have been known to malfunction.

[indyfrisco]

Problems with Muzzies? Move to Evansville and live near IndyFelcho. Oh, that's right. Southern Indiana. Never mind.

Evansville is shit. Plenty of muzzies there, too. Glad there's 60 miles or so between my house and that shithole.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Damn, I must live in the most whitebread place on the entire fuggin planet.

No Muzzies on my street. In fact, I'm pretty sure there are no Muzzies in the entire town I live in. Probably no Jews either.

[Moving Sale]

Oh, the Muzzies on my street are rude....

STFU and pay your taxes and try and keep your dick out of that Autistic child your shit DNA produced.

[BSmack]

Damn, I must live in the most whitebread place on the entire fuggin planet.

No Muzzies on my street. In fact, I'm pretty sure there are no Muzzies in the entire town I live in. Probably no Jews either.

If there's 2 Muslim families in all of Genesee County I would be shocked.

[ChargerMike]

88

"We have fortyfive Arab/Muslim messican families out of about 50 in our neighborhood. They purchase very large 5-bedroom houses and cram 15-20 people into each of them."


sin. SoCal

[JMak]

"We have fortyfive Arab/Muslim messican hillbilly families out of about 50 in our neighborhood. They purchase very small 2-bedroom houses and cram 15-20 kids into each of them."


Sin,
JMak in East Detroit

Please note: By hillbilly, I mean the kind where the mother's mouth is blown out, no daddy, grandma living in the basement, dirty kids always wantin my kids popsicles, and a Ron Paul-lovin boyfriend who thinks using a chainsaw at 11PM on Monday night is no big deal 'cuz this ain't no trailer park!

[Terry in Crapchester]

Damn, I must live in the most whitebread place on the entire fuggin planet.

No Muzzies on my street. In fact, I'm pretty sure there are no Muzzies in the entire town I live in. Probably no Jews either.

If there's 2 Muslim families in all of Genesee County I would be shocked.

On other sites on the interwebs, some righties have accused me of being Muslim because I wasn't a fan of Bush. This site, I guess, is a step up from that. But just a step.

To answer the other question you raised, Genesee Community College, perhaps, might be a source of Muslims. I've been assigned to represent a few students at Harvard on the Hill (GCC's derogatory nickname, per my stepdaughter) who have found themselves in minor brushes with the law. I used to think that only local kids went there, but was surprised that many of them came from other parts of the state.

[RJ]

88

"We have fortyfive Arab/Muslim messican families out of about 50 in our neighborhood. They purchase very large 5-bedroom houses and cram 15-20 people into each of them."


sin. SoCal

Move to a beach city, Mike. As long as you stay away from Venice and IB, its all good bro.

Yeah, its costs much more....but thats the damn point. The muzzies cant afford it. I have NO muzzies on my block here (mostly white folks of various age) and its absolutely kickass. Not only have I had no issues, every year the block gets together and throws a ginormous party for the 4th of July, Memorial Day, and Christmas (the week before) with hired bartenders and a live band. They literally open up thier homes for other block people, and everyone just has a damn good time.


There are parts of Southern Liberfornia that dont suck...you just have to get to the coast to find them. Dana Point and Laguna immediately come to mind too, since I just spent a good few days at three arch bay and table rock.

[smackaholic]

They literally open up thier homes for other block people, and everyone just has a damn good time.

Sounds like a good way to lose a TV set.

Oh, and uhhh, I before e except after C, dumbass.

[PSUFAN]

Why all these muzzies in Suburban C-town? Is it spillover from Detoilet? No muzzies to speak of yet here in the Burgh.

[TheJON]

Sounds like your hood is on par with Dearborn, which as you well know, is in metro Detroit, and has one of the largest collection of Muzzies in America. Sounds like your hood is a big toilet like Detroit. What were you saying about Detroit?

I'd take a whole god damn Army of Muslims in my neighborhood before I'd want just one worthless piece of shit like yourself even stepping foot for 10 seconds within 500 yards of my house. It's a real fucking shame your sorry ass wasn't the one that got shot in DC today. Here's to hoping the next psycho that makes their way to DC with a rifle finds your piehole and shuts your fucking mouth once and for all.

[Screw_Michigan]

Sounds like your hood is on par with Dearborn, which as you well know, is in metro Detroit, and has one of the largest collection of Muzzies in America. Sounds like your hood is a big toilet like Detroit. What were you saying about Detroit?

I'd take a whole god damn Army of Muslims in my neighborhood before I'd want just one worthless piece of shit like yourself even stepping foot for 10 seconds within 500 yards of my house. It's a real fucking shame your sorry ass wasn't the one that got shot in DC today. Here's to hoping the next psycho that makes their way to DC with a rifle finds your piehole and shuts your fucking mouth once and for all.

You could never afford to live in metro DC without living across the river or inner PG County, i.e. where a sniveling, rural-living, farm-bread shiteating fuckslit like yourself would be pimped out, gang raped and murdered for his entire life savings of $250.

[TheJON]

Sounds like your hood is on par with Dearborn, which as you well know, is in metro Detroit, and has one of the largest collection of Muzzies in America. Sounds like your hood is a big toilet like Detroit. What were you saying about Detroit?

I'd take a whole god damn Army of Muslims in my neighborhood before I'd want just one worthless piece of shit like yourself even stepping foot for 10 seconds within 500 yards of my house. It's a real fucking shame your sorry ass wasn't the one that got shot in DC today. Here's to hoping the next psycho that makes their way to DC with a rifle finds your piehole and shuts your fucking mouth once and for all.

You could never afford to live in metro DC without living across the river or inner PG County, i.e. where a sniveling, rural-living, farm-bread shiteating fuckslit like yourself would be pimped out, gang raped and murdered for his entire life savings of $250.

That's all you got? Really? Running farm/poor smack to a guy who knows nothing about farming, makes some pretty decent money, and owns a home in a VERY nice neighborhood? That's the smack you're going with? Nice try dude, nice try. Swing and a fucking miss..........again!

Dolt, you are too easy and too predictable. Running Iowa smack in multiple threads. Come on, come at me with something other than that for fucks sake or at least limit it to one thread. You gotta do better than that. I'm almost ashamed to admit I'm running smack back and forth with you when you bring these weak takes. I might have to move onto someone else if you can't step your game up.