RadioFag: Time to meet your maker, you fucking cunt

[RadioFag]

I have never, ever, ever, dry humped a copier.

See how, these people, lie?

I can expect no consideration, from Wags, as we never had the kind of comraderie I did with my other board brothers.

Thank you for your support, AP, as that vile poster who claimed your endorsement would mean nothing, is, as we might say, full of it.

Glad we have put this nasty chapter, behind us, for good.

I'm happy to be back, and am confident my keys will be restored to me, in no time flat.

RF

[Dick in Tulsa]

Quit being a

[Lillian Vernon]

I have never, ever, ever, dry humped a copier.

See how, these people, lie?

I can expect no consideration, from Wags, as we never had the kind of comraderie I did with my other board brothers.

Thank you for your support, AP, as that vile poster who claimed your endorsement would mean nothing, is, as we might say, full of it.

Glad we have put this nasty chapter, behind us, for good.

I'm happy to be back, and am confident my keys will be restored to me, in no time flat.

RF

I'm sure this is good enough for your felching partner PSUFairy, but I'm sure others may have some further questions.

[RadioFan's Mom]

Nice to see you've had your fun, deleting my former account and then banning my re-registered nick last night. We'll, I'm glad to see your bitch ass finally had your administration privileges stripped away. Now you won't be able to make Nixon's abuse of power look like playground tiddlywinks. It's too bad you had to delete my account like the pussy you are because I wish I still had that PM you sent me so I could share it with the board. Beyond delusional.

Ban me, you fucking twat. Let's see what you got. Try me.

BTW, you should seriously consider attending AA meetings and MOST DEFINITELY get psychological counseling. You are fucking insane.

Get fucked, cunt.

YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING FUCKING LYING SON OF A PRICK. I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING SAC OFF AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT IF YOU EVER SAY ANOTHER FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED THING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS SON AGAIN.

[RadioFan's Mom]

The ravages of alcoholism have taken their toll and it's all crashing down around him. Stucknut banned him for making up lies to an admin's wife that he was cheating on her with a woman he never even met. This is someone who had him a guest in his house on several occasions. That is the only reason he brought his sorry ass over to trolls.net. He is roundly despised everywhere he goes. It took only a couple weeks for him to alienate nearly everyone at that board too.

If anyone still isn't convinced how much of a loser he is, he actually flew to Australia to meet a married woman off the internet. Her husband ran him off and he came back to the US with his tail between his legs.

He has also been arrested for domestic violence against women, has been known to whip out his 3 inch penis at women he meets off the internet and tapes his house key to strange gifts he leaves on their porches. He also sends unsolicited gifts such as used coffee to women he has never met and professes his love to, has his parents call women he has never met who have rejected him to welcome them to the family and also has his mommy and daddy come on to trolls.net chat to rack his polesmoking anthems while he is on the air. His mother will cuss out anyone who disparages her psychotic son.

He was also recently demoted at his job.

There is just a quick Cliffs Notes version of recent events.

I WANTED THOSE CUNTS AS MY DAUGHTER IN LAWS BUT THOSE WHORES WERE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY PRECIOUS LITTLE MAN. YOU GODDAMNED BETTER LAY THE FUCK OFF OF HIM OR I WILL LAY THE MOTHER OF ALL OKLAHOMAN BEATINGS ON YOUR FUCKED UP ASS.

YOU TELL MY BOY SORRY YOU FUCKING PRICKS

[RadioFag]

Hi Mommy, love ya!

I'm so happy you are here, to set the record straight, once and for all.

[RadioFan's Mom]

...the thing is these situations tend to straddle the boards like Katy straddles her webcam.

Before I go any further, this needs to be racked. True or not, doesn't matter.

AND, it should be said, there are trolls who take perverse delight in setting up the kind of fall that we've seen here. It sucks when one of our better folks goes through this...

Um, no.

