Happy B- Day Van!

[Y2K]

Live long and prosper..:)

[Van]

You too, dude.

Isn't there also a third guy here with our B-day? I thought there was. I know socal is the same age, but he's way older.

[PSUFAN]

Have a good day, nimrods.

[socal]

I know socal is the same age, but he's way older.

Indeed. Wiser, too.

Isn't there also a third guy here with our B-day?

Yeah.

I think Van just spooged himself.

[Van]

Well happy birthday to all of you.

How old are you?

45. Socal's 45 too, but he has some lame, pussy day for his B-Day. It's probably the same as Mark Harmon's.

mvscal, are you merely saying there is a third guy here whose B-Day is August 22nd, or are you also saying you're that third guy? If it's the latter, how old are you now?

[Van]

Dude, you're not a woman. You can tell us your age.

Are you like Clint Eastwood, in Grand Torino? Not a stretch at all, picturing you as that guy.

[KC Scott]

46 here end of last month and I know i'm more than halfway there.

But if beats the hell out of the alternative

[Trampis]

Well happy birthday to all of you.

How old are you?

45. Socal's 45 too, but he has some lame, pussy day for his B-Day. It's probably the same as Mark Harmon's.

Mark Harmon :D ...Thats sorta funny.

[socal]

It's probably the same as Mark Harmon's.

Close. Pauly Shore.

[Van]

I share my b-day with such luminaries as the last guy to win MLB's Triple Crown, Clint Eastmvscal...and Cindy Williams, of Laverne & Shirley 'fame'.

Tori Amos, John Lee Hooker and Deng Xiaoping, too!

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/

[trev]

Clint Eastmvscal...

Older guys can be quite hot.

[socal]

Clint Eastmvscal...

Older guys can be quite hot.

:reflux:

[Van]

Clint Eastmvscal...

Older guys can be quite hot.

Coughing up lung cancer blood, growling racial epithets every four seconds, was Clint Eastwood hot to you in Grand Torinio? If so, then you my dear are quite the party chick, and I have a whole new level of respect for your openminded libido.

[trev]

I didn't see Grand Torino.

Should I?

[Katy]

Happy Belated Birthday, Van. :D

[Mikey]

Did somebody say birthday?

[Van]

Did somebody say birthday?

You too, or is yours the 23rd?

kumbaya, asshats.

Damn skippy.

I gotta say though, of all the things I've ever posted here, I certainly would never have guessed that that would become my Tim Tebow plaque hanging above the entrance to T1B Stadium.

[socal]

As I'm sure no one suspected you'd love to rub boners with Mikey.

[Van]

As I'm sure no one suspected you'd love to rub boners with Mikey.

Remember though, it's gotta be inside Ana, otherwise...not in.

[Bizzarofelice]

Hey Van... go fuck yourself.

[Mikey]

Did somebody say birthday?

You too, or is yours the 23rd?

Nah, mine's in May. I think.

I just woke up from a nap and thought I heard somebody say "birthday". That usually means cake and ice cream, so I figured I'd better get in on whatever's going on so I don't miss out.

If it's just about rubbing boners inside Ana, ehhh, I think I'll go back to sleep.
Nothing against Ana, mind you, but at my age a good nap is right up there with a morning dump that progresses on its own all the way to completion.

HBD, BTW. Someday you'll be older than me.

[Van]

A Bace sighting? Fuggen sweet.

[Van]

If it's just about rubbing boners inside Ana, ehhh, I think I'll go back to sleep.
Nothing against Ana, mind you, but at my age a good nap is right up there with a morning dump that progresses on its own all the way to completion.

This is Ana we're talking about here. She's with Salad Tosser, remember?

Point being, I don't think you're necessarily looking at an either/or situation there.

[Mikey]

I may have to rethink that...

[Bizzarofelice]

She's with Salad Tosser, remember?

still?

[War Wagon]

Someday you'll be older than me.

One should never say anything remotely like that unless they're talkng to their kids.

Nah, you shouldn't even think that.

That's creepy.

[Mikey]

Sorry to creep you out Wags.

But I happen to believe that it's true.

You see....I'm not having any fun, so not only does time not fly for me it actually slows down.

[War Wagon]

I'm not having any fun, so not only does time not fly for me it actually slows down.

That sucks beyond imagination. Not sure what you're dealing with, but where there's life, there's hope.

Hang in there.

[War Wagon]

46 here end of last month and I know i'm more than halfway there.

But if beats the hell out of the alternative

This needs to be RACK'ed, btw...

Every day above ground is a good day.

When you wake up in the morning, rejoice and give thanks to whatever deity or non-deity that you put faith in.

I'll be grateful that my wife will holler at me to drag my lazy ass out of bed for the 75,377th consecutive day.

[Van]

You see....I'm not having any fun

Dude? Call Ana. You can have both bunks.

[Y2K]

Hope you had a great Day,,,


I did......
8/22 rulez

[Terry in Crapchester]

I'll be grateful that my wife will holler at me to drag my lazy ass out of bed for the 75,377th consecutive day.

If that happens, both you and she will be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Just sayin'.

Unless, of course, Wolfman is still around when it happens.

[Van]

Toddowen, were you under the impression that I somehow felt otherwise?

[Mikey]

Todd's just doing his best to be a dick.

Prolly the only thing he's really good at, or even kind of good at.

[Van]

Toddowen, were you under the impression that I somehow felt otherwise?

Just say thanks that your life perception isn't as grimly pathetic as Tarddowen's.

Shit, mine's probably worse.

[PSUFAN]

Todd's just doing his best to be a dick.

He's got no worries there. He knows "you are what you eat".