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You know how JON and his "never" predictions pan out.
Very well, actually. When I say a player sucks they rarely surprise and end up being good.

Pryor is NOT a BCS quarterback. He's playing the wrong position. I said the same thing when Vince Young and Michael Vick went to the NFL. But those guys were actually good college QB's. I'm tired of the VY comparisons from people saying that VY struggled passing early in his career and ended very well. No he didn't. He made easy throws his senior year at Tejas. Watch film on the guy.........It was drop back, stand there in the pocket for long periods of time and throw to one of the many wide open receivers somewhere on the field. It was nothing but easy throws. His Heisman reel was all runs or simple throws. I'm not even sure Pryor could do that consistently, and I also don't think he'll have that luxury because we play better defense in the Big-10. Plus, I think VY's natural instincts of the position were better than Pryor's. I think you'll see that Pryor's instincts are going to let him down from time to time. He may run when he should pass, he may get sacked because he was unsure if he should run or pass, he may pass when he should have ran, he may throw to the wrong guy because he had to make a quick decision, etc...... He needs to play WR if he ever wants to make the NFL. He has no upside as a QB. He will definitely put up big numbers running the ball and you'll see some big plays in the passing game but he will have no consistency and his decision making is going to cost them big games in his career. Put him at WR and he'll be an All-American in 2 years and a 1st round NFL draft pick. He's made for that position. Less using your instincts and more using your natural skills.
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You're comparing a true freshman and his throws to a guy who was in his fourth year of a different system. Pryor will have a career similar to Young. He'll grow as a passer, but will allow his natural athletic ability to dominate most games. Young's "natural instincts" sucked balls during his first year as a starter.

Oh, and Young ripped new assholes against Big 10 and Pac 10 defenses that were very good. If Pryor is half as good as Young as a college player, the guy will be an All American.

Oh and he is and already was, a BCS quarterback. The shit you are saying is the same stuff they said about Young. "Put Young at WR and let Mock be QB." Pryor has nothing but upside as a QB. He is far from a finished product.
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Killian wrote:Pryor will have a career similar to Young.
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Van wrote:
Killian wrote:Pryor will have a career similar to Young.
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If Reggie Bush didn't turn into Spanky the idiot chimp on that long run and try to pitch it, there would be no :evil: . Ditto if Stay-Puft White could have picked up a couple of yards.
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Couldn't agree more.

I just don't need you comparing Pryor's career to VY's, especially with USC fixing to play Pryor this year. I rather need Pryor to have a career that's very dissimilar to VY's, at least where USC is concerned, thanks.

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The dude is still only a Soph. He'll make some plays against you guys, but as long as Everson Griffin can stay out of the Nantucket Po-Po, I think you guys should be just fine.
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All I can say is one word....

Spy.

They'd better commit a full-time spy to that guy, which they didn't do with VY.
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Honestly, it's like playing backyard football. One guy just shadows the QB and doesn't blitz ever. Slide with him, put your hands up, and only hit him as he crosses the line.
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TheJON wrote: So you're saying that playing better at the end of the year has no more of an indication of how good you'll be the following year than playing well in the early part of conference play???? And you say I'm bordering on m2ool behavior???

The fact of the matter is Iowa made bigger strides than MSU as the season progressed last year and that bodes well for Iowa and not so much for MSU in 2009.
how well a team finishes out the year often coincides with the quality of their opponents. all these douches on the teevees talking about a team "peaking" rarely mention the indiana-vandy-udub gauntlet they just ran through to get so hot. god help us if they fit an actual upset in there along the way. same goes, obviously, for how well a team starts the year.

also, nine months will have passed since both msu and iowa's last games. i don't know what edge is gained by finishing stronger considering it's an entirely different season with different personnel. i'd think illinois would loom large in your prognostications when using iowa's solid finish to predict a top-three finish.
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I have Illinois 4th, for the record. I'd have them #2 if Zook wasn't the coach and Hellen Keller was.
also, nine months will have passed since both msu and iowa's last games. i don't know what edge is gained by finishing stronger considering it's an entirely different season with different personnel.
SOME different personnel. History shows that it bodes well for teams who end the season strong and then return quite a few starters- which Iowa does. I wouldn't buy into Iowa's strong finish if not for the return of many starters and the improvement of Stanzi. 8 guys back from a defense that was one of the best in the nation and a more experienced QB means nothing????
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i understand your optimism, but the history you reference would recommend that you prepare yourself just as readily for a nose dive as you would a top-three finish. the one consistent big ten program this decade has been ohio state. not much else has separated the next five or so programs, and many teams primed for big seasons fell on their face [e.g. 07 michigan, 08 illi, 08 wisco, 08 osu, purdue nearly every year, etc.].

the difference in talent and coaching between teams 2 - 6, 7, 8 right now is so negligible that a couple turnovers could mean the difference between the bcs and the alamo bowl. if i were a betting man i'd only bet as high as $5 on what the table will look like at season's end.
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Jon wrote:8 guys back from a defense that was one of the best in the nation and a more experienced QB means nothing????
Pretty much, yeah, since your D was not one of the best in the nation and your little streak there at the end was just as M Club intimated: the result of who you played.

You scheduled yourself into a decent season, and decent defensive stats.

Seriously, drop the homer glasses and look at this mess....

Week 1: Maine, at home. D1-AA. Ballsy fucking effort.

Week 2: Fla International, at home. What, did ITT Technical cancel?

