9.58!!!

[Rack Fu]

That Usain Bolt is fast!

- MA

Tyson Gay ran the third fastest time in history and was blown off the track by Bolt. Dude is unreal.

[poptart]

9.58




















Name an Irie shower evaluation

[War Wagon]

In other news, some Korean dude beat Tiger Woods to win the PGA championship.

I'm sure 'tart is thrilled, but would it be too much to expect that a guy playing a PGA tour event would at least have a basic grasp of english?

[Dr_Phibes]

seem to remember the old, grumbly, honkeys on this board moaning about Bolt getting unfair attention when that pot-smoking, swimming type won some medals.

where are they now, anyway?

[Trampis]

Who cares, its sprinting! Has its roots in convenience store thefts.

[Dr_Phibes]

unacceptable. white people don't breaststroke home from the office.

[War Wagon]

Who cares, its sprinting! Has its roots in convenience store thefts.

A few weeks ago I'm pulling into this Quik Trip and I see this scraggly meth head running out the door with two 30 packs of Bud and a 12'er of Corona. He threw them in the window of the back seat of this piece of shit beater and literally dove thru the front passenger door window while his partner in crime, the getaway driver, damn near hit my ride while he was floorboarding it out of there.

I had pulled in just to this cars left, and the fuck was backing out to the right and swinging it hard. Dumbfuck, try backing into the spot next time for an easier escape.

So after I get my coffee in the store, I ask the clerk behind the counter if she had seen the guy making off with the brews. Um, nope... what'd he take?

[Diego in Seattle]

unacceptable. white people don't breaststroke home from the office.

Speak for yourself!

Sin,

[poptart]

In other news, some Korean dude beat Tiger Woods to win the PGA championship.

I'm sure 'tart is thrilled, but would it be too much to expect that a guy playing a PGA tour event would at least have a basic grasp of english?

Or maybe too much to ask for some redneck dude from Missouri to be capable of typing the PGA Champions name?

Some Korean dude ...

Y.E. Yang


Do you, Neck Wagon, speak a 2nd language?
If so, what is it?

And if so so ... would you like to conduct an interview in that language?

Or would you rather articulate your thoughts through a translator?


Bumpkins don't play golf in Korea.
No doubt Y.E. Yang comes from a "privileged" background and no doubt he is educated.
That education included English.

If you spoke to him, and did so a little bit more slowly than normal, he would understand 80% of what you say.

But being able to confidently conduct an interview is a different story.

When Yao Ming first came to America he didn't want to speak English in interviews, despite people knowing that he "knew" English.


Think Wagon.

[smackaholic]

If you spoke to him, and did so a little bit more slowly than normal, he would understand 80% of what you say.

Apparently, 'tart, you have never spoken to mizzuneck before. There are things mizzuneck could do to be more understandable. Slowing down is not among them. If mizzuneck slowed down his speak, he'd be talking backwards.

[Mikey]

Not sure which part of P G A stands for "English".

[JMak]

Back on topic...

Bolt is simply an human freak or doping. I haven't seen a guy like that appear to be pulling away at 60m since Carl Lewis. Unbelieveable. Gay goes 9.71 and is embarrassed by a guy who just a few weeks ago hurt his foot in a car accident.

Imagine what Bolt does in Beijing had he run through the finish?? In Berlin he's been off of his training regimen, yet runs through and dips below 9.60. Amazing!

[smackaholic]

Bolt is simply an human freak or doping.

Don't believe doping does a damn bit of good in a completely anaerobic event as the 100. Might possibly help in the 200, but, I doubt it would do much their either.

Doping helps in in ridiculous endurance events such as the tdf.

[Trampis]

In early October, I'll be doing the same distance at the Senior Olympics.

But a lot slower.

Which hand do you carry the colonostmy(sp) bag?

[ADAM]

Damn, I was thinking Cali-For-Nia vent into za drinkunpoopin............


bad false alarm Fu........

[Cuda]

Incredible as it may seem, considering the author, this is NOT the worst thread on the board

[MadRussian]

I wonder how much faster nogs would run if you had a watermelon instead of a rabbit like in dog races
/ponders

[War Wagon]

Think Wagon.

I think... no, I know... that I sooo trolled you, 'tart. :wink:

[Mikey]

Bolt is simply an human freak or doping.

Don't believe doping does a damn bit of good in a completely anaerobic event as the 100. Might possibly help in the 200, but, I doubt it would do much their either.

Doping helps in in ridiculous endurance events such as the tdf.

Then how do you account for all the sprinters getting banned for doping?

Just a few, not to mention Marion Jones. And don't tell me these guys were only doing it for the 200...

[smackaholic]

Bolt is simply an human freak or doping.

Don't believe doping does a damn bit of good in a completely anaerobic event as the 100. Might possibly help in the 200, but, I doubt it would do much their either.

Doping helps in in ridiculous endurance events such as the tdf.

