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Asian dude goes race card on me....

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So I'm at the casino the other day playing no limit poker. As usual, the Indian curse is on me and I'm losing every hand to a slightly better hand. God gives me just enough to stay in the hand, but to lose in the end. So I make the comment that God hates me and Asian dude to my right seyz "God hates Fags?"

I say "I'm NOT gay, but I'm pretty sure that God hates asians!"

Dude screams for the floor boss and accuses me of making racist statements against asians.


This is the second time in a row that an asian has called me out. The time before I was at the casino playing poker I bet the asian guy next to me that I could guess his ethnicity and surname. I told him I thought he was korean and his last name was "Kim". He called the floor boss on me too.


What the fukkk is up with Asians playing the race card now? Did they learn this from the ni.gggers or is it something much bigger than that???? :?
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The obvious question here is what were you doing, that some Asian stranger's first reaction to you was to call you a fag?

Sure, you could take a stab at his Asian ethnicity, but what was it about you that caused a total stranger to be equally certain you were a fag?
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and Asian dude to my right seyz "God hates Fags?"
bwahahahaaa. Someone get that guy the link to this place.
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Van wrote:The obvious question here is what were you doing, that some Asian stranger's first reaction to you was to call you a fag?
Breathing?
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Van wrote:The obvious question here is what were you doing, that some Asian stranger's first reaction to you was to call you a fag?
Breathing?
On what?
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Van wrote:
The obvious question here is what were you doing, that some Asian stranger's first reaction to you was to call you a fag?


This isn't the first time this has happened to me. A couple weeks ago I was out with my boyz and we started chatting with the table of chicks next to us. One of the chicks made a comment that she thought I was gay based on my clothes and perfect color coordination.

Jealousy....some people are just jealous of my incredible good looks, taste in Perry Ellis, Clayborne, and my perfect color coordination.
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Eh, I like it when your trolling isn't so blatant.
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Van wrote:Eh, I like it when your trolling isn't so blatant.
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Van wrote:Eh, I like it when your trolling isn't so blatant.


Sorry to disappoint, but I've NEVER trolled in my life. Personally, I find it unbelieveable that my honest opinions about matters are regarded as "trolling".


Me thinks you fukkkers are trolling me.
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You're clearly trolling now, with the self-deprecating "gay" stuff. You're not even trying to disguise it.
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Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
Jealousy....some people are just jealous of my incredible good looks, taste in Perry Ellis, Clayborne, and my perfect color coordination.

i know exactly what you mean, friend. There's some really good-looking chick who comes into Radio Shack with her douchebag tatted-up, homeless fukk clothing-wearing, dreadlocked bf...every time I make my epic entrance on the floor I can tell that not only is he seething with jealousy but she doesn't say anything to me. It's obvious that she wants me and is trying to pretend she didn't make a terrible decision by getting with the fukken loser.
well kiss my ass and call it rosy
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General Peters wrote:
Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
Jealousy....some people are just jealous of my incredible good looks, taste in Perry Ellis, Clayborne, and my perfect color coordination.

i know exactly what you mean, friend. There's some really good-looking chick who comes into Radio Shack with her douchebag tatted-up, homeless fukk clothing-wearing, dreadlocked bf...every time I make my epic entrance on the floor I can tell that not only is he seething with jealousy but she doesn't say anything to me. It's obvious that she wants me and is trying to pretend she didn't make a terrible decision by getting with the fukken loser.


RACK YOU, MY GOOD FRIEND!



It is always a pleasure when you bless one of my topics with your presence. We have been around since the beginning and you have ALWAYS stood by my side. You don't know how much that means to me. I will always consider you one of my favorite internet friends and a commorade in arms.

For the Love of God....Give the General his well deserve RAINBOW!
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Going all caps with "Rainbow," nah...not trolling.
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Van wrote:Going all caps with "Rainbow," nah...not trolling.

How is typing "rainbow" in all caps trolling? :?
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For whatever reason you've decided to make Stanley look really gay today. Everything is gay innuendo; that is, when you don't have Asians outright calling him gay.

I liked this troll better when everyone else called him gay and made fun of him. Now that you're doing it for us, it's not as fun.
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R-Jack wrote:
Stanley Pickkkle wrote: Perry Ellis, Clayborne, and my perfect color coordination.
Bragging about brands like Perry Ellis and Claiborne don't make you look gay. They make you a faggot with bad taste for even a faggot.


Why can't you can't a fukkken avatar that isn't a red fukkken "X"
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mvscal wrote:RACK zipperheads!


I remember one time, way back in college, I used the term "zipperhead" and my dad asked "What's a zipperhead?"


I told him that zipperhead were "gooks" and "asians". He thought they were people that were really smart with no common sense.


I said "Yep, them are gooks!"
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mvscal wrote:zipperheads
My maternal grandmother used to use that one all the time. She also called nogs frog stabbers. Never heard anyone else use that one.
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