Week 3: Iowa St, at home: Three OOC cripples so far, all at home, and you've given up a grand total of 8 points. Your season hasn't even begun yet. You're still playing scheduled scrimmages, which you're counting on your W-L record.

Week 4: Pitt, on the road. Hey, whaddya know? Your first game of the year, and you lose.

Week 5: Northwestern, at home. You fucking lost at home, to Northwestern? Shonn Greene should've beaten Northwestern, by himself.

Week 6: Michigan St, on the road. Loser. You're 0-3, among real games.

Week 7: Indiana, on the road. Hey, looky there, you found someone to beat, and it was...Indiana.

Week 8: Wisky, at home. If this were some other year, this win would've meant something. In 2008, this win meant nothing.

Week 9: Illinois, on the road. Loser. Noticing a trend here? You go on the road, and if the other team even has a pulse, you lose.

Week 10: Penn St, at home. Here was your Super Bowl, and their trap game, and you squeeked it out. This game was your entire season.

Week 11: Purdue, at home. You squeeked out another win over the likes of Indiana, The Sequel.

Week 12: Minnesota, on the road. Indiana, Thrice Offended.

Bowl Game: USC. The wrong USC. You beat a bag of fucking Cocks.

Where's this big finish you keep talking about? PSU was the only game of note you won, and that win followed a loss to Ron freaking Zook, then you played three corpses.

BFD.

Now Shonn Greene is gone, and he was far and away your main weapon. This time, your roadies are Penn St, Michigan St, Wisky and that tidy little outfit up in Columbus.

Last year wasn't much for Iowa, and it was still nothing but smoke and mirrors.

This year? You're losing at least four games again, and Michigan St isn't, not with their schedule. MSU will not lose more than three this year, and Iowa will have done very well for themselves to only lose three this year.

What Iowa did under Hayden Fry a decade or two ago doesn't matter now. Right now, Iowa is treading mediocre water, and MSU is better than them, and they're only going to continue to get better.
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i understand your optimism, but the history you reference would recommend that you prepare yourself just as readily for a nose dive as you would a top-three finish.
Actually, history would indicate we're primed for at least a couple more good years. Look at Iowa since 1981. We go in 3-4 year good stretches and 2-3 year bad to average stretches. It's rarely a one year thing. If we have a couple of mediocre years (like we did from 2005-2007) and then win 8+ games, history would indicate that the next couple years will be 8+ win seasons as well.

What Iowa did under Hayden Fry a decade or two ago doesn't matter now. Right now, Iowa is treading mediocre water, and MSU is better than them, and they're only going to continue to get better.
I skimmed through your shit and read this line and figured you're so god damned clueless that there was no point in reading the rest. Dude, m2 thinks you're fucking stupid. I thought I told you to take your clueless ass out of this Big-10 thread??? Mgo, myself, M Club, etc are having a decent discussion even though we don't necessarily agree on everything and your stupid ass has to show up and ruin it. Go away dude, you're not wanted. Are all USC fans this unknowledgable about college football? Every USC fan I met at the OB in 2002 was exactly like you. Maybe I was wrong in thinking that the USC fans I met didn't represent the majority of your fan base.
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Week 3: Iowa St, at home: Three OOC cripples so far, all at home, and you've given up a grand total of 8 points. Your season hasn't even begun yet. You're still playing scheduled scrimmages, which you're counting on your W-L record.
Ahahahahahahahaha! Clearly you don't understand the Iowa-ISU rivalry. They're a cripple to anyone but Iowa. You have no idea how fired up that team gets to play us. There isn't a team in the country that gets more fired up to play anyone than ISU does to play Iowa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBxJk4Qw8yQ

Watch this video and you'll get a little understanding of what Iowa is up against in this game. (note: this is the 3rd god damn game of the year and they're this fired up)
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Good thing you're pretending to skip what I wrote, even though we both know you read every word of it. You'e not responding to it because there isn't a single word of it you can even begin to refute.

Your season last year was all smoke and mirrors, and still it was a blah, four loss season.

Michigan St is now better than you.
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Just answer one question, Van........

You know you're an idiot, right?? That is all.
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Van wrote:
Michigan St is now better than you.


Ok, this is "the truth" after Michigan State lost their first game of the year last year to Cal.



.m2 wrote:Good analysis, Magoo.

I was really impressed with Dell and Cunningham. I wouldn't worry too much about Hoyer.... he'll be fine.

Michigan State will be 6-1 when they face a 6-1 Ohio State...



Oh yeah, I forgot to mention "Shane Vereen".... was the 2nd fastest high school kid in California, just behind Jahvid Best. Cal just happens to have two running backs with World Class 100 meter speed.


I heard that #5 Johnny Adams who was trying to run down Shane in this clip has 4.35 speed and couldn't catch him...

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Anyways, I don't have much to add to your well done recap of the game and terrific day in Strawberry Canyon....


How close was the truth... in this prediction ???


I think you know the answer.







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Van = m2?????

It's starting to make sense now.
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Jon, Iowa myopia is a pretty funny fucking thing to flaunt on a nation-wide college football message board.

Stomping your feet and hurling childish insults, rather than addressing points? Being myopic about some C- fat chick with braces, while being totally unaware of Megan Fox strolling right past you?

That's what makes you such an oft-ridiculed lightweight on this board. That's why people respond with surprise, pleasant surprise, whenever you manage your semi-annual decent post. Nobody expects shit from you, except a poorly written, poorly thought out piece of love-is-blind Iowa slobber.

It's what makes you Jon.

Enjoy another lipstick on a pig 8-4 season. While you're at it, enjoy Mgo's taillights.
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TheJON wrote:Van = m2?????

