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Killian
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Re: Bitch Prediction

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M Club wrote:manram? so you borrowed your dad's beamer, spoke in a nasaly eastern accent, and wore black shoes and shirt to rick's? game at umich was less about game and more about being an obtuse, rich asshole.
Nope, Good Time Charlie's was more my style. All you had to do is stay away from the New York bitches and you were 90% of the way there. The other 10% was finding the group of girls you wanted to talk to. Find the one you want and start talking to her slightly less attractive friend. If you played your cards right, the one you wanted would practically be beating you off under the table. If not, you get the other one.
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Killian wrote:Find the one you want and start talking to her slightly less attractive friend. If you played your cards right, the one you wanted would practically be beating you off under the table. If not, you get the other one.

Please tell me you don't think this is unique to the greater Ann Arbor area?
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charley's was a pretty nice start to the evening. long islands, i know, but they were like $2.50 or $3. most of the time it ended up the whole of my evening considering it got a lot better once the ny crowd moved to rick's.

in my day - and yours as well - we had the del rio. they didn't take credit, which scared away the new jersey girls who couldn't put the whole evening on their dad's tab. i enjoyed the calm.
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Re: Bitch Prediction

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Believe the Heupel wrote:
you get the other one.
Story of my life, man.

Heck, I'm content with The Other One's Even Fatter Friend.

Let's get this sucker taken care of without even leaving the parking lot.
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Re: Bitch Prediction

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Dinsdale wrote:I predict that BSU Fan will be crying in their beers in a few short hours.
So how'd that work out for ya?
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
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