Top 25 Power Rankings: Cheerleader Edition

[pron]

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Props to #1 Oregon.

[FLW Buckeye]

I see some in here running with this one. At least it won't be about the faggot danc...umm...nevermind.

[Shoalzie]

USC...still the breast, I mean best.

[Terry in Crapchester]

ND made the list? :?

There's a reason ND fan is silent anytime there's a topic posted about which school has the hottest girls.

[PSUFAN]

rack pron.

[TheJON]

A few comments.......

Love the Oregon hottie. Always loved the USC cheerleaders. Those sweaters........oh THOSE sweaters!

But the negatives.....

#16 Alabama. I am sure there's many hotter Bama cheerleaders but they picked a Fugly one. What the fuck is this guy talking about? Look at that mouth and that forehead. No thanks.

#17 Georgia Tech. That chick is flat as fuck and that guy is a homo.

#19 Michigan State. Based on that chick, definitely should be ranked higher. Damn she's a fox! The hot chicks in Michigan go to MSU because they can't get into Michigan.

#24 Cincy. Meh......all of them.

#15 LSU. They gotta be higher for sure. One of the hottest bunch of cheerleaders I've seen in person.

#12 FSU. They should be Top 5. That chick is smokin' as are most of their cheerleaders.

#11 Nebraska. Is this some sort of fucking joke? Since when are buzzcuts attractive??

#10 Penn State. Based on that chick, that's way too high. She's not fugly but she's nothing special either.

#8 TCU. Nice rack, nice hair, just kinda meh on the face though.

#7 Florida. Gotta be Top 2-3. Way too low for them.

#5 Kansas. Based on that chick, definitely a Top 5. But are they all that hot??

#3 East Carolina. Hu? Is this one for real???

Oh, and the Tejas chaps.............DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!

[Blueblood]

A few comments.......

Love the Oregon hottie.

You're such a stupid fucking idiot... you have no idea that 3 outta 4 students from Oregon are from Northern California.





I had popcorn during my movie.... of

The "Grapes of Wrath"... this evening.




the truth

[TheJON]

You're such a stupid fucking idiot... you have no idea that 3 outta 4 students from Oregon are from Northern California.

So you're saying their cheerleaders are NOT hot then? Are you disagreeing with me??


GO. GET. SOME. PUSSY. PLEASE.

[SunCoastSooner]

A few comments.......

Love the Oregon hottie.

You're such a stupid fucking idiot... you have no idea that 3 outta 4 students from Oregon are from Northern California.





I had popcorn during my movie.... of

The "Grapes of Wrath"... this evening.




the truth

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Da Troof... and I don't even choose to live in Oklahoma.

[Cornhusker]

A stupid comment.......
#11 Nebraska. Is this some sort of fucking joke? Since when are buzzcuts attractive??

What are you talking about? This girl doesn't have a buzzcut.



I believe she has her hair pulled back.
Unless I miss my guess, you're Mr. Bitterman because Ioway was left out once again, in a poll. (And rightfully so)

[TheJON]

In 2000 I waited tables at a restaurant in Iowa City and worked the day before we played Nebraska. Never seen so many nasty looking chicks. I would usually flirt with the girls to get good tips but damn, I just couldn't do it with those nappy ho's.

[SoCalTrjn]

While most of Oregons football players are from California nearly all of their cheerleaders are home grown. They have a couple from Washington, 1 from Idaho and 1 from Sacramento, the rest was in state talent.

I guess the hot girls by Nor Cal standards would have to go somewhere when the hot girls by everyone elses standards come up from So Cal and make the local chicks look like ren faire troglodytes

[SoCalTrjn]

In 2000 I waited tables at a restaurant in Iowa City and worked the day before we played Nebraska. Never seen so many nasty looking chicks. I would usually flirt with the girls to get good tips but damn, I just couldn't do it with those nappy ho's.

The "talent" that Iowa sent down to the Orange Bowl to watch Iowa get curb stomped by USC were some of the ugliest, nastiest, pastey white chicks I have ever seen. How the hell is a college girl going to have Bingo Wings when shes only 22 years old?

[King Crimson]

the year that UO made a run in the NCAA tournament with Lukes Jackson and Ridnour, there was some very nice baseline camera-work which was both committed and creative in all their games. my hat is off to that camera-man, because them's were some smoking hot girls jumping around and all kinds of good stuff. so, i can get with that ranking. i do remember walking about 20 yards behind the Song Girls along Lindsey Street (street south of Owen Field) with my pops at an OU-USC game in 82 maybe and the skirts and sweaters made me feel something i wasn't quite sure how to handle (later, i would learn....). OU's tend to be small-breasted, so the author is right there. not sure. in the Tubbs years, one of the hoops poms had big, fantastic hooters....truly remarkable and everyone knew it. when she would come on the floor, everyone would go nuts. hilarious, in retrospect....everyone "raises the roof for the gal with huge knockers....hooray!". i doubt those kinds of things would be tolerated today.

i had a CU cheerleader in a class i taught year before last. she wasn't very hot and a truly terrible, ill-tempered and dim-witted human being. one of my top 5 all-time least favorite students.

[TheJON]

In 2000 I waited tables at a restaurant in Iowa City and worked the day before we played Nebraska. Never seen so many nasty looking chicks. I would usually flirt with the girls to get good tips but damn, I just couldn't do it with those nappy ho's.

The "talent" that Iowa sent down to the Orange Bowl to watch Iowa get curb stomped by USC were some of the ugliest, nastiest, pastey white chicks I have ever seen. How the hell is a college girl going to have Bingo Wings when shes only 22 years old?

I'm calling bullshit on this one. There weren't any USC fans at the game so how would you know this?

[TheJON]

The "talent" that Iowa sent down to the Orange Bowl to watch Iowa get curb stomped by USC were some of the ugliest, nastiest, pastey white chicks I have ever seen.

These chicks disagree......





















And while this chick may not be very hot, we did have sex with her in the bathroom at the Metrodome this past November!

[indyfrisco]

And while this chick may not be very hot, we did have sex with her in the bathroom at the Metrodome this past November!

We?

Do tell, Irie.

[King Crimson]

what Indy said.

[King Crimson]

loud buzzer sound.

[TheJON]

And while this chick may not be very hot, we did have sex with her in the bathroom at the Metrodome this past November!

We?

Do tell, Irie.

Did I not post this link on here after it happened???

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/articl ... S/81126006

Update: Hawk fan says bathroom sex scandal "ruined my life"
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A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

What Lois Feldman, 38, will remember is the humiliation afterward.

“It’s ruined my life,” she said through tears today. “Not just the incident but the press.”


Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”

Police ticketed Feldman, 38, and Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden for indecent conduct Saturday night.

A security guard who said he saw the two having sex through a gap in a men’s restroom stall flagged down campus police, according to the police report.

By the time an officer arrived, about a dozen people were cheering and laughing in the bathroom while Feldman and Walsh were inside the stall, the report said.

The officer pushed his way through the crowd, opened the door and separated Feldman and Walsh, the report said.

Police described both Feldman and Walsh as upset, drunk and uncooperative.

Chuck Miner, deputy chief of the University of Minnesota police department, said officers tracked down Feldman’s husband.

“I’m not sure how they made contact with her husband, but they needed her husband to help identify her” because she’d given the wrong middle name.

Miner said police didn’t measure the blood-alcohol level of Feldman or Walsh. Asked to respond to Feldman’s claim that she was too drunk to recall the incident, Miner said: “That’s probably an accurate statement.”

Feldman said she’d never met Walsh.

“I don’t know who this man is,” she said today. “I just found out his name in the paper last night.”

Walsh wasn’t immediately available for comment.

Carroll, Feldman’s hometown, is about 60 miles northwest of Linden, where Walsh lives.

Feldman, who describes herself as a light drinker, drank wine at the home of family friends before the football game.

She said she doesn’t remember how much she drank, but the party’s hosts refilled her glass each time it was low “so I’m sure I drank a lot.”

Feldman said her husband later told her he’d tried to talk her out of the game because she was intoxicated.

“He said I didn’t realize it was that bad,” she said.

Feldman said her husband accompanied her to the game, but their friends stayed home.

She said she remembers sitting in the stands one moment and the next “being slammed around by a cop and screaming.”

“Apparently I was panicked and very uncooperative,” she said.

Feldman said she “ran away” from her husband the Metrodome after the incident.

She said a woman she didn’t know offered her a ride home about 11 p.m.

Feldman said she gave her husband’s cell phone number to the woman, who called Kelly Feldman for directions to the couple’s hotel.

Lois Feldman said her attorney has encouraged her to fight the ticket.

“He feels I was taken advantage of in my state of mind,” she said. “This is not me. We’re a very good family. This shouldn’t happen.”

Miner, the campus police officer, said fighting the indecent conduct charge could be a long shot.

“It’s spelled out in the law in Minnesota that intoxication is not a defense to any crime,” he said.

That picture I posted is Lois Feldman, FYI.

[SunCoastSooner]

the year that UO made a run in the NCAA tournament with Lukes Jackson and Ridnour, there was some very nice baseline camera-work which was both committed and creative in all their games. my hat is off to that camera-man, because them's were some smoking hot girls jumping around and all kinds of good stuff. so, i can get with that ranking. i do remember walking about 20 yards behind the Song Girls along Lindsey Street (street south of Owen Field) with my pops at an OU-USC game in 82 maybe and the skirts and sweaters made me feel something i wasn't quite sure how to handle (later, i would learn....). OU's tend to be small-breasted, so the author is right there. not sure. in the Tubbs years, one of the hoops poms had big, fantastic hooters....truly remarkable and everyone knew it. when she would come on the floor, everyone would go nuts. hilarious, in retrospect....everyone "raises the roof for the gal with huge knockers....hooray!". i doubt those kinds of things would be tolerated today.

i had a CU cheerleader in a class i taught year before last. she wasn't very hot and a truly terrible, ill-tempered and dim-witted human being. one of my top 5 all-time least favorite students.

Dude wasn't that cheerleader a relative of Tubbs though?

[TheJON]

So you're Ross Walsh?

No, I'd need at least a 6-pack and a couple Jager bombs in me to even consider that.

Actually, we all fucked that skank. It was a collective group effort. We wanted to celebrate our last takeover of the Metrodump in style. Fun times.

[King Crimson]

the year that UO made a run in the NCAA tournament with Lukes Jackson and Ridnour, there was some very nice baseline camera-work which was both committed and creative in all their games. my hat is off to that camera-man, because them's were some smoking hot girls jumping around and all kinds of good stuff. so, i can get with that ranking. i do remember walking about 20 yards behind the Song Girls along Lindsey Street (street south of Owen Field) with my pops at an OU-USC game in 82 maybe and the skirts and sweaters made me feel something i wasn't quite sure how to handle (later, i would learn....). OU's tend to be small-breasted, so the author is right there. not sure. in the Tubbs years, one of the hoops poms had big, fantastic hooters....truly remarkable and everyone knew it. when she would come on the floor, everyone would go nuts. hilarious, in retrospect....everyone "raises the roof for the gal with huge knockers....hooray!". i doubt those kinds of things would be tolerated today.

i had a CU cheerleader in a class i taught year before last. she wasn't very hot and a truly terrible, ill-tempered and dim-witted human being. one of my top 5 all-time least favorite students.

Dude wasn't that cheerleader a relative of Tubbs though?

i don't think so, Taylor Tubbs was Billy's daughter. she was an OU pom (and 2 years ahead of me at Norman High and middle school/jr high). she was pretty slender/"tits like a sparrow", to quote a great line from the cinematic masterpiece Jaws II. everyone always thought she was super hot, but i always thought she looked like Billy in the face....and in jr high and HS i thought at least 2-3 other poms were hotter. not to mention, just other girls in the school not even to mention at OU (I assume, fuck). in googling for this pic, i saw there's an sf.com thread about Taylor being the hottest Sooner cheerleader of all-time, to suggest my point. Billy and his wife Pat are really nice people...and were back then. they lived one neighborhood over from us back in the day.

[Moby Dick]

ND made the list? :?

There's a reason ND fan is silent anytime there's a topic posted about which school has the hottest girls.

you know, as MO , myself and couple buddies were leaving the OU/ND game in 99..the one thing ND fans kept complimenting us on was how OU had hot cheerleaders and fans.

I couldnt imagine what they would have done if Tejas had played up there.