It's starting to make sense now.


Sit down, boy.

I've got a little story to tell you....




1993 Builders Square Alamo Bowl



California 37 vs Iowa 3



http://www.valeroalamobowl.com/main/bow ... .php?uid=1










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Van wrote:Jon, Iowa myopia is a pretty funny fucking thing to flaunt on a nation-wide college football message board.

Stomping your feet and hurling childish insults, rather than addressing points? Being myopic about some C- fat chick with braces, while being totally unaware of Megan Fox strolling right past you?

That's what makes you such an oft-ridiculed lightweight on this board. That's why people respond with surprise, pleasant surprise, whenever you manage your semi-annual decent post. Nobody expects shit from you, except a poorly written, poorly thought out piece of love-is-blind Iowa slobber.

It's what makes you Jon.

Enjoy another lipstick on a pig 8-4 season. While you're at it, enjoy Mgo's taillights.
So that's a "yes" on the following question???
You know you're an idiot, right??
Hey Van.........do a little research on College Football, then get back to me and I'd be more than happy to address your points. Until then.....shut the fuck up. You've proven beyond a reasonable doubt that your knowledge on this subject rivals m2's on anything other than guy on guy sex.

You claiming MSU's program is even close to Iowa's is laughable. You claiming I'm myopic when my predictions of Iowa's are no higher than what most of the CFB mags are predicting is as well. Now, I don't give a crap what the mags say, I'm just saying that calling someone myopic when their predictions for their team aren't any higher than what most outside the program are projecting doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Enjoy another lipstick on a pig 8-4 season. While you're at it, enjoy Mgo's taillights.
8-4 is not out of the question for Iowa. I could definitely see them doing that. I could also see 10-2. To be honest, it will all depend on the breaks. If the breaks go our way, we'll be 9-3 or 10-2. If not, we'll be 8-4. However........that second sentence is so fucking funny I just shit myself dude.......

9-4, 7-6, 4-8, 5-6, 5-7, 8-5, 4-8, 7-5, 5-6, 10-2, 6-6, 7-5, 6-6, 6-5-1, 0-11, 6-6, 5-6, 3-8, 8-3-1, 8-4, 6-5-1, 9-2-1, 6-5, 7-5, 6-6, 4-6-1, 2-9, 5-6

Michigan State since 1981

9-4, 6-6, 6-7, 7-5, 10-2, 10-3, 11-2, 7-5, 3-9, 1-10, 3-8, 7-5, 9-3, 8-4, 5-5-1, 6-6, 5-7, 10-1-1, 8-4, 5-6, 6-4-3, 10-3, 9-3, 10-2, 8-4-1, 9-3, 8-4, 8-4

Iowa since 1981

Michigan State this decade = 54-55 (0 Big-10 titles)
Iowa this decade = 69-43 (2 Big-10 titles)

They got a fucking losing record this decade to go along with no Big-10 titles and you're calling me myopic for expecting bigger things from Iowa (a team that's 26 games over .500 and has 2 Big-10 titles in that time frame)????

I changed my mind...........

I don't want you to answer the "you know you're an idiot, right?" question. I want you to answer the following:

Who's got the better program between Iowa and Michigan State?

If your answer is Michigan State I'd like you to then answer the "you know you're an idiot, right?" question. So answer the question. Thanks.
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Jesus Christ on a cross, this board has gotten to the point where it literally hurts to read. I mean it honestly causes me pain to read certain things. There are certain posts or posters that you come to expect the verbal equivilant of an hour spent on the toilet after a nighter of Beast Light.

But then you get the special shit like "No one gets more fired up to play than ISU when they play Iowa." Are you fucking serious? Do you ever take off your Iowa blinders long enough to realize that no one gives a fuck what happens in your hill william state besides the pig fuckers who live there? And 90% of the college football fanbase don't even know you played ISU last year?

You think ISU gets more fired up to beat Iowa than Army to beat Navy, or vice-versa? God damn, the utter myopia of some people herw baffles me.

The majority of us came here as a refuge from our homer boards to discuss college football in an objective mannor, only to deal with this shit.

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Killian wrote:Jesus Christ on a cross, this board has gotten to the point where it literally hurts to read. I mean it honestly causes me pain to read certain things. There are certain posts or posters that you come to expect the verbal equivilant of an hour spent on the toilet after a nighter of Beast Light.

But then you get the special shit like "No one gets more fired up to play than ISU when they play Iowa." Are you fucking serious? Do you ever take off your Iowa blinders long enough to realize that no one gives a fuck what happens in your hill william state besides the pig fuckers who live there? And 90% of the college football fanbase don't even know you played ISU last year?

You think ISU gets more fired up to beat Iowa than Army to beat Navy, or vice-versa? God damn, the utter myopia of some people herw baffles me.

The majority of us came here as a refuge from our homer boards to discuss college football in an objective mannor, only to deal with this shit.

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Okay, now I'm laughing harder than I think I ever have. Seriously........somebody please tell me someone besides Killian logged into Killian's account and typed that post. I did not actually just read Killian criticize someone else for being a homer, did I?

To preface 90% of your posts any time you discuss Notre Dame....

"We are too good to join a conference cause we're Notre Dame. OMG I stroke my cock just thinking of the Irish and how they're like so much more awesome than everyone else. Why would a program this awesome join a conference full of inferiors?"

Or your take on a coach.....

"(coaches name) is so great. Best coach ever."

1 year later....

"(same coach) sucks balls. Fire that piece of crap. He's not good enough for Notre Dame."

