Top Ten People Dave Letterman Would Like to be Knocked Up by

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:57 pm

... at Yankee Stadium.

10. Vin Scully
9. Todd Palin
8. Dan Rather
7. Michelle Obama
6. Don Zimmer
5. George Soros
4. Susan Boyle
3. Steve Garvey
2. Colin Powell
1. Ichiro

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:06 am

You're having a pretty tough time with this, aren't you?

Embrace Islam. The Prophet has the answers you seek.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:09 am

I like the list.

Might be a pity we don't see trev or Diogenes there, but hey, you can't always get what you want.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:13 am

Pops, how in the world would Letterman even know Trev or Diogenes to want to be knocked up by them?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:05 am

I would not hit David Letterman with Dio's dick.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:46 am

Politically, I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin.
But I admit that a portion of me would like to see her advance politically because I don't think I've ever seen anyone who makes the looney liberals melt as HARD as she does.

I have a couple of 20-something friends, Christians, who are politically liberal.

At the mere mention of Sarah Palin's name, it's like ...

And of course the feminist silence over this incident is instructive in revealing (as if it was ever in doubt) what the true interest of the feminazi clan is.

Their interest is not in the advancement of women.
Their interest is in the erosion of traditional family.

Imagine if, say, Angelina Jolie happened to have an 18 year old daughter who got pregnant.
And she also had a 14 year old daughter.
And Angelina attended a Yankee game with her 14 year old daughter.
The next night a comedian makes a joke on national tv about Jolie's daughter getting knocked up by one of the players while Jolie is in the crowd.

Oh ... pssst ... but it wasn't the fourteen year old the comedian was speaking of, it was the eighteen year old.

Oh yes, that would make it all peachy in the eyes of the feminists.

Hey man, there would be SUCH a shitstorm over the incident that it seriously would get to Imus-like level, imo.

But here, when it's Palin and her family, the feminists are like good little women ought to be.

SILENT.

Good girls.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:38 am

Poptart, the Sarah Palin hate is due to media perception. It is nothing but perceived bias fed to the masses. Is she my first, second or third choice? Never. But I don't get the sheer hatred out there for her. I'm really not even ready for a female president.

If there is any silver lining to this Barack debacle, it's that his family is an example to families as an intact family who is not for gay marriage.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:51 am

Is Palin's whore daughter married yet? No?

Oh, goody-goody gumdrops.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:41 pm

trev wrote:Poptart, the Sarah Palin hate is due to media perception. It is nothing but perceived bias fed to the masses. .

yea, the fact she's a blithering idiot has nothing to do with it :doh:

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:57 pm

KC Scott wrote:
trev wrote:Poptart, the Sarah Palin hate is due to media perception. It is nothing but perceived bias fed to the masses. .

yea, the fact she's a blithering idiot has nothing to do with it :doh:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:15 pm

How amusing that the same folk who rail against "political correctness" are now getting their hot 28 year old g/f's granny panties into a knot over a joke by a late night host. It's humor folks. If you can't take it, change your station.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:25 pm

Most of us have a wonderful sense of humor. We just think children are off limits.

*shrug*

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:47 pm

Who is this "we" you're speaking for? Have you read any posts here about Whitey's daughter?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:55 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Who is this "we" you're speaking for? Have you read any posts here about Whitey's daughter?

And what about Diego?

:doh:

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:48 pm

Brood Mare is pathetic, if only in assuming that anyone would know or care that any of her brood attended a Yankee game...or visited New York....or wandered through Juneau without a bra. She wishes someone gave a shit about her moronic Reagan cult babblings. As for Dave, he loves it as it gives him a nice spike in interest just as Conan is about to casually walk off with two thirds of his audience.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:59 pm

trev wrote:Most of us have a wonderful sense of humor. We just think children are off limits.

*shrug*

Bristol Palin is old enough to serve in the US Army if she so chose to do so. You're calling her a child?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:37 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:As for Dave, he loves it as it gives him a nice spike in interest just as Conan is about to casually walk off with two thirds of his audience.