[TheJON]

you know, as MO , myself and couple buddies were leaving the OU/ND game in 99..the one thing ND fans kept complimenting us on was how OU had hot cheerleaders and fans.

I couldnt imagine what they would have done if Tejas had played up there.

I'm sure the Sooners usually do have hot cheerleaders, but... sssssh...don't say I said this...

anything with even a hint of a tan gets folks in Indiana excited.

Not true at all. Go spend some time on the IU campus. There are a shit load of hotties in Bloomington. A lot more than you would expect. Now, in West Lafayette........not so much. South Bend......I saw some decent looking women there the couple of times I've been on that campus.

[Killian]

you know, as MO , myself and couple buddies were leaving the OU/ND game in 99..the one thing ND fans kept complimenting us on was how OU had hot cheerleaders and fans.

I couldnt imagine what they would have done if Tejas had played up there.

I'm sure the Sooners usually do have hot cheerleaders, but... sssssh...don't say I said this...

anything with even a hint of a tan gets folks in Indiana excited.

You haven't lived until you've woken up from an alcohol stupor mid-pump staring at a big corn fed, mid western chick's ass and see her brown eye wink back at you. It's like seeing the face of God.

[campinfool]

[Blazing Saddles] Cheerleaders? We don't need no stinkin cheerleaders[/Blazing Saddles]



And they wonder why they are made fun of.

[Moby Dick]

[Blazing Saddles] Cheerleaders? We don't need no stinkin cheerleaders[/Blazing Saddles]



And they wonder why they are made fun of.

those guys are showing everything their "stinky thumb"

[Terry in Crapchester]

I'm pretty sure that if you ranked the overall quality of women at the FBS schools, ND would come in at #117. Out of 120. Fortunately for us in that regard, Army, Navy and Air Force are still FBS schools.

On second thought, maybe we're 116, ahead of BYU as well. But that's it.

[King Crimson]

You haven't lived until you've woken up from an alcohol stupor mid-pump staring at a big corn fed, mid western chick's ass and see her brown eye wink back at you. It's like seeing the face of God.

that's fucking great.

[Cornhusker]

You haven't lived until you've woken up from an alcohol stupor mid-pump staring at a big corn fed, mid western chick's ass and see her brown eye wink back at you. It's like seeing the face of God.

that's fucking great.

Yes it is, I've been chuckling since I read it all of 10 minutes ago...BTW, thanks for the sig addition Killian.

[PSUFAN]

Man, this thread is a gem. You are some seriously funny mofos...buzzcut? Winking browneye?

[TheJON]

Ahahaha holy fuckballs killiwith post of decade!! My buddy fucjing some heffer right now. He's shitfaced and don't think retard know it. Can't wait til tomorrow to tell him he nailed a porker. Fuck man dude drug my ass to gay fucking state fair so I not about to step in and prevent the tard from hoggin'! Shit I got a photo of the fatty I going to show him tomorrow. Fucker prolly not even as wasted as he leading on he just wants some pussy and that bitch be easy as fuck. whatever, good for him. Wife out of town so its more poon then I get all weekend. Time to jerk it, someone post some pron.

[Blueblood]

dude drug my ass to gay fucking

Ahhhh... yeah.

Surprise us...

[PSUFAN]

How you feelin' right about now, JON?

[TheJON]

I'm feeling great right now! No hangover surprisingly. Nice post by me there! Drunk posting = bad idea. It looks worse than m2s sober posts but at least I have an excuse! What's his?

[JMak]

Georgia - #23?

I mean, there's some questionable photos in that lineup, but they put Georgia in at #23 on the strength of a pic of a 14-year old flat-chested chick?



Weak! Georgia has got to have far hotter chicks that this on their squad.

[TheJON]

They do- or at least they did a few years back. Met their cheerleading squad and they were smokin' hot. Unless things have changed, I agree.

[Dinsdale]

This was supposed to be news somehow?


Not to U&Ler, it ain't.


Rack the holy hell out of Killian-btw.

[Bizzarofelice]

I use to pay serious attention to this stuff. Mizzou without question had the best looking cheerleaders in the Big 8. Then Texas came into the newly expanded conference and blew them out of the water. The Texas cheerleaders are beyond hot and somebody NEEDS to put a spycam in their dressing room.