Or my favorite....

"We're so much better than (insert program) and I don't give a shit that we haven't won shit in 15+ years. We're fucking Notre Dame for crying out loud."


You're a funny dude, Killian. I will rack your post. You sure as fuck made me laugh!
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You're the guy who tries way to hard for a laugh and to fit in. While all the cool kids are standing around laughing, you walk up late and start laughing with everybody else, hoping you catch on to the joke.

You won't, and never will.

Let's take a poll, JON. Let's let everyone else vote on who they think is objective and who chokes on their own cock in an effort to felliate their team, and who holds petty grudges against players for no reason.

In the grand scheme of college football, Iowa and their rivals ranks slightly higher than Directional State U vs. Opposite Directional State U.
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In the grand scheme of college football, Iowa and their rivals ranks slightly higher than Directional State U vs. Opposite Directional State U.
What does this have to do with anything? I do not claim Iowa is an elite program nor do I claim a lot of people outside of Big-10 country give a fuck about Iowa. I know they don't. So you making this statement has no relevance to the discussion. I know what Iowa is.......we're a very good program and 90% of the programs in the country (INCLUDING MICHIGAN STATE) would love to have our success. Call me myopic, whatever.......but that's a FACT. Everyone outside of Michigan and tOSU has been chasing Iowa for years. They've been striving to be us. We all know we can't be UM or tOSU, so the rest just want to be Iowa. Again, that's a fact. I'm proud of that. I like it that programs like Minnesota, Indiana, Purdue, and Northwestern make it a goal to catch Iowa. Northwestern and Indiana are not bashful about this either. Ask Gary Barnett who he wanted to beat more than anyone when he was at N'Western......

We compete for conference titles more consistently than anyone in the Big-10 other than UM and tOSU. We go to as many bowl games as almost every team in the country. Does that make us USC, Texas, or Florida? Fuck no. But it makes us more successful than most. And you know what........that's pretty fucking impressive for a school located in a state with very little high school football talent.
Let's take a poll, JON. Let's let everyone else vote on who they think is objective and who chokes on their own cock in an effort to felliate their team, and who holds petty grudges against players for no reason.
When have I ever claimed to NOT be a homer? I'm a die-hard fan. There's no such thing as a completely objective die-hard. You're not, I'm not, no one is. Those that claim to be are full of shit. Do I occasionally go beyond being a homer? Oh sure. For example, my statement about the Iowa-ISU rivalry was a bit of a stretch. I can acknowlege that. But I am correct in saying this is a difficult game because of how emotionally fired up ISU is for this game. Iowa's players and coaches just consider it another game. That sorta pisses me off. I don't want them to put everything into this game like ISU's players clearly do because you'll get emotionally burnt out in later weeks (which is what happens to ISU every year), but I'd like to see them act like this rivalry really does mean something to them. It sure as fuck does the Iowa fans. We seem to play our worst game of the year against them (even in victory) and they always seem to play their best (even in defeat). Drives me nuts!

You can call me a homer all you want (I admit I am), but I bring solid points to my arguments. Read this thread. While I would admit to going a tad overboard on a few statements, I brought a lot of rationale to my posts and Van brought nothing but a complete lack of knowledge of Big-10 football and that's what pissed me off.

You, Killian, went to MSU. Would you like to join Van in stating that MSU has a better program than Iowa? I don't think you will though. I think you know MSU isn't even in Iowa's league. I'm not myopic because I think Iowa is better than MSU. I brought up plenty of stats to back my point and Van absolutely refused to show me any stats to disprove that because he knows he can't.
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You claiming MSU's program is even close to Iowa's is laughable.
Right now, it's better than Iowa's.

There's no disputing it. It doesn't matter that Iowa used to be better than MSU. They're not, anymore. What you did ten or twenty years ago isn't helping you now. It's not helping you to beat anybody, now. It's not helping you to out-recruit anybody, now.

Besides, you haven't done anything, ever. You're Iowa. Your best is still only meh. You haven't won a legitimate Big 10 title in a long time, since we all know Iowa was the 2002 Big 10 champ like Cal was the 2006 Pac 10 champ.

In your entire lifetime Iowa's never done anything. They've never won a Rose Bowl. They've never won a BCS bowl game. They've simply never done a goddamn thing, because they're just fucking Iowa.

MSU was better than Iowa last year. They're going to be better than Iowa this year. As long as Dantonio is there at MSU, and as long as Ferentz continues to be wildly overpaid to herd Iowa around a field of bland mediocrity, the gap between those two programs is going to grow.

Beofre too long here, Michigan will likely return to prominence. Ohio St isn't even on your radar. Neither is Penn St, year in, year out. Zook recruits so well that even in spite of himself you'll likely soon be choking on Illini exhaust. Michigan St is already better than you, and at the rate things are going they'll soon be much better than you, at which point you'll be looking for a new coach to overpay.

Welcome to being the perennial sixth best team in your conference, before too much longer here.

You'd best hope Michigan takes their sweet time getting their shit back together, 'cause once they come back you'll never even get another sniff at relevancy, much less a Big 10 title.

Your best hope right now hinges on bad things happening to other teams. You don't control your own destiny, at all. All you can hope for is shit like this....

-DickRod never gets it going in Ann Arbor.

-Zook screws the pooch.

-JoePa decides he wants to become fully in charge again, despite being unable to remember what time Wopner comes on.

-Dantonio bolts for greener pastures.

That's it. You need bad shit to happen to other teams, otherwise you'll soon be the sixth best team in your conference, and that's assuming Wisky doesn't also jump back up and crawl up your ass.

