Suggest bad movies for me

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:57 am

I'm a glutton for punishment.

I'm currently watching Catwoman because I started a blog about six weeks ago. I want to put my movie critiques of my movie hall of shame on there.

So far, on my list is

Juraisic Park 2
Escape From LA
Star Wars 1 - Phantom Menace
House of the Dead
Two Days in the Valley

Any suggestions for movies?

So far, I've critiqued the Village and The Forgotten as horrible movies.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:07 am

"Sgt. Bilko" starring Steve Martin. The only movie that I've ever gotten up out of and demanded a refund for. And I was even fucking high. Horrible.

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:19 am

ElvisMonster wrote:"Sgt. Bilko" starring Steve Martin. The only movie that I've ever gotten up out of and demanded a refund for. And I was even fucking high. Horrible.

I actually saw that and didn't mind it's suckiness. Granted, I was sick with bronchitis from work, so I wasn't in the right state of mind, but I did sit through it even though it was horrible.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:32 am

Showgirls

Dreamcatcher

Batman & Robin

The Hours

Ghost Dad

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:47 pm

leonard part 6

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:00 pm

Go find "Inside Moves."

Viper in Vancouver · Post by **Viper in Vancouver** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:08 am

Weekend at Bernies 2
Short Circuit 3
Police academy 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 etc

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:42 am

Try finding the "straight" versions of any movie used on "Mystery Science Theater 3000".

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:40 am

Dead heat
Tracks
Return of the swamp thing
The Toxic Avenger
Barbwire
Joe's Apartment
Shock treatment
Earth girls are easy
Cruell intentions 2
American psyco 1 & 2
Jawbreaker
Bride of Chucky

There is an art to a good "Bad" film
these are a few of my favorites
I actually own most of them on video
but I never paid full price

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:25 pm

missjo wrote:Dead heat
Tracks
Return of the swamp thing
The Toxic Avenger
Barbwire
Joe's Apartment
Shock treatment
Earth girls are easy
Cruell intentions 2
American psyco 1 & 2
Jawbreaker
Bride of Chucky

There is an art to a good "Bad" film
these are a few of my favorites
I actually own most of them on video
but I never paid full price

I loved it! Granted it was god awful writing,but it was so bad it was funny!

Zadig · Post by **Zadig** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:54 am

I've heard that Ishtar was the all time worst movie. Can't chime in on that because I ain't seen it.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:06 am

A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?

Moulin Rouge
Chicago
The Stepford Wives
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:35 am

trev wrote:A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou

Trev, you know I love but you are fucking huffing the Pam that you cooked dinner with. These three flicks are not bad by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe the barber clipped your sense of good taste when he lopped off your mullet.

You'll still hold me even though we disagree right?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:57 pm

Zadig wrote:Can't chime in on that because I ain't seen it.

No problem. You don't have to see the movie to be able to pass judgement upon it.

Love,
Bob Dole in the '96 campaign

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:14 pm

trev wrote:A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?

Moulin Rouge
Chicago
The Stepford Wives
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou

If you think Pulp Fiction and O Brother Where Art Thou are bad movies, then you need to back up off the pipe and get back to the cookies.

Even Moulin Rouge wasn't awful. It was gay as hell. But well done gay as all hell.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:16 pm

drumline
biker boyz
you got served

i cant turn away from any of these horrible movies once the clicker finds them.

breaker breaker is also a great bad movie

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:39 pm

biker boyz is on again on hbo , hurry up , its unhavetowatchable

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:19 am

This movie killed Gene Siskel

He was not the fat one, right...?

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:17 am

poptart wrote:

This movie killed Gene Siskel

He was not the fat one, right...?

Ebert ate him. :twisted:

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:53 am

Invictus wrote:
trev wrote:A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou
Trev, you know I love but you are fucking huffing the Pam that you cooked dinner with. These three flicks are not bad by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe the barber clipped your sense of good taste when he lopped off your mullet.

You'll still hold me even though we disagree right?

In general, men have bad taste in movies, honey. You can't help it. That's ok, you have other assets.

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:29 pm

holy crap i can't believe nobody put this on their list

Any movie where a guy jerks off an elephant to spray his dad with elephant seed is a bad movie

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:34 pm

My girlfriend left to get popcorn, and I actually fell asleep in this one. We try to switch off picking movies, and this was probably my worst pick of all time. We had free passes and I still felt ripped off...

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri May 13, 2005 5:26 pm

Horrible- brillantly horrible!!!!!

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 13, 2005 7:38 pm

I used to have a *.wav file of a monologue from Ghengis Khan. Funniest. Shit. EVER. Hold on....

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 13, 2005 7:42 pm

http://www.clayloomis.com/whatthe.wav

Rack the fuck out of it.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun May 15, 2005 7:24 pm

Dreamcatcher
Dick
Speed 2
Major League 3
Little Nicky
Lake Placid
Drumline

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon May 16, 2005 12:59 pm

Trust me on this...

Hell Comes to Frogtown

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/

This movie almost ruined Rowdy Roddy Pipers career. :D

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:55 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:http://www.clayloomis.com/whatthe.wav

Worst. Link. Ever.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Tue May 17, 2005 7:29 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Trust me on this...

Hell Comes to Frogtown

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/

This movie almost ruined Rowdy Roddy Pipers career. :D

Rack that. I used to watch USA UP All Night and they had this piece of drek in heavy rotation. The special effects are terrible. I would put Frank Stallone's magnum opus "The Pink Chaquitