It's Not Over Till It's Over...

[Lillian Vernon]

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From: RadioFan
Date: Fri, Aug 14, 2009 at 12:11 AM
Subject: Sad
To: Katy


You know, Katy,

It really sucks when one seems to believe in thier own LIES.

I was in love with you, once. We could have had something real. We really could have.

Tell your "friend," Red Rover, or whatever the fuck she wants to call herself, thanks, for lying about me.

Seriously. Some of the lies were pretty funny, before I resigned from the boards.

But, by all means, hang on to RR. She's a winner, no doubt.

You put up this horseshit dichotomy, months ago, and you won.

'Bode you, Katy.

After all, who wouldn't want an Internet "friend" who goes to casinos all night, gets stoned out of her mind, and may, or may not be there for you?

Outstanding leader, especially for the kids, given she's not a "mom," outside of her bong, right?


I just bought my first home.


My only advice to you is that you should probably chose you friends better, before trying to believe your own LIES.

Oh, and For the Record:

Still Assistant City Editor/State Editor
Still with 6
Still not an alcoholic
Still not having logged into any message board
Still online
Still not a stalker


Any questions, Katy?

Btw, did you even watch the DVD I

Hopefully, you'll be able to find somebody else that you can text for months and e-mail and talk for hours with on the phone, if you haven't already.

Excellent job, K. You are a master of manipulation. You destroyed my mind, for a while.

I was idiot for falling for you. A complete idiot.

Hope you feel better, fucking me over, emotionally. RACK YOU.

But no worries, I'm now, officially, DONE. Hope you can say the same about "Buc," I really do.

It just really sucks being in love with someone and breaking up with them, without even having MET them.

Shit happens, I guess.


Have a nice life, Katy.


RadioFan

After two months in hiding, this nimrod gets sloshed and shoots off one last love letter to his imaginary paramour.

If anyone still had a shred of doubt that RF is a colossal loser, you can shove those doubts squarely in your cornhole.

[poptart]

Who's supposed to be coming out looking good in this deal?

[KC Scott]

Who's supposed to be coming out looking good in this deal?

+1

funny what some folks will do for cred cookies isn't it?

Maybe LV's next targets should be ZZ & Shrub?

Low hanging fruit, you know.

[PSUFAN]

You know, if they started a pro gymnastics league with all nude female participants, it would rival the NFL in revenue in no time. Why is this not being undertaken? Of course, I guess a few would always be sporting menses tassels...and sometimes the more buxom girls would get high scores without deserving them athletically...but they could quickly work past all of that.

[smackaholic]

Uhh, dude, chicks don't do the pommel horse.

Wait, I get it, you want co-ed nekkid gymnastics.

Pervert.

[poptart]

Pommel Horse























What did Mace do Friday night?

[Tom In VA]

RACK R-Jack for the pommel horse.

But I don't think we'd have to virgins.

Sluts would be great, maybe even have their own category.


Category for flappage.
Category for tone. That's right tone ..

[smackaholic]

I'd pay to watch some hot russkie gymnast do a dildo horse routine.

[Tom In VA]

The Sybian Olympics

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[MuchoBulls]

It just really sucks being in love with someone and breaking up with them, without even having MET them.

[TheJON]

Ok, so what the fuck is this shit??

Anyone got the Cliff note's version of this story or is it not even worth my time?

[smackaholic]

I'll give it a shot.

2 losers develop some sort of interweb romance.

Loser A somehow manages to actually meet a living breathing real live person.

Loser A dumps loser B who is not so lucky in love.

Loser A then comes in here and gloats about how she got over.

Pretty much a standard KYOA thread. Nothing new for this place.

[Cosmo Kramer]

Ok, so what the fuck is this shit??

Anyone got the Cliff note's version of this story or is it not even worth my time?

99.8% of the shit on this board is not worth our time....Fucking losers with an occasional good thread....The decline of Western Civilization and T.V.

[Lillian Vernon]

Loser A somehow manages to actually meet a living breathing real live person.

What part of this confused your AIDS ravaged brain?

It just really sucks being in love with someone and breaking up with them, without even having MET them.

They never met or dated. Your resident homo fixated on Katy and became obsessed with her. He's a delusional alcoholic.

I highly anticipate Psufan's defense of his cornholing buddy. That ought to be good.

[Mr T]

It just really sucks being in love with someone and breaking up with them, without even having MET them.

They never met or dated. Your resident homo fixated on Katy and became obsessed with her. He's a delusional alcoholic.

I will give you that the dude is fucked up in the head but isnt katy known for hooking up with random dudes off the internet.

Katy and Radio were talking, doesnt mean they were dating but they were still talking. Only fucking psychopaths try to turn message boards into real life drama.

Both of them are fucking stupid and this board is better without them.