What makes Iowa so pathetically Iowa is Iowa can't do a damn thing about any of it. If these other teams pan out, theyll leave Iowa at the curb. If they flame out, Iowa will have a chance to marginally succeed, merely through attrition.

That's it. Iowa ain't going anywhere. All they can do is hope nobody else is, either.
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Jon wrote:I brought a lot of rationale to my posts
Jonsense. All you brought were insults and obfuscations, and then you tried to pass off ancient history in lieu of what's happening right now.
Van brought nothing but a complete lack of knowledge of Big-10 football and that's what pissed me off.
What pissed you off is my taking your entire season apart, game by game, revealing it for the smoke and mirrors sham that it was. Your entire premise was that Iowa peaked late, at which point they apparently blew right by MSU, in your mind.

What the facts show is that MSU was better than you. The facts show that you didn't so much peak late as revert to your early season scheduling. You started off 3-0, by playing nobody. You ended up on a similar winning streak, again by playing nobody.

You're like some dumbass ND fan, trying to sell their 2009 chances on the back of beating Hawaii, forgetting that you got shithammered in the only barometer games you played all season.

See, Jon, this is what you haven't done. You haven't addressed specific points. You've merely thrown out insults, which is the last bastion of the truly defeated.

You're just a goofy Iowa homer. You're in no position whatsoever to talk to anybody else here about their knowledge of college football. From the way you talk, and the points you make, you're less qualified than most of us here. Your perspective is nill. You know one thing, right or wrong, and you're blinded by that one thing. You're simply too young and arrogant to even know how ignorant you are.

Plus, your team sucks. Always has, always will. Iowa is like a more boring Cal, with less upside. Jesus, dude, starting from right now, Cal will probably go to a BCS bowl game before Iowa will.

How fucked up is that?
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What does this have to do with anything? I do not claim Iowa is an elite program nor do I claim a lot of people outside of Big-10 country give a fuck about Iowa.
JON, nobody inside the Big 10 gives a fuck about Iowa. Just because every few years Iowa manages to burp up a 10 win season, and gets shit hammered by a team like USC in a big bowl game, doesn't mean anyone is "striving" to be Iowa. I guarantee you when Iowa loses at home to Indiana and 5-7 WESTERN MICHIGAN, the rest of the middling members of the Big Ten aren't all jumping up in unison screaming, "Ohhhhhh, we gotta get to that level."

The ONLY team in the B11 anyone is striving to become is Ohio St. Realistically, that's not attainable for every program, but that's the goal. If they happen to fall short of that mark, and pull an Iowa, so be it -- but then it's back to the drawing board.
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Killian wrote:Jesus Christ on a cross, this board has gotten to the point where it literally hurts to read. I mean it honestly causes me pain to read certain things. There are certain posts or posters that you come to expect the verbal equivilant of an hour spent on the toilet after a nighter of Beast Light.

But then you get the special shit like "No one gets more fired up to play than ISU when they play Iowa." Are you fucking serious? Do you ever take off your Iowa blinders long enough to realize that no one gives a fuck what happens in your hill william state besides the pig fuckers who live there? And 90% of the college football fanbase don't even know you played ISU last year?

You think ISU gets more fired up to beat Iowa than Army to beat Navy, or vice-versa? God damn, the utter myopia of some people herw baffles me.

The majority of us came here as a refuge from our homer boards to discuss college football in an objective mannor, only to deal with this shit.

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Jonsense. All you brought were insults and obfuscations, and then you tried to pass off ancient history in lieu of what's happening right now.
Insults? Dude, you insult yourself with each and every clueless comment you make.

Ancient history??? So talking about RECENT history = ancient??? My god you're an idiot.
What pissed you off is my taking your entire season apart, game by game,
I have no idea what you're talking about. I have no interest in going back through this thread but I do not recall you doing this. If you did, good for you.
You ended up on a similar winning streak, again by playing nobody.
Penn State is nobody????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You're like some dumbass ND fan, trying to sell their 2009 chances on the back of beating Hawaii, forgetting that you got shithammered in the only barometer games you played all season.
We lost by 12 combined points in our 4 losses and that = "shithammered???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Our last 4 games were all wins vs Minnesota, Purdue, Penn State, and South Carolina. Now, I'm not saying these teams are good teams other than Penn State, but to compare this to a win over Hawaii?? You have got to be kidding me.
Right now, it's better than Iowa's.
See this is where you prove how dumb you are. I brought up FACTS in this debate. I brought up records- recent and over the last few decades. I brought up conference titles, bowl games, Top 25 finishes, etc..... Where's your argument for Michigan State? Your argument is YOUR prediction of them having a brighter future. Fine, I can do that too. Ya know what.......Iowa's got a better program than Florida or USC cuz they're gonna win like 8 billion national titles in the next decade and Florida and USC won't cuz I say so. You think my takes are bad yet you claim a program that's been FAR inferior to Iowa for A LONG time period is better than Iowa because of your predictions about the future?????? I mean, how ridiculous is that??? That's the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard of. Again, Van.............I AM NOT FROM MISSOURI BUT YOU GOTTA SHOW ME FIRST! If these next couple of years you are correct on your predictions than you can make this statement. But until then, I will just post this one more time for you........
9-4, 7-6, 4-8, 5-6, 5-7, 8-5, 4-8, 7-5, 5-6, 10-2, 6-6, 7-5, 6-6, 6-5-1, 0-11, 6-6, 5-6, 3-8, 8-3-1, 8-4, 6-5-1, 9-2-1, 6-5, 7-5, 6-6, 4-6-1, 2-9, 5-6

