Chastity Bono Is Going Straight

[Bobby42]

The world already has a John Daly.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Chastity was a woman?

[Smackie Chan]

I thought John Candy was dead, and didn't know Cher was his mom.

[smackaholic]

I thought John Candy was dead, and didn't know Cher was his mom.

^^^^what I was thinking.

[Ana Ng]

^^^ Both of you have screen names with the word "smack" in them.


Sayin'.

[H4ever]

How do they change a woman to a man? I heard they invert a dude's penis to make a change the other way, but how do you craft a penis out of some bull-dyke's bacon strip? And I ain't googling the answer either.

[Smackie Chan]

How do they change a woman to a man?

A procedure clinically referred to as a givadictomy.

[H4ever]

How do they change a woman to a man?

A procedure clinically referred to as a givadictomy.

After the procedure, Do they give the "dude" a complimentary chain wallet?

[Smackie Chan]

After the procedure, Do they give the "dude" a complimentary chain wallet?

Yep, made from the remnants of a different procedure. And it turns into a briefcase if you rub it just right.

[Louis Cyphre]

I always thought the procedure was called an addadictomy.

[poptart]

If Chastity Boner is going straight then males ought seriously consider going fag.

[Smackie Chan]

If Chastity Boner is going straight then males ought seriously consider going fag.

You first.

[H4ever]

All the more reason science should never have the ability to install working nutsacks on bulldykes. They should be left with meatcurtains cobblefucked into a mutant penis with a prosthetic head and nothing more.

[LTS TRN 2]

Don't blame me...I told her all about Sonny being a total mincing GOP homo--and a slimeball cheat in the biz, but what's new--she knew that...and I was a bull in the bedroom.....my head hurts....yeah her little girl was fucked up, I remember her asking about "what's daddy"? and shit...huh?...I'll tell you this--my boy by Cher is a strapping fellow who knows where to chalk his cue....oh man...


(PARIS HILTON is furious with CHER's son for claiming the two had sex and worrying he caught a sexually transmitted disease from her. ELIJAH BLUE ALLMAN, Cher's son by rocker GREGG ALLMAN, went on the raunchy HOWARD STERN radio show last week (ends27AUG06) boasting he had a fling with Hilton before she became famous. Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band DEADSY, claims that after the encounter he became so worried he might have contracted something he scrubbed down his private parts with household bathroom cleaner Tilex. According to MSNBC's The Scoop, a source claims Hilton is "not happy" about his comments, even though he described Hilton as a "sweet girl." Allman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton's reality show co-star and former best friend NICOLE RICHIE and claims the two are still friends. )