I'm with roach. 500 clams would probably buy a pretty decent hooker who would prolly know here way around the ole cock'n'balls better than some drugged out lesbo.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Somebody already beat me to it, but you could easily drop a few grand on a better looking, better fucking, hooker if you needed to.
In the end, the only reason it would have to be Lohan, rather than that better looking hooker is for bragging rights, so that you could say "I fucked Lindsay Lohan". And really, those bragging rights aren't all that prestiguous. Certainly worth nowhere near that kind of money.
Roach wrote:Hell yeah take the money. Then for $500 I could hook up with a class rental unit, and some fine weed. She'd go away and I'd have a nice weekend.
$20k for giving the meat to her? Gotta be kidding.
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You guys are sick fucking units. You're going to fuck JtR? NO payoff is worth the shudderingly atrocious image you're summoning. You realize he's probably got a red brillo donut for an assrim? You're not going limp when he one/twos you in the face with his distended veiny manteats?
Not a chance, fiends.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
PSUFAN wrote:You guys are sick fucking units. You're going to fuck JtR? NO payoff is worth the shudderingly atrocious image you're summoning. You realize he's probably got a red brillo donut for an assrim? You're not going limp when he one/twos you in the face with his distended veiny manteats?
Not a chance, fiends.
someone's gotta witch JTR's face on the body of Ned Beaty in Deliverance squeeling like a pig.
Fine, fine...until JtR waddles up naked, methane gusting out of his duct, leering at your girl's suntanned shaved twat. At least his junk would be covered by a floppy roll of fat, but you'd know it was right there.
Sure, I'd push in rosie's bulging, tube-like bratchute for a shot at Megan Fox...but interacting with JtR, or FUCKING him...you see, I'm not in.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
What a buncha fukkin' little pussies. Hell yeah, I'd wreck jess's starfish for some megan fox. Oh, and jess butting in on megan and me wouldn't be an issue as I would surely kill that fukker when I was done with him.
Still not blowin' him though. Not even for megan.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.