Then how do you account for all the sprinters getting banned for doping?

Just a few, not to mention Marion Jones. And don't tell me these guys were only doing it for the 200...

I can't account for it. Therefore, I just might not know what the fukk I am talking about. Apparently the doping thing does help them with anaerobic stuff.

Learn something everyday, even hanging around a dump like this place.

I am pretty much to the point now where I wanna just say go ahead freaks, shoot them 'roids, dope, whatever the fukk. Just know that you might blow a valve as a result.

Maybe we can just have them do whatever the fukk they want, but require them to post what they're on. It would just be like another stat on the back of a baseball card.

[Diego in Seattle]

I think you're mixing terms. Doping generally refers to a practice known as "blood doping." This is done by extracting blood from an athlete that is stored. The blood is re-introduced into the athlete's body later in the season when a peak performance is desired. Doing this adds to the the number of red blood cells, which carry oxygen (and thus improving their anaerobic performance).

[Cuda]

^^^ OK, now it's the worst

[War Wagon]

btw, 'tart... was it like Chinese New Year in Seoul today?

Are you thinking of taking up golf?

[Dinsdale]

Don't believe doping does a damn bit of good in a completely anaerobic event as the 100. Might possibly help in the 200, but, I doubt it would do much their either.

Genius take, man.

Sin,
104 MLB players

[poptart]

Yes, Golf Wagon, the Zippers were bouncin' off the walls today, thanks to Mr. Yang coming out of the Tiger's Den ... dragging the Tiger by the tail.

Some Americans will watch the Olympics and cheer against the U.S. of A. ... just for the sake of entertainment value.

Not so with the Kimchi chompers.

They're very nationalistic.

World Cup Soccer in 2006 was an experience.
Games were telecast live ... in the middle of the night.
But the whole fuggen country was dialed in.
3:07 a.m. ... a EXPLOSION of cheers out my apartment window.
Thunderous.
6.4

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... AAAAAAAA ... LLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really amazing.

[Sirfindafold]

and with the 32nd pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Usain Bolt......

[Diego in Seattle]

and with the 32nd pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Usain Bolt......

That's a little premature....he hasn't been convicted of anything yet.

But then again, I'm sure you're used to doing things prematurely.

[smackaholic]

I think you're mixing terms. Doping generally refers to a practice known as "blood doping." This is done by extracting blood from an athlete that is stored. The blood is re-introduced into the athlete's body later in the season when a peak performance is desired. Doing this adds to the the number of red blood cells, which carry oxygen (and thus improving their anaerobic performance).

It's not that they just pump extra blood into them, the blood they remove is processed in some sort of way that raises the percentage of red cells. This artificially boosted red cell count does allow it to carry more oxygen which improves aerobic performance, not anaerobic, which, by definition does not rely on oxygen to take place.

[Diego in Seattle]

I think you're mixing terms. Doping generally refers to a practice known as "blood doping." This is done by extracting blood from an athlete that is stored. The blood is re-introduced into the athlete's body later in the season when a peak performance is desired. Doing this adds to the the number of red blood cells, which carry oxygen (and thus improving their anaerobic performance).

It's not that they just pump extra blood into them, the blood they remove is processed in some sort of way that raises the percentage of red cells. This artificially boosted red cell count does allow it to carry more oxygen which improves aerobic performance, not anaerobic, which, by definition does not rely on oxygen to take place.

I learned about blood doping quite a while back, and I don't remember any type of additional enhancement of the blood taking place. But as I said that was a while ago, and advances since then could have changed this.

[Wolfman]

"Blood doping" helps out when competition are held at high altitudes where oxygen levels are low. I think that some endurance event athletes used it in Mexico City Olympics in 1968. Since then a hormone was used to create more hemoglobin in the body, but all these methods are risky and not many really use them.

[PL]

i was hoping this was the size of an earthquake in mexico city. damm

[socal]

19.19 in 200.

[Mikey]

19.19 in 200.

Broke each record by 0.11 sec.

Is that a coincidence, or evidence of doping?

[socal]

19.19 in 200.

Broke each record by 0.11 sec.

Is that a coincidence, or evidence of doping?

Hate to say it but I think this clown isn't juicing. It's his immense stride. I think he's got his steps down like a hurdler. Step 20 is when he pulls up and showboats.

[Van]

19.19 in 200.

That's considered pretty good, right?

[smackaholic]

I'd be happy to run the 100 in 19 seconds. That is fukkin' moving.

[H4ever]

19.19 in 200.

Broke each record by 0.11 sec.

Is that a coincidence, or evidence of doping?

Hate to say it but I think this clown isn't juicing. It's his immense stride. I think he's got his steps down like a hurdler. Step 20 is when he pulls up and showboats.

^^^ I think that's it. Dude is Carl Lewis fast with the legs of a fucking giraffe = unbelieveable times.

[smackaholic]

Is jimmy the greek in the house to give us his take?