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......why does Kal always suck in football??

Wouldn't all these HS athletes want to go to college in such an awesome place?

Things that make you go "hmmm"!
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I'm almost tempted to root for a Cal vs. Iowa Rose Bowl this season. Almost.
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Papa Willie wrote:Seriously - what was the first word to come to your mind when you ever heard the word "Berekely"?

Even MANY years before I knew who the fuck m2 was, that word was "Fags" for me.

Anything differently for anybody else?
Actually, I think of her........

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But when I think of the city in California.........yeah- queers, fags, homos, etc..... They all come to mind.

Definitely not Mt. Tam that's for sure. Also definitely not college football since it's played so poorly out there.

Terrible internet posters that have penis envy of midwesterners like myself that are vastly superior to them also comes to mind.

Basically nothing at all good when I think of that dump of a city.

Oh, AIDS.........yeah, there's definitely gotta be a high AIDS population out there.
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'Spray, at the mention of Berkeley I always thought of Jimi Hendrix. From the time I was a kid I used to have a "Jimi Plays Berkeley" tape.

Also...freaks. I went there with my first wife, twenty some years ago, visiting a friend of hers. The main street there was like Hollywood Bl in L.A., only way freakier. Crazy number of freaks on that street, roaming around like extras in a George Romero flick. It nearly looked like the heyday of Haight-Ashbury. It certainly made Hollywood look like Mayberry. It actually resembled Venice Beach more than anything else, with the number of freaks.

Blondie's Pizza, I remember that. I can't recall the name of the street, but I remember the freaks, and Blondie's Pizza. Everyone would buy slices from their walk up window, then we'd walk down the street eating these huge slices, to the sound of bongo drums and acoustic guitars.

Telegraph Av, maybe?

The other thing was the campus, which had these rolling green hills, and lots of trees. Beautiful place. The wife wanted me to take some "artistic" nude pics of her outdoors, and we ended up choosing various spots on the Cal campus, on a perfect sunny day.

That one weekend visit, however many years ago, that remains the only time I've ever been to Berkeley, but I loved the place.
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The wife wanted me to take some "artistic" nude pics of her outdoors
Why would someone so fat and raunchy want anyone taking nude pics of them? That's fucking sick dude. Please never share with us that shit again.
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THE City...

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Papa Willie wrote:IF's right. Other than "fag", I'd think of old washed up hippies. No matter - the name alone is not high on anybody's list....

I'd like to invite your fat ass to the year 2009...

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my bad...


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Gabriela
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Susanna Hoffs
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Sanaa Lathan
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Liz Claman
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Betty Hsu
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tridelta

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I could go on forever... but, then I'd have let out our little secret about chicks that can split atoms and still look like money.
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Berkeley= Hippies
Frisco= Faggots


All the hot chicks at Berkely are from Southern California and get the fuck out of there as soon as theyre done with school.
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m2twat,

You're just posting photos of chicks that laugh at you as you walk down the street. You won't stick your dick into any of those girls. So quit bragging. There's hot skanks on every college campus. Quit acting like yours is the only one.

Your school is lame, your football team sucks, and the only pussy you have any shot at is 2,000 miles away and she's playing mind games with your dumbass. Why do you live in Cali? There's no pussy out there for you. Move to Wisconsin. There's all kinds of fatties there that would be begging for your cock.........maybe. And if that doesn't work there's always the cows.
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SoCalTrjn wrote:All the hot chicks at Berkely are from Southern California and get the fuck out of there as soon as theyre done with school.
Typical slow cal.

Pssst... other than Allison Stokes (who had the brains to leave slow cal) all of the other chicks are from California and not Mexamerica... aka slow cal.
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Blueblood wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:All the hot chicks at Berkely are from Southern California and get the fuck out of there as soon as theyre done with school.
Typical slow cal.

Pssst... other than Allison Stokes (who had the brains to leave slow cal) all of the other chicks are from California and not Mexamerica... aka slow cal.
Fine, but you're still not fucking any of them, so shut the fuck up.
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Okay, I would like to hear the story behind this pic...

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That pic van...Cal with a tradition of big titted chicks since 2002 obivously...DUH...
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Blueblood wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:All the hot chicks at Berkely are from Southern California and get the fuck out of there as soon as theyre done with school.
Typical slow cal.

Pssst... other than Allison Stokes (who had the brains to leave slow cal) all of the other chicks are from California and not Mexamerica... aka slow cal.
Where the fuck does Betty Hsu's little pic YOU posted say she was raised?

Liz Claman is from Beverly Hills, went to Santa Cruz before transferring to Berkeley
Susana Hoffs also from Los Angeles... Palisades High School

Even the fucking black chick (who Id rather fuck a mud puddle than) is a Berkeley import, she's from New York. The other pics are just nameless cunts but id bet if you could look up where they are from, few if any would be Nor Cals, theyre not fat enough or clad in enough flannel to be Nor Cal locals
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First time ever in here - Rack Schmick.
Shut it you Midwestern southern hillbilly, m2 lives in Northern California god dammit and he will have none of that.

Errr..........I don't think we'll be hearing from the little cunt in this thread again.

Props to Devil Coach for owning the little bitch.
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