Call your Shot Forum

[PSUFAN]

Now when you nitwits talk shit, it will be TRACKED. Feel free to quote folks and post it in threads there. If you rattle on needlessly, or if there is tards.net-quality foolishness, R-Jack will be there to ELIMINATE you.

[Mikey]

R-Jack's new av...

[socal]

smackaholic's forthcoming west coast P.E.T. will include duct tape, Depends, and an arrest outside Dinsdale's apartment.

Dodgers win the N.L. pennant and beat the Red Sox in 6.

UCLA will go 6-6 yet still beat Kal.

Mikey will get his own cooking show and EVOO the fuck out of everything.

Van will get a food critic/soccer writing gig for the Sac Bee.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

FUKKK OFF!

[Laxplayer]

M200l will tell all of we know nothing about northern cal. People will proceed to prove that they do. He'll claim scoreboard even though he's flat out wrong.

M200l will also blame either officiating, travel, or some other anomoly on the fact that Cal lost 3 games this year.

M200l will claim that Cal won their 100th national championship in a row even though they're in the holiday bowl again.

Seer and I will play golf. We'll both drink too much and he'll hit (duck hook) another 3 wood that barely misses my fucking head. :D

[Van]

The predictions I'll be keeping my eye on are m2's prediction that Cal will beat USC be 14, and Jon's prediction that Michigan St will finish 6th in the Big 10 while Iowa contends for the title.

My own predictions....

Florida wins the national title.

The Dodgers don't win the World Series.

Tiger adds another PGA crown, for a shitty 15th major.

Socal takes another summer roadie with his family, all the while wishing he was instead at Club Med with a USC Song Girl.

Socal will refrain from attempting to use, or at least spell, popular French sayings.

Mgo and I will seemingly disagree on everything, while still seeming to get along just fine.

M Club and Indy will continue to take potshots at me, whenever and wherever possible.

Terry will continue to steal away to his office, where he can worship in private solitude amidst his gaudy, hand-built shrine to Lou Holtz.

m2 will continue to claim to be a wealthy financial genius, and an incredible businessman, and he'll continue to brag about San Francisco's high property values, as evidence of his acute business acumen. He'll continue to try to elevate his own status, by claiming to be among the San Franciscan elite. Concurrently, he'll remain unable to explain why he's forced to share a rent, rather than own, thus denying himself the status and financial advantages of owning in such a high property value market.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

and Jon's prediction that Michigan St will finish 6th in the Big 10 while Iowa contends for the title.

Don't you touch that one!

[Van]

and Jon's prediction that Michigan St will finish 6th in the Big 10 while Iowa contends for the title.

Don't you touch that one!

You're safe. He made the prediction. He put it out there. It's immutable fact, now.

You may as well go light a sofa on fire now, in celebration of your Big 10 title.

[TheJON]

and Jon's prediction that Michigan St will finish 6th in the Big 10 while Iowa contends for the title.

Don't you touch that one!

You're safe. He made the prediction. He put it out there. It's immutable fact, now.

You may as well go light a sofa on fire now, in celebration of your Big 10 title.

Whatever you say, m2!

[Van]

Yep, Jon, m2 and I post so much alike, it's uncanny.

Just understand something here. You actually managed to get m2 and I to agree on something; namely, that you're pretty fucking stupid.

You're like Trixie, except you homer for a terminally boring, mediocre and completely irrelevant program.

[TheJON]

Yep, Jon, m2 and I post so much alike, it's uncanny.

Just understand something here. You actually managed to get m2 and I to agree on something; namely, that you're pretty fucking stupid.

You're like Trixie, except you homer for a terminally boring, mediocre and completely irrelevant program.

And you homer for an even worse program- Kal. So that would make you a hypocrite along with being the least knoledgable poster on these here message boards.

[Van]

That dog will never hunt, but hey, whatever helps you to sleep at night.

In fact, go ahead and count these, until you blissfully drift off into sleepy slumberland....



Maybe, as you drift off, you could try and imagine that he's pointing to a time when Iowa might actually matter.

[TheJON]

Iowa matters more than your Kal Bears, m2.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You may as well go light a sofa on fire now, in celebration of your Big 10 title.

I laughed.

Yeah, it usually takes about 10 years for a joke to make its way down thar.

[indyfrisco]

Watch it, Van, or jon=bitch will call you a poopie-head next and it'll be ALL OVER!

[BSmack]

We predict Lucas Glover will win the 2009 US Open.

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The Golf Forum

[Go Coogs']

Dinsdale will claim that the U&L invented the question mark.

PSU will finally retire his hand for a pack of Charmins

R-Jack will destroy another public rest area off of highway 101 this summer.

Mgo will clog Detroit's entire sewage system after trimming his eye mullets.

I will post a thread about Houston Cougars football in the CFB forum and receive a pity reply from Lefty.

mvscal will tell me everyone to eat shit and die.