'Spray is God, and other musings from a Friday night...

[Van]

What the fuck did he say??

"I'll beat your mother with a dead fucking puppy!"

Or something like that.



Dude put on a helluva little radio show last night. He's a wizard at quickly pulling out really obscure shit, seemingly out of thin air.

The Bells Of Lal, Part II? Really?? You quickly found that, and put it on the radio, then you followed it up with Tin Pan Alley?

Helluva funny dude, and thanks are also owed to Mgo for putting on the Chat, where we could make requests and talk about all that nonsense, as it was happening.

I still can't believe you guys have all those ridiculous pics stored up on your hard drives. You all oughtta be ashamed of yourselves, you buncha fucking mongoloids.



Oh, and Katy, go ahead and Crucify yourself. :badass redheads:

[Stanley Pickkkle]

What the fuck did he say??

"I'll beat your mother with a dead fucking puppy!"

Or something like that.

How in the fukkk is that funny?


shutyomouth is a fat, disgusting piece of shite. I find no humour in feces.

[Moby Dick]

What the fuck did he say??

"I'll beat your mother with a dead fucking puppy!"

Or something like that.

I find no humour in feces.

someone just outed themselves.

[H4ever]

Good times! Kinda cool chattin live with some of the nerds I've known via internet message boards for about a decade now.

Rack Spray for the excellent DJ work!

[trev]

I was a 'Spray fan when being a 'Spray fan wasn't cool.

[indyfrisco]

Meh...Spray's made the bed he has slept in over the years and he'd be the first to tell you that.

[Van]

You seem pretty fond of Diego too.

[PL]

wow, buddying up with 'spray and welcoming him to the t1b board.

I wonder how this will turn out?

[indyfrisco]

I've been here a long time, PL.

Yup, and I've said before, a model citizen here. You were always solid in the CFB forum. Just the troling shit we couldn't stand. As you said, it got old for you. We're a better place with a "contributiong only" Spray.

[Katy]

I don't know what was more priceless. Indy's dedication to Van or Van's response to the dedication. :D

Either way it was goodtimes.

[indyfrisco]

I couldn't think of a song that would be more ear wretching to him. I think it worked.

[Van]

I couldn't think of a song that would be more ear wretching to him.

That one was pretty bad, but I'll at least give it credit for having some decent melodic content.

What might be even more ear wretching?

Yoko Ono

Tiny Tim

Anything sung by John Anderson

"Mr Roboto" by Stynx

Most any hardcore rap

"We Built This City" by Starship

Any rap performed by wiggers

Any "Cookie Monster" blender rock

'Oompapa oompapa' Polka sounding Mariachi music

"Sprockets" sounding Euro techno rave orgy music

The UCLA/Cal 'fight song', which sounds like the theme music to a barrel of midgets piling out of a shrunken Mini Cooper beneath the Big Top.

[Van]

Sam, I don't mind Germans wearing liederhosen doing oompapa polka, as a drunken beer slog.

What I don't want to hear is a bunch of Mexicans screeching "AAAAHAAAAHAHAAA!" and "AAAEEIIIIII" over oompapa polka.

[Van]

Probably not, since I don't drink, but I can imagine it's managable once a person is shitfaced blotto drunk enough, which is how that music is intended to be listened to, innit?

They're fuggen German. If it doesn't involve Michael Schenker then it's meant to be listened to while barely conscious.