Michigan State since 1981

9-4, 6-6, 6-7, 7-5, 10-2, 10-3, 11-2, 7-5, 3-9, 1-10, 3-8, 7-5, 9-3, 8-4, 5-5-1, 6-6, 5-7, 10-1-1, 8-4, 5-6, 6-4-3, 10-3, 9-3, 10-2, 8-4-1, 9-3, 8-4, 8-4

Iowa since 1981

Michigan State this decade = 54-55 (0 Big-10 titles)
Iowa this decade = 69-43 (2 Big-10 titles)

They got a fucking losing record this decade to go along with no Big-10 titles and you're calling me myopic for expecting bigger things from Iowa (a team that's 26 games over .500 and has 2 Big-10 titles in that time frame)????
If you are trying to argue MSU as a better program than Iowa, you have absolutely NO right to criticize ANYONE's takes.

Okay, now onto the Iowa-MSU who has the better TEAM right now debate.....

You have not ONE SINGLE TIME in this thread argued WHY they're a better team. NOT ONCE. I have given good rationale as to why I have more confidence in Iowa in 2009 and that is because of quite a few things- lot's of returning starters from a very good defense, a more experienced QB, a better O-line, and had a stronger finish to 2008. Your ONLY argument is "well, they got a weaker schedule". Why don't you break down the teams for me? If you can't do that, then you should not be making this argument. What has Michigan State's returning players proven on the field that Iowa's haven't? What spots on the field are they stronger than Iowa? I can tell you the answer to this is not very many. You see, Iowa's actually got a decent amount of players that have proven to be solid Big-10 players. Our linebacking corps is WITHOUT A DOUBT the best in the conference and Top 2 or 3 in the country. We have 3 returning starters that were outstanding last year at that position. Our secondary features 1 very good corner (Spievey- he will be a lock for all big-10) and 2 quality safeties (especially Tyler Sash- who gets better and better every week). The offensive line features a couple of All-American candidates in Bulaga and Calloway. Our QB, Stanzi turned it over a lot early in the year (that's why we lost our 4 games), but he showed great improvement as the season went on. DJK has formed into a big threat at WR. Our kickers/punter improved as the season went on as well. We return 7 starters on offense and 8 on defense from a team that won 6 of their last 7 including a win over #3 Penn State and a New Years Day Bowl blowout.

In 2010 we will return 10 starters from this defense and 8 on offense- including our QB (who will be a 3rd year starter).

I don't think you'd get much debate from the coaches in the Big-10 in that Iowa will enter 2009 with a Top 2 positional ranking in the conference at defensive back, linebacker, defensive line, and offensive line. Our question marks are at kick returner and running back. For whatever reason, we just have not been able to find a good kick returner and losing Andy Brodell really hurts our punt return game. Hopefully someone will step up at that spot. As for running back, it's a big question mark there's no doubt about it. The good thing is we went 10-2 in 2004 after our Top 5 RB's all went down with season ending injuries 5 games into the season and were forced to play with a white boy walk-on. That's because we had a good QB and offensive line. Ferentz teams go by the line play. We've never had a down year under Ferentz when the line play has been very good. We've got some good athletes at RB, but none are proven (assuming the rumors about Jewel Hampton being out for the year are true). Of course that's a problem but if you asked me what position I feel we could afford this to happen to and I'd tell you it's running back because I am confident in the offensive line being able to make whoever steps in at RB look better than they actually are.

Is there a game on Iowa's schedule we can't win? No. Not one. That schedule is far from being a brutal one. I'm not really sure why you keep bringing it up. It's not an overly difficult schedule. I don't think it's anymore difficult than last year. Like I said, if we just win 1 of the following 3 games- Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan State- I don't see how 9-3 or even 10-2 is out of the question. In fact, I'd say in that scenario that 9-3 or 10-2 is very LIKELY.

So I just gave you a very objective breakdown of Iowa. Why don't you give me one for Michigan State? You've run your mouth on here enough that I think it's absolute fucking bullshit and lame if you can't do that. I don't need one from Mgo, he knows his team well enough. You run your mouth, now back it up. Or shut the fuck up. Where is MSU better than Iowa? Other than the schedule, what do they have going for them that Iowa doesn't? Why is D'Antonio a better coach than Ferentz? What has he proven as a college head coach that Kirk has not? Which one is a national coach of the year, Iowa's coach or MSU's coach? Which coach has produced more All-Americans, Iowa's or MSU's? Which coach has sent more guys onto the NFL, Iowa's coach or MSU's? Why don't you break down the potential All-Conference teams and tell me where MSU has a better shot of fielding more All-Conference players and what have those players done to prove they're capable of that?

As for your comments on Iowa's late season success being smoke and mirrors and we beat no one (we did beat Penn State, but I guess facts aren't your deal)...........WHO THE FUCK DID MICHIGAN STATE BEAT ALL YEAR? Why is it smoke and mirrors when Iowa beats a bad team, but when MSU does it's proof they're awesome?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Hyocrite much??? Best win all year for them was Iowa. Best win all year for Iowa was Penn State. Oh, and just because you didn't beat a lot of good teams doesn't mean you didn't improve. Maybe we would have beaten some good teams had we been given the opportunity to play them. I commented on here before the bowl selection that i was hoping Iowa would go to the CapOne and MSU to the Outback to make the Big-10 look better because I said at the time that Georgia would destroy MSU and that MSU could beat South Carolina and I also felt Iowa had a shot against Georgia. Matter of fact, we probably would have beaten them.