Whatever happened, RF set himself up. However little use I have for Screwed, he's not a troll.

As for LV, I don't know who this is, but there's a distinct grain of truth there, no matter how unentertaining you may find that to be. Methinks you dislike having the wrong ox gored.

As for RF, he could clear this all up. If he's innocent of the charges that is. But the silence is deafening, the deleted admin priveledges incriminating, and the Mike in Tulsa new account damning. Where there's smoke, there's fire.

We'll see how this plays out, but from where I'm currently sitting, RF was a wolf in sheeps clothing that took in a whole bunch of suckers.

btw, rack ucant about the "Crew" take. S'what I've been saying all along. You have an odd notion of entertainment if you believe that was ever funny

MY BOY HAS BEEN SLEEPING LIKE AN ANGEL IN HIS ROOM FOR DAYS. HE IS SO UPSET BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS DID THIS TO HIM. HE IS NOW PREPARING FOR HIS RADIO SHOW ON THE TROLLS NET RADIO AND MOMMY WILL BE THERE TO SUPPORT HER WONDERFUL LITTLE GUY.

YOU FUCKING SHIT BAGGED PIECES OF SHIT BETTER GODDAMNED UNDERSTAND THAT MOMMY ISN'T GOING TO LET HER BABY GET SHIT ON BY YOU FUCKHEADS.

[RadioFan's Mom]

Hi Mommy, love ya!

I'm so happy you are here, to set the record straight, once and for all.

MOMMY IS HERE AND ALL WILL BE OKAY. I MADE SOME COOKIES AND WARM MILK FOR YOU. I WILL BE IN TO TUCK YOU IN LATER.

[OStUd]

I will tell you what, them Sooners fans are not worth a cow patty in a shit throwing contest.

I have went through more Chevey Tahoe's, Coors Light and women than Alabama claims national titles.

[Mikey]

Looks like somebody stayed up past their bedtime last night.

[indyfrisco]

Looks like somebody stayed up past their bedtime last night.

Yup. Either Spamuri or one of the cunts.

[smackaholic]

Didn't somebody have a shit troll meter around here? If they do, they had best just keep it turned off for awhile as it is likely to burst into flames in the current environment.

[OStUd]

yeah, I stayed up with three fine women in the back of my Tahoe, it was tough work. I drink my Coors light, and don't take any shit people like you Mikey. I get laid more than carpet. Don't ,make me send my posse after you. :P

[OStUd]

well that is fitting for someone going under the name Smack to say a thing like that.

[Mikey]

[Diogenes]

Looks like somebody stayed up past their bedtime last night.

Yup. Either Spamurai or one of the other cunts.

FTFY.

[PSUFAN]

And you guys are crying about The Crew? Too funny.

[Cuda]

I can't wait until "The Crew" starts trolling as a deck of cards. That should be hilarious!

[BSmack]

YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING FUCKING LYING SON OF A PRICK. I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING SAC OFF AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT IF YOU EVER SAY ANOTHER FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED THING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS SON AGAIN.

I bet you're a freak in bed.

[.m2sMom]

YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING FUCKING LYING SON OF A PRICK. I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING SAC OFF AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT IF YOU EVER SAY ANOTHER FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED THING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS SON AGAIN.

I bet you're a freak in bed.

i'lm the freak in bed!!

or im the sicko....what? wait...whos the freak for fucking thier offspring??





milton honey...dont forgw\et my carton of slims on the way home today!

[RadioFan's Mom]

RADIOFAN, MOMMY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE AT THE TROLLS CHAT TONIGHT FOR YOUR SISTER'S SHOW? WE WILL BE THERE TO FIGHT FOR YOU. NO ASSHOLE WILL PICK ON MY BABY.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

And you guys are crying about The Crew? Too funny.

The latest influx of God awful character trolls and lame story lines only proves that The Crew are still "patent pending" down at Shit Centroll. Don't worry, bro, you still can't spell suck without an S and a U. Your legacy is safe.

[Mammy]

Honest to god ladies you white trash lookin' ya need to clean up a little before coming public.



You seen my boy Timmy? I be lookin' for him.

[Moby Dick]

just dont flammy the hammy.....mammy.

[Van]

This is beginning to push the Kid Nashville thread.

[RadioFan's Mom]

Honest to god ladies you white trash lookin' ya need to clean up a little before coming public.



You seen my boy Timmy? I be lookin' for him.

I WANT MY GODDAMNED CINNAMON COFFEE BACK FROM THOSE INTERNET WHORES.

[Dick in Tulsa]

The funniest part of this is the fact that Radiomelt brought his mother, father, sister, and brother in law to the trolls chat room to go off on people for calling him a faggot. Can't you felching ass-licking homos keep your trash over here?

[Diogenes]

The funniest part of this is...

All of the shit trolls bring on the suck 'thinking' they are scoring points. Losers.

I'm with Van on this.

[trev]

I just found out all this controversy was all drummed up by RF and trolls radio staff in order to boost ratings for the radio show.

[Moby Dick]

I just found out all this controversy was all drummed up by RF and trolls radio staff in order to boost ratings for the radio show.

so they were in the grassy knoll?

[Smackie Chan]

I just found out all this controversy was all drummed up by RF and trolls radio staff in order to boost ratings for the radio show.

Who measures these "ratings"? Arbitron? Who's their competition?

[Smackie Chan]

I'm guessing there is an average of 10 listeners for a show, with about 20 max.

Well, in that case, I can see how a publicity stunt like this would be a real revenue booster. Might pull in a whopping three more listeners.

[Diogenes]

I'm guessing there is an average of 10 listeners for a show, with about 20 max.

You're quite generous.

[Tom In VA]

Publicity stunt for ratings ?

Excellent idea, works like a charm.

Sincerely,

[War Wagon]

And you guys are crying about The Crew? Too funny.

I wasn't crying.

ucant, were you crying? Here, I'll answer for you. No, you weren't crying either.

But I guess comparing the crew to a bunch of shit-trolls is valid.

They both suck.

It's just that the shit-trolls don't also have admin keys.

[PSUFAN]

You should try your hand at shit-trolling, wags. Who knows - it might be entertaining, eh?

[LTS TRN 2]

Who...cares about R-fan? He's just some tired clown. What the fuck are you guys even talking about? :wink: This thread constitutes some sort of communal virtual lobotomy. Or...something...

[Lillian Vernon]

mvscal is funnier in two brief sentences than Lillian Vernon might be in thousands of posts.

S_M on .net Radio? Now THIS I gotta hear...

That was six sentences, skidmark.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

"Get some facts, and come back and see me."

My best advice to you is... shut up. You're welcome.


Btw -- This will be Calhoun's last year. Too many incidents. Too many trips to the hospital.

A couple of weeks ago, he crashed his bicycle 12 miles into a 50 mile ride for charity. Come to find out (after the event), he suffered 5 broken ribs during the fall, but he just got up and continued until the finish. Love him or hate him, that is balls. He's 67 years old and still one tough SOB.

[smackaholic]

Btw -- This will be Calhoun's last year. Too many incidents. Too many trips to the hospital.

A couple of weeks ago, he crashed his bicycle 12 miles into a 50 mile ride for charity. Come to find out (after the event), he suffered 5 broken ribs during the fall, but he just got up and continued until the finish. Love him or hate him, that is balls. He's 67 years old and still one tough SOB.

He is one tough old bastard. But falling down, breaking a few ribs and continuing on with his day is pretty much par for the course for old drunken irishman dude.

Do you really think he'll hang up his clipboard after this season? Probably should as dude's health issues are almost jsc like.

Who will be next? Will one of his assistants get it? How 'bout Dave Leitao, or is he toast after a not so great ride at UVA.