What College Football Is All About

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:22 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:

That's the entire GDP of ~~Alabama~~ the SEC West in one boob-job. Props, I guess.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:36 pm

Oh m2 when you gonna post your photos of your new home by Kauffman??? There's some pretty sweet meth labs errrrrrr homes over there. I will help you out a bit, retard. Don't bother googling homes over by the stadium or anywhere east of the stadium. You won't find any nice ones to post. Thought I would save you some time. You're welcome.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:27 pm

M Club wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:

Obviously more lukewarm IQ's being produced in Tally. Someone please have those whores explain the guns. Oh yeah, this is the next generation of Jenn Stergers we're talking about here.
Might they be Ws, for Warchant.com?

Correct.

I think Warchant.com runs a FSU cowgirls contest or sponsors them, but I am not sure. Been banned too many times from warchant to give them any money.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:36 pm

Some more CFB Atmosphere...

KC Tailgate...

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:36 pm

while Jen Sterger defined "your 15 minutes are on the clock" or maybe "each of her 7 1/2 minutes are on the clock"....looks like the Cowgirls have taken a drop even from plastic floozies to just plain average. girl with dark hair is kinda hot. the others look like her "friend" who has a great personality.

that Aubie plastic grapefruit pic is really fascinating to me. those things have more in common with the space shuttle than organic matter.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:40 pm

King Crimson wrote:while Jen Sterger defined "your 15 minutes are on the clock" or maybe "each of her 7 1/2 minutes are on the clock"....looks like the Cowgirls have taken a drop even from plastic floozies to just plain average. girl with dark hair is kinda hot. the others look like her "friend" who has a great personality.

Can't agree with you more.

I have no problem with girls whoring it up but if warchant is going to align itself with some women to be the poster whores of fsu, it better be some grade A ass.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:37 pm

We all now that KC Tailgato is just pictures of those college skanks 25 years from now!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:01 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:What's the "cowgirl" relationship at FSU?

It'd seem more appropriate at Wisconsin.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:59 am

Mr. T

Nice hottie pics.

But if your interest in CFB is purely daterape, I'll take a pass.

Is it about football, or is it about fantasizing over chicks who would never let you touch them?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:06 am

But if your interest in CFB is purely daterape

Who says they're mutually exclusive? Why's everything always gotta be so black and white with you, Wags?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:00 am

War Wagon wrote:Mr. T

Nice hottie pics.

But if your interest in CFB is purely daterape, I'll take a pass.

Is it about football, or is it about fantasizing over chicks who would never let you touch them?

I was responding to the KC claim that the chiefs have the best tailgate. I didnt just post pics of daterape either.

Like I said, NFL has the talent and the playoffs. It is alright to watch on Sunday at the house but going to a NFL game is fairly lackluster.

Here is some non-hottie pics...

^Has caused earthquake readings

^Arrive at the game via boat and tailgate on the river

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:06 am

Sudden Sam wrote:
Mr T wrote: I have no problem with girls whoring it up but if warchant is going to align itself with some women to be the poster whores of fsu, it better be some grade A ass.
Is it just me, or does it seem strange that the Seminoles would have "Cowgirls"?

What's the "cowgirl" relationship at FSU? I realize they sure as hell couldn't have "FSU Squaws".

When FSU-Miami started playing on labor day, both programs started taking a nose dive.

Well both teams were playing like shit and this popped up on the screen...

Those ho's stole what little of a show was going on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FSU_Cowgirls

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:42 pm

The white-out at PSU is about the coolest thing I've seen. MSU breaks that out for certain games

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:22 pm

The Beaver Stadium experience has dramatically improved in recent years, thanks to Guido D'Elia.

if your interest in CFB is purely daterape

Whoa..just when you think you've viddied every variant of IKYABWAI...KC steps up bigger.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Mr T wrote: I have no problem with girls whoring it up but if warchant is going to align itself with some women to be the poster whores of fsu, it better be some grade A ass.
Is it just me, or does it seem strange that the Seminoles would have "Cowgirls"?

What's the "cowgirl" relationship at FSU? I realize they sure as hell couldn't have "FSU Squaws".

Perhaps it has something to do with the cowboy hats they wear.

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:36 pm

ND fan has no contributions to make to this thread.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:08 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:ND fan has no contributions to make to this thread.

How 'bout that pic of the Leperchan geyying head from Jen?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:01 am

Mr T wrote: I was responding to the KC claim that the chiefs have the best tailgate.

Not what I said, T.

I claimed the atmosphere at a Chiefs tailgate is equal to a CFB event, not necessarily better.

Like I said, NFL has the talent and the playoffs. It is alright to watch on Sunday at the house but going to a NFL game is fairly lackluster.

Depends on what you make of it, but in the end, it's all just a matter of opinion.

If you're going to a CFB game and are only interested in girls behaving badly, that's cool... but I know of lots of other places I can find that action.

When I go to a football game, ultimately I'm going to watch football... not skanks flashing their tits.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:16 am

I'll watch the tit-flashing between downs.

Wags, this thread is mucho buttfucking you in the mouth

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:25 am

Says the guy who made Screwed a mod.

Remind me why I should care what you think?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:33 am

Never mind...please, by all means continue flailing...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:49 am

Wags, there is simply no arguing for NFL tailgating or NFL atmosphere, compared to those same things at a BTPCF locale.

It's not an either/or deal here. It's not like the presence of abundant college coeds means the game cannot be watched. You can enjoy the tailgating, then enjoy the game. Enjoying the sight of beautiful college coeds cavorting around before the game, and during the game, this doesn't prevent the game from happening, nor does it prevent you from watching it.

So, go ahead and shitcan your lame rationalization that you go to the game to watch the game, not the women. Unless you're a fucking moron with a psychotically possessive wife you should be able to do both.

1-Tailgate, with beautiful coeds everywhere.

-Not just fat, middle-aged men, a la a Chiefs game.

2-Tailgate, on a beautiful, bucolic college campus. Trees. Grass. Rolling hills. Beautiful buildings.

-Not a flat, asphalt parking lot, a la a Chiefs game.

3-Tailgate with well over 100,000 people, including many a wonderfully uninhibited, drunk coed.

-Not 79,000 fat guys, with their even fatter wives, a la a Chiefs game.

4-Watch the game, with beautiful coeds everywhere; in the stands, sitting alongside you, sitting in front of you, dancing on the sidelines.

-Not just middle-aged fat people all around you in the stands, plus a few hired sluts down on the sidelines, a la a Chiefs game.

Mind you, I'm all for hired sluts on the sidelines, especially in the absence of beautiful coeds, but those hired sluts aren't also making up a nice chunk of the crowd, the way they are at a good college game.

Sorry, but no, the tailgating at a Chiefs game is in no way, shape or form equal to the best of tailgating, or any other aspect of ambiance, at a good BTPCF game.

Not...even...close.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:30 am

Sheesh...

40 something year old guys who need Viagara to have sex, pining for the days when their dicks could get hard, slobbering over CFB atmosphere and hotties.

Grow the fuck up before you die, or don't... but quit blowing smoke over this fantasy, idyllic CFB scene that only exists in your mind and IBB pictures. Even if it was real, you still can't touch that.

You want reality?

Go to an NFL game and find the hot MILF you married.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:50 am

Why do you prefer asphalt? Why do you prefer fat, middle-aged men?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:56 am

War Wagon wrote:
Mr T wrote: I was responding to the KC claim that the chiefs have the best tailgate.
Not what I said, T.

I claimed the atmosphere at a Chiefs tailgate is equal to a CFB event, not necessarily better.

Might as well said better because what y'all do in that replica walt disney world parking lot doesnt even match a Northwest Missouri State tailgate. So saying it matches a D1A tailgate is just hilarious.

If you're going to a CFB game and are only interested in girls behaving badly, that's cool... but I know of lots of other places I can find that action.

When I go to a football game, ultimately I'm going to watch football... not skanks flashing their tits.

When you go to a football game it is all about Xs and Os, must make for a pretty boring/quick tailgate.

I hope you know there is a hell of a lot more than just girls behaving badly that make CFB cool.

I will add a few more to Van's:
1. Cracking a beer at 6 am to shake the cobwebs and start setting up the tailgate
2. Old feelings you get from when you went there and the time you put in
3. Flipping through about 6 or 7 different games on the projection screen...NFL has two games tops unless you want to pay
4. Being able to get shit faced and not have to worry about work on monday
5. More and Better Rivalries
6. ect.

Depends on what you make of it, but in the end, it's all just a matter of opinion.

True that.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:04 am

War Wagon wrote:40 something year old guys who need Viagara to have sex, pining for the days when their dicks could get hard, slobbering over CFB atmosphere and hotties.

Grow the fuck up before you die, or don't... but quit blowing smoke over this fantasy, idyllic CFB scene that only exists in your mind and IBB pictures. Even if it was real, you still can't touch that.

So your dick can't get hard anymore without viagra...

It is real. You just have to make it out of Missouri where the only two teams that have a change at a championship are NWMST and Pittsburg State. Mizzou and the Chiefs do not fall in this category.

You want reality?

Go to an NFL game and find the hot MILF you married.

Thats reality?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:45 pm

4. Being able to get shit faced and not have to worry about work on monday

This one is highly underrated.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:47 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
4. Being able to get shit faced and not have to worry about work on monday
This one is highly underrated.

I used to have relatively early Friday morning classes and would partake in Thirsty Thursday's, so I don't see what the problem here is.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:56 pm

My Senior year was great. I only had classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays, leaving Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Tuesday to get stupid drunk. Good times!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:59 pm

I used to have relatively early Friday morning classes and would partake in Thirsty Thursday's, so I don't see what the problem here is.

You think you're going to have that college rockstar ability all your life, huh?

I can't honestly say I get shitfaced to the point a full day of recovery is needed. It's just nice to lounge around, watch the games, and slam some beer knowing that alarm clock won't be going off at 6 A.M the next day.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:04 pm

War Wagon wrote:You want reality?

Go to an NFL game

Speaking of reality . . .

You can go to a college game and be surrounded by 80,000 screaming fans, most of them students or alumni.

OR

You can go to a NFL game, where Corporate America buys up most of the seats, including all of the best ones.

So you tell me, where are the real fans?

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:12 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
War Wagon wrote:You want reality?

Go to an NFL game
Speaking of reality . . .

You can go to a college game and be surrounded by 80,000 screaming fans, most of them students or alumni.

OR

You can go to a NFL game, where Corporate America buys up most of the seats, including all of the best ones.

So you tell me, where are the real fans?

A college football games environment blows NFL stadiums out of the water, no question.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I used to have relatively early Friday morning classes and would partake in Thirsty Thursday's, so I don't see what the problem here is.
You think you're going to have that college rockstar ability all your life, huh?

I can't honestly say I get shitfaced to the point a full day of recovery is needed. It's just nice to lounge around, watch the games, and slam some beer knowing that alarm clock won't be going off at 6 A.M the next day.

'Tis why I don't work for "The Man". Worst case scenario is a client will call while I'm out cold and I'll call them back when I wake my ass up. That's why I hired a secretary!

I actually don't even drink on Sunday's. Maybe I'll have a beer or 2 at most. I can't drink much in the morning anyways, but I still tailgate. Sometimes at Iowa games, I'll get out there at 7:00 am if I'm up. Hardly ever drink before a game. Rarely did while I was in college even. After the game, I will. But I try and get out there to tailgate before the game but only eat whatever it is we brought for breakfast and drink caffeine. No booze. I'm just not a morning drinker. My last 2 years of college I lived about a 10 minute walk to Kinnick. I was always out drinking the night before and our games are almost always at 11:00, so I wouldn't even partake in pre-game tailgating most of the time. I would wake up at 10:00, hop in the shower, get dressed and walk to the stadium. I'd be there by 10:45 at the latest.

Now that I don't live in Iowa City, I can't do that. If we don't go up the night before, there is no pre-game tailgating for us. It's almost a 2 hour drive from Des Moines and with an 11:00 kickoff...........not gonna happen! I miss the old 1:00 kickoffs we would have back in the 1990's before all the games were on TV. Those were great. Could leave DSM at 8:00 and have plenty of time to tailgate before the game. Didn't even have to wake up too early for that even if we didn't go up to Eastern Iowa the night before. 2:30 games aren't too bad either, but we rarely have those. I absolutely love the new night games we occasionally have. I can sleep in, eat lunch, and then drive to Iowa City and have plenty of time to tailgate before the game. Plus, the atmosphere is fucking awesome at Kinnick at night.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:12 pm

TheJON wrote:Now that I don't live in Iowa City, I can't do that. If we don't go up the night before, there is no pre-game tailgating for us. It's almost a 2 hour drive from Des Moines and with an 11:00 kickoff...........not gonna happen!

Wait a minute, back up sparky. A 2 hour drive is too much for you to get there and tailgate? If the rest of the Iowa fanbase is anything like you, you guys are a bunch of pussies when it comes to the tailgate. I'm not talking about the drinking, I don't give a fuck about that. But you can't get up at 5 or 6 to hit the road to get there by 8 and tailgate for a few hours? Wow.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:20 pm

Killian wrote:
TheJON wrote:Now that I don't live in Iowa City, I can't do that. If we don't go up the night before, there is no pre-game tailgating for us. It's almost a 2 hour drive from Des Moines and with an 11:00 kickoff...........not gonna happen!
Wait a minute, back up sparky. A 2 hour drive is too much for you to get there and tailgate? If the rest of the Iowa fanbase is anything like you, you guys are a bunch of pussies when it comes to the tailgate. I'm not talking about the drinking, I don't give a fuck about that. But you can't get up at 5 or 6 to hit the road to get there by 8 and tailgate for a few hours? Wow.

Haha, no not hardly man. Most Iowa fans are out there at 5 in the morning. Not me. I'm on the road by 8, but no earlier. I prefer post-game tailgating.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:26 pm

Different stokes, I guess. Both the ND and MSU tailgates I go to are strictly pregame. Postgame is get the fuck outta there and hit the bars.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:55 pm

Killian wrote:Different stokes, I guess. Both the ND and MSU tailgates I go to are strictly pregame. Postgame is get the fuck outta there and hit the bars.

Yeah, it's the same at Iowa. Just not me. Like I said, I'll pre-game tailgate if it's not an 11:00 kickoff. Hell, I didn't even do that when I was in college living 10 minutes from Kinnick. If they'd get rid of the 11:00 kickoff's I would start tailgating before games more.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:18 pm

TheJON wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
4. Being able to get shit faced and not have to worry about work on monday
This one is highly underrated.
I used to have relatively early Friday morning classes and would partake in Thirsty Thursday's, so I don't see what the problem here is.

Are we in college still?

God damn I would get drunk the night before a test.

There is a time and place for everything and it's called college.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:33 am

Mr T wrote: 1. Cracking a beer at 6 am to shake the cobwebs and start setting up the tailgate.

At 6:00 am i want coffee and donuts. Alcoholics think you're full of shit with that take.

2. Old feelings you get from when you went there and the time you put in

The time you put in?

Your time in college was a fart in a whirlwind. You don't even know what happened. Now those glory days are all gone and you're desperately trying to recapture them.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:07 am

War Wagon wrote:
Mr T wrote: 1. Cracking a beer at 6 am to shake the cobwebs and start setting up the tailgate.
At 6:00 am i want coffee and donuts. Alcoholics think you're full of shit with that take.

If you dont get their by 6:00 AM, you might be tailgating 2 miles down the road. Alcohol also tastes pretty good when that morning fall wind is rolling in.

The time you put in?

Your time in college was a fart in a whirlwind. You don't even know what happened. Now those glory days are all gone and you're desperately trying to recapture them.

Just like you are trying to recapture your glory days of high school by hanging out in that big wal-mart parking lot without tickets to where all the popular/corporate people are going.