Which liberal rag told you that?

Bsmack, you're spinning. Understandable.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:42 pm

trev wrote:Most of us have a wonderful sense of humor. We just think children are off limits.

*shrug*

They're not off limits after they've been used as political pawns in a campaign.

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:03 am

trev wrote:Most of us have a wonderful sense of humor. We just think children are off limits.

*shrug*

RACK!

Sin,

Rush Limbaugh referring to a then-12-year-old Chelsea Clinton as "the White House Dog."

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:22 am

There's an article in today's Washington Post by Paul Farhi that discusses Letterman's refusal to apologize. In it are quotes from "veteran New York public-relations executive" Ken Sunshine, who says:

[P]eople often underestimate [Palin] and underestimate her following. She's exploiting this very smartly. She's speaking to her core base that feels maligned. She's playing the faux feminist ... and the family-values representative. It's extraordinary that she can bring this off.

Poor Mitt Romney. He's probably wondering. 'Where do I get some of this?'

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:31 am

Ken Sunshine.

With a name like that how is he not Obama's head speech writer?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:39 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
trev wrote:Most of us have a wonderful sense of humor. We just think children are off limits.

*shrug*
RACK!

Sin,

Rush Limbaugh referring to a then-12-year-old Chelsea Clinton as "the White House Dog."

Link?

I was listening to fat boy even back then. Never heard anything of the sort. Of course, this does make it OK for dave to do it, I guess, huh?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:47 pm

Martyred wrote:Is Palin's whore daughter married yet? No?

Oh, goody-goody gumdrops.

So you're saying there's still a chance?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:29 pm

trev wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:As for Dave, he loves it as it gives him a nice spike in interest just as Conan is about to casually walk off with two thirds of his audience.
Which liberal rag told you that?

Bsmack, you're spinning. Understandable.

Of course I meant after they get their digital converter boxes. The Nielsen system of determining ratings and shares is about as fair and realistic as an Iranian election. Dave stopped being funny a long time ago. He's a bitter old creep--no friends, fake wife, etc--and his shtick is tired. If Howard Sterns is his big gun, he's done. I did like his crack back on Brood Mare and I hope he keeps it up. Conan is genuinely funny, though it's too bad he feels the need to reign it in for the traditional Tonight Show, which he apparently reveres. Andy Richter seems lost as the Ed McMahon sidekick auto-laugher. Whatever.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:07 am

Dave stopped being funny about the time he left NBC. He's tried to be Johnny Carson rather than David Letterman. Too bad. He was great as long as he was just being himself.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:20 pm

mvscal wrote:Letterman wasn't talking about Bristol.

She was the Palin daughter who got "knocked up". Who else would he have been talking about?

In any event the last time I checked, humor was supposed to be funny.

That hasn't stopped network TV before. Have you missed the last 10 years of SNL?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:27 pm

BSmack wrote:She was the Palin daughter who got "knocked up". Who else would he have been talking about?

Since he referred to Palin's trip to NY and used the getting knocked up by A-Rod joke while on the trip I would say he was talking about the daughter who was on the trip, which wasn't Bristol.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:44 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
BSmack wrote:She was the Palin daughter who got "knocked up". Who else would he have been talking about?
Since he referred to Palin's trip to NY and used the getting knocked up by A-Rod joke while on the trip I would say he was talking about the daughter who was on the trip, which wasn't Bristol.

Or maybe he figured Bristol was on the trip since the little tramp is the most "exposed" of the Palin litter. Seriously, if someone told me Paiilin and her daughter we're in NY, I would have figured it was Bristol she was schlepping around. The joke only makes sense if it is directed at Bristol.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:15 pm

So you're basically saying that you'd jump to conclusions before knowing the facts? While I agree that joked would have gone over a bit better if it was intended for Bristol, he probably should have made sure she was in NY.

