I've graduated from jizz-mopping!

[PSUFAN]

Jerknik just had a squirt that would make Cytheria jealous.

[Van]

Cytheria is God...or at least she was, pre-tats.

[Derron]

That's right, you shit-stained, taint-licking, tea-bagged motherfuckers! I'm no longer jizz-mopping! I'm back as a member of the LIBERAL FUCKING MEDIA, as a defense reporter covering the Pentagon for one of the defense publications out here. I'm back to creating lies, slanting the truth, and overall, contributing to the downfall of American society as we know it!

RACK ME! Eat my shit, you fucking haters.

You admission to being a jizz mopper [shocking] and a news reporter really gives you a lot more cred...way to prop up your image....pretty easy to understand where the media is going this days. You show them some of your posts here as a qualifier ?

Fuck off and die.

[PSUFAN]

Cytheria is God...or at least she was, pre-tats.

Yes...Hepatitis has much slowed her spout.

[War Wagon]

I'm no longer jizz-mopping! I'm back as a member of the LIBERAL FUCKING MEDIA.

And the difference between the two is?

[Smackie Chan]

Smackie Chan, your thoughts?

I'm gonna be S_M's unnamed source.

[indyfrisco]

So instead of sucking at jizz-mopping you get a dead-end job at a publication where the best talent is running for an internet column job. Rack.

Smack aside, congrats, Screwball. It's tough for tards to get a job in this Obamaconomy.

[War Wagon]

Btw, Screwball

What self respecting "defense publication" would consider itself part of the liberal media?

Or did you just make that part up?

[KC Scott]

Congrats on the job SM - we need the tax revenues

[Derron]

I'm back as a member of the LIBERAL FUCKING MEDIA,

No need for a mop when it gets in your hair I guess.

Or you just swallow the whole fucking load and lick your lips.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Leave it to Derron to gay up a thread like a Cardinal bath house.

[Katy]

Congrats on the job, Screw.

I'm still hopeful that you'll see the error of your liberal ways. :D

[War Wagon]

I'm still hopeful that you'll see the error of your liberal ways.

They always do once they grow up. It just takes some longer than others.... unless they're members of the liberal media, who never grow the fuck up. They stay in the fog of 18 year old idealism indefinitely.

Screw is screwed.

[indyfrisco]

They always do once they grow up.

Rack

[TheJON]

That's right, you shit-stained, taint-licking, tea-bagged motherfuckers! I'm no longer jizz-mopping! I'm back as a member of the LIBERAL FUCKING MEDIA, as a defense reporter covering the Pentagon for one of the defense publications out here. I'm back to creating lies, slanting the truth, and overall, contributing to the downfall of American society as we know it!

RACK ME! Eat my shit, you fucking haters.

You're a dickhead, but what the fuck Screw..........rack you! Nice gig!

Now can you reimburse me for contributing to your food stamps and welfare checks?

[PSUFAN]

I'm back as a member of the LIBERAL FUCKING MEDIA,

No need for a mop when it gets in your hair I guess.

Or you just swallow the whole fucking load and lick your lips.

bitch, you so crayzay

[trev]

Congrats on the job, Screw.

I'm still hopeful that you'll see the error of your liberal ways. :D

Possibly. If he ever discovers the tax withholding boxes on his pay stub.

[Jerkovich]

Jerknik just had a squirt that would make Cytheria jealous.

Now I know you jack off to the thought of me kicking the meat ball off of your neck.

Pathetic

[TheJON]

Though I want to thank Onogga for the $25/week boost in unemployment for when I was collecting. RACK ONOGGA!

Got a buddy that does some plumbing/electrical work on the side. Been averaging about $2,000 a month doing that. Usually just works side jobs from friends/family or people whose homes he's worked on before. Doesn't report that income at all. Got laid off from his last real job back in June. Would normally get about $300 per week unemployment but now it's $325 thanks to Obama. He's not even looking for a job. He says he has about 2 months left of benefits he can receive. So considering he's hardly doing any work at all, he's making some decent money. I don't know too many people that make about $3,500 per month while working maybe 8-10 hours on average. What a fuckin' jerkoff! Gotta love it when people take advantage of the system!

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Would normally get about $300 per week unemployment but now it's $325 thanks to Obama. He's not even looking for a job. He says he has about 2 months left of benefits he can receive. So considering he's hardly doing any work at all, he's making some decent money. I don't know too many people that make about $3,500 per month while working maybe 8-10 hours on average. What a fuckin' jerkoff! Gotta love it when people take advantage of the system!

That extra $25 per week pre-tax from the Prez sounds like a real incentive not to work. Dude. Outstanding.

Furthermore...

Wow. A whole $3500 a month? This friend of your sounds like a real baller.

[TheJON]

Would normally get about $300 per week unemployment but now it's $325 thanks to Obama. He's not even looking for a job. He says he has about 2 months left of benefits he can receive. So considering he's hardly doing any work at all, he's making some decent money. I don't know too many people that make about $3,500 per month while working maybe 8-10 hours on average. What a fuckin' jerkoff! Gotta love it when people take advantage of the system!

That extra $25 per week pre-tax from the Prez sounds like a real incentive not to work. Dude. Outstanding.

Furthermore...

Wow. A whole $3500 a month? This friend of your sounds like a real baller.

He pays like $300 a month rent. So $3,500 per month + not working = pretty fucking easy life. I never said it was good money, but considering how much work he does........shit ain't bad. I wasn't making anymore my first couple of years out of college working 40-45 hrs a week. I would have much rather done that!

[BSmack]

Wow. A whole $3500 a month? This friend of your sounds like a real baller.

We're talking Iowa. That's like having 3500 a month in a 3rd world country.

[TheJON]

Wow. A whole $3500 a month? This friend of your sounds like a real baller.

We're talking Iowa. That's like having 3500 a month in a 3rd world country.

Cost of living here is about the same as Pittsburgh. I know this because my sister lives there and she says her expenses are no higher out there. Just sayin'...........

[Mikey]

Wow. A whole $3500 a month? This friend of your sounds like a real baller.

We're talking Iowa. That's like having 3500 a month in a 3rd world country.

Cost of living here is about the same as Pittsburgh. I know this because my sister lives there and she says her expenses are no higher out there. Just sayin'...........

Sorry, personal experience and anecdotal evidence just don't cut it here.

We need a link.