Why would anybody wanna be thicker and wider?

[smackaholic]

That was the question cockblock asks me tonight as we were driving along. I had XM on the radio and about 87% of their advertising is the thicker/wider folks.

Uhhhh, beats me son. I haven't a clue.

Are there really enough maroons out there falling for that shit? I swear about half the advertising dollars spent nowadays gotta be for that bullshit.

[Trampis]

I remember watching tv with my parents as a kid in the 70s and 80s and being embarrissed as hell to have a douch commercial come on the tv. Fucking Masengil, may the ad people from that comercial die in hell. Who can ever forget the line, " Mom, do you douch?" Nice

Now its the endless enzyte/viagra whatever makes gramps have a boner shit. Theres a reason grandpas are always grumpy, its because they cant get a boner anymore! Dont fuck with tradition! Right Wolfie?

[Lillian Vernon]

Because they are trying to encourage mudsharkery by making white women get so fat all they can pull is some black cock.