If that was supposed to be a joke by Matthews, it fell totally flat.
Mort gave not so much as a chuckle and if ever a comment should have resulted in a ... "Umm ... say WHAT, Clay?" it was that one.
But Mortenson just cruised right on by it, which leaves us with the clear impression that Matthews is just simply ONE INCREDIBLY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
Some U.S. Americans don't HAVE maps ...
- Miss Teen South Carolina