You see, Van, I can actually back up my takes with good solid analysis. But you have yet to do that. So either get the fuck out of this thread or start listing reasons MSU has a better team than Iowa. You've run your fucking mouth enough and now it's time to back that shit up. Don't be a bitch and let's see what you got.....
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JON, nobody inside the Big 10 gives a fuck about Iowa. Just because every few years Iowa manages to burp up a 10 win season, and gets shit hammered by a team like USC in a big bowl game, doesn't mean anyone is "striving" to be Iowa. I guarantee you when Iowa loses at home to Indiana and 5-7 WESTERN MICHIGAN, the rest of the middling members of the Big Ten aren't all jumping up in unison screaming, "Ohhhhhh, we gotta get to that level."
Mgo,

YOU COULD ONLY FUCKING DREAM OF BEING IOWA. But you never will be. Our program is so far ahead of yours. You're a freakin' notch above Iowa State, Baylor, and Duke. Congratufuckinglations!!
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I guarantee you when Iowa loses at home to Indiana and 5-7 WESTERN MICHIGAN, the rest of the middling members of the Big Ten aren't all jumping up in unison screaming, "Ohhhhhh, we gotta get to that level."
Don't forget, Iowa is 0-2 in its last two games against WMU. And the latest loss was the last game of the year, and it knocked them out of bowl eligibility.

So technically, Iowa is WMU's BITCH. Suck on that, Noj, and shove your suburbs up your ass.
Game of the year? You mean the "who gives a fuck game of the year"? Wow, we missed out on a shit bowl game in Phoenix. Whoopee! I'm sure programs like Michigan State would fucking stroke their cocks at the opportunity to play in the Insight Bowl but the fact of the matter is that 2007 team was very mediocre and played with no heart. If your best case scenario is going to the Insight Bowl with a win, who really gives a shit??????
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
TheJON wrote:
YOU COULD ONLY FUCKING DREAM OF BEING IOWA. But you never will be. Our program is so far ahead of yours. You're a freakin' notch above Iowa State, Baylor, and Duke. Congratufuckinglations!!
I would suggest you just go ahead and blow your brains out, Noj, but your melting is hilarious, and I wouldn't want the board to miss it.

Nice job, idiot.
Melting by bringing up facts?????? uhh.....okay, dude, whatever you say!! :D

Again.........Michigan State's program is not even remotely close to Iowa's. Are you trying to say they are??????????
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TheJON wrote:Hey Van.........do a little research on College Football, then get back to me and I'd be more than happy to address your points. Until then.....shut the fuck up. You've proven beyond a reasonable doubt that your knowledge on this subject rivals m2's on anything other than guy on guy sex.

You claiming MSU's program is even close to Iowa's is laughable. You claiming I'm myopic when my predictions of Iowa's are no higher than what most of the CFB mags are predicting is as well. Now, I don't give a crap what the mags say, I'm just saying that calling someone myopic when their predictions for their team aren't any higher than what most outside the program are projecting doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
It's a good thing you don't care about what the mags say, because you are completely wrong in your belief that your predictions are no worse than those "outside the program".

Using ESPN, Lindy's, Athlon, Phil Steele and The Sporting News, 2 picked Iowa to finish 3rd (ESPN and TSN). 2 also picked MSU to finished third (Lindy's and Athlon). Phil Steele picked Illiniois to finish 3rd, with Iowa 4th and MSU 5th.

But don't let facts get in the way of your melt. Continue on.
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Last year, MSU was better than Iowa. Fact.

This year, MSU will finish ahead of Iowa. Looking at their schedules, their coaching and their talent, Iowa will be hard pressed to stay with MSU. No one can say for certain, since the games still need to be played, but it's a safe bet that Iowa will again end up with more losses than MSU.

That means that right now, MSU's program is better than Iowa's. Iowa can claim to be a better program than MSU over much of recent history, yes, but that's not paying any dividends for them now.

Besides, since we're not talking ND, Michigan or a fallen decade for USC, saying Iowa is a better program than MSU just isn't saying much. At their best, Iowa has been a little above average. They've been able to schedule themselves into the occasional nice record, and that's it. Otherwise, they're just a mid-level program, same as MSU, and now they're beginning to fall behind MSU.

So, who cares if they've been a little better than MSU, in the past? You still don't have anything solid from those past years, on which to hang any glory.

But hey, if winning ten games in 2002 and then getting blasted when it mattered really makes you feel great about the superiority of your program, knock yourself out.

Thing is, how long will you keep trotting past records out, even as Iowa slides further and further back into the pack, in the here and now?
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Using ESPN, Lindy's, Athlon, Phil Steele and The Sporting News, 2 picked Iowa to finish 3rd (ESPN and TSN). 2 also picked MSU to finished third (Lindy's and Athlon). Phil Steele picked Illiniois to finish 3rd, with Iowa 4th and MSU 5th.
Yes. And that's about where I have them projected. I picked Iowa 3rd. Pretty much all the mags I've seen have Iowa 3rd or 4th. So what the hell are you talking about by saying I'm wrong on that my predictions are different from outsiders????
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Last year, MSU was better than Iowa. Fact.
Umm....no. But ok.

This year, MSU will finish ahead of Iowa. Looking at their schedules, their coaching and their talent,
Umm.....Iowa has more talent and a coach that's proven more at this level than MSU's. But don't let facts get in the way of your argument, Vannie.
They've been able to schedule themselves into the occasional nice record, and that's it. Otherwise, they're just a mid-level program, same as MSU, and now they're beginning to fall behind MSU.
Same as MSU?

One more fucking time...........
9-4, 7-6, 4-8, 5-6, 5-7, 8-5, 4-8, 7-5, 5-6, 10-2, 6-6, 7-5, 6-6, 6-5-1, 0-11, 6-6, 5-6, 3-8, 8-3-1, 8-4, 6-5-1, 9-2-1, 6-5, 7-5, 6-6, 4-6-1, 2-9, 5-6

Michigan State since 1981

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Iowa since 1981

Michigan State this decade = 54-55 (0 Big-10 titles)
Iowa this decade = 69-43 (2 Big-10 titles)
Yep, exact same. No difference at all............. :meds: :meds: :meds:
Besides, since we're not talking ND,
That's a good point. Iowa's program has lapped Notre Dame. I would be insulted if you compared Notre Dame to Iowa. Oh that's right.......now you're going to play the history card I'm sure. When we're talking MSU-Iowa, I can't play the history card. But if I bring up Iowa-ND, I'm sure it will be just fine for YOU to play the History card, right???? I wouldn't expect anything less from a hypocrite like yourself, Van.
You still don't have anything solid from those past years, on which to hang any glory.
Nothing solid??? 3 straight Top 10 finishes aren't solid??? 2 Big-10 titles isn't solid??

I have NEVER claimed Iowa to be an elite program. You even bringing up this type of crap in this argument only proves my point about how much better Iowa is than MSU because you have to resort to this bullshit that has no relevance to the argument at hand. So what if Iowa got thrashed by USC in the OB? What the fuck does that have to do with this argument? I am not claiming Iowa is better than USC. I am claiming they are better than Michigan State.


So Van, is it safe to say you are just admitting you know nothing about Iowa and Michigan State? All you can do is speak in generalizations and make claims based on shit you know nothing about. I said either start breaking down the teams or get the fuck out of this thread. Where on the field is MSU better than Iowa??????????????????????????????????????????? You just can't answer that, can you? That's because you know how silly your argument is. Keep trying dude, but you're failing miserably. You have given nothing for your reasoning but the schedule and you make an outlandish claim of Dantonio being a better coach than Ferentz yet you can't even give me proof as to how he is better. That 9-4 season that MSU pulled in last year was all fun and good but Kirk's matched that or done better 4 times in the last 7 years so you're going to have to do a little more research if you want to sell your argument of him being a better coach.

Give me something other than you just arguing in favor of MSU because I root for Iowa. That's your argument dude. If I were on MSU's side, you'd be going on about how much better Iowa is than MSU. This much is pretty obvious. Call me a homer all you want but at least my argument is backed by facts and knowledge. Yours is simply "well Jon says Iowa is better so I better take Michigan State's side here". I mean, really dude......we all know that's all you're doing. You've proven that.
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TheJON wrote:
Using ESPN, Lindy's, Athlon, Phil Steele and The Sporting News, 2 picked Iowa to finish 3rd (ESPN and TSN). 2 also picked MSU to finished third (Lindy's and Athlon). Phil Steele picked Illiniois to finish 3rd, with Iowa 4th and MSU 5th.
Yes. And that's about where I have them projected. I picked Iowa 3rd. Pretty much all the mags I've seen have Iowa 3rd or 4th. So what the hell are you talking about by saying I'm wrong on that my predictions are different from outsiders????

Are you really this fucking stupid? You have projected Iowa at 3rd. You also said:
You claiming I'm myopic when my predictions of Iowa's are no higher than what most of the CFB magsare predicting is as well.
calling someone myopic when their predictions for their team aren't any higher than what most outside the program are projecting doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Now let's go to dictionary.com and look up the definition for "most":

most
–adjective, superl. of much or many with more as compar. 1. in the greatest quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number: to win the most votes.
2. in the majority of instances: Most operations are successful.
3. greatest, as in size or extent: the most talent.


Now, for a math lesson:

2(number of times Iowa was picked to finish 3rd by a mag)/5(total mags)=40%

Simple majority is 51% and 40%<50%.

What I'm saying is that "most" outside the program aren't picking them to finish 3rd.
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You really are THAT fucking stupid. You think Ferentz would rather have that extra practice and bowl game money than not? Jesus Christ, you are giving southern Indiana a runs for its money on stupidity.
No YOU really are that stupid, dumbass. You see, in the Big-10 we share bowl money anyways. We got that money despite not going to a bowl game moron. Why don't you go do some fucking research before you make statements like that? Iowa doesn't make shit individually when we go to bowl games. It's a shit bowl that no one gives a fuck about, dickhead. I'd rather go to a shit bowl than no bowl, but to say that the season was on the line in that game is just fucking retarded. We had plenty of other opportunities in the year to actually make something of the season and we didn't. Iowa threw the season down the drain long before we faced Western Michigan. Like I said, if the only thing you're playing for is to get to the Insight Bowl and you lose, who really gives a shit?????
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What I'm saying is that "most" outside the program aren't picking them to finish 3rd.
Are you really arguing something so god damn fucking minor like this, Killian? Seriously dude? That's something m2/Van would do.

What are the other magazines picking Iowa? 4th?? Big fucking difference, dude. A small little technicality is what you're arguing????

Okay, fine, Killian......... 40% of the mags are picking Iowa 3rd. Most of the rest have us 4th. I predicted them 3rd. I'm such a fucking homer! Jesus christ dude.........way to go m2!
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