Letterman is a funny guy, but he is very much at fault here for terrible humor. His lack of an apology is even worse. If he has to stoop that low for ratings, then he's in big trouble.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:24 pm

Why let facts get in the way of a marginally funny late night throw-away joke?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:10 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:Why let facts get in the way of a marginally funny late night throw-away joke?

Throw away? You mean like Bristol Palin's birth control pills?

Yea, it was a throw away line. I rarely watch late night these days, so if the dittonazis hadn't freaked out, I would have never even realized what a bunch of whores the Palin girls are.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:11 pm

BSmack wrote:I rarely watch late night these days, so if the dittonazis hadn't freaked out, I would have never even realized what a bunch of whores the Palin girls are.

RACK BGrift.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:42 pm

BSmack wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Why let facts get in the way of a marginally funny late night throw-away joke?
Throw away? You mean like Bristol Palin's birth control pills?

Yea, it was a throw away line. I rarely watch late night these days, so if the dittonazis hadn't freaked out, I would have never even realized what a bunch of whores the Palin girls are.

The Palin's arouse you. Get that 14 year old out of your mind. Go take a cold shower with Dave.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:56 pm

trev wrote:
BSmack wrote:Throw away? You mean like Bristol Palin's birth control pills?

Yea, it was a throw away line. I rarely watch late night these days, so if the dittonazis hadn't freaked out, I would have never even realized what a bunch of whores the Palin girls are.
The Palin's arouse you. Get that 14 year old out of your mind. Go take a cold shower with Dave.

Sorry Trev, I already did the whole fuck the shit out of a confused "born again" chick 20 years ago. Yea sure, they're freaks in bed. But having to listen to the whole rap about how God is going to damn you to hell for your sinful life gets old real quick.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:59 pm

BSmack wrote:I already did the whole fuck the shit out of a confused "born again" chick 20 years ago. Yea sure, they're freaks in bed. But having to listen to the whole rap about how God is going to damn you to hell for your sinful life gets old real quick.

'Specially after you just got done doin' some serious sinnin' with the freak.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:45 am

mvscal, the real question is would you wear them too, if trev's particular kink just demands it.

Also...would you two post pics?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:19 am

BSmack wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Why let facts get in the way of a marginally funny late night throw-away joke?
Throw away? You mean like Bristol Palin's birth control pills?

Yea, it was a throw away line. I rarely watch late night these days, so if the dittonazis hadn't freaked out, I would have never even realized what a bunch of whores the Palin girls are.

dittonazis... um, ok. And the Palin girls are whores. Right.

You're in rare form today. Haven't seen you this froggy since the Palestinians were celebrating 9/11.

Was this a good or a bad day for you?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:09 am

War Wagon wrote:dittonazis... um, ok. And the Palin girls are whores. Right.

You're in rare form today. Haven't seen you this froggy since the Palestinians were celebrating 9/11

Yea, that was when I warned you all that Bush would do more damage to this country than bin Laden could ever dream of doing. I wish I had been wrong about that one.

Was this a good or a bad day for you?

It was a good day. My boy learned to crawl.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:10 pm

BSmack wrote:It was a good day. My boy learned to crawl.

Good.

Now if you can just learn him to make Wolfman crawl, he'll be as good as his old man.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:16 pm

poptart wrote:Politically, I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin.
But I admit that a portion of me would like to see her advance politically because I don't think I've ever seen anyone who makes the looney liberals melt as HARD as she does.

I have a couple of 20-something friends, Christians, who are politically liberal.

At the mere mention of Sarah Palin's name, it's like ...

I can't speak for everyone, but I'd like nothing better than to see Palin run for President in '12. When Tina Fey is writing comedy bits about Palin that include verbatim answers Palin gave to an interview . . .

That having been said, alas, it's probably all for naught. The Republican nomination in '12 is Jeb's to lose. If the Republicans think they have a shot at winning, that is (and if not, Jeb will be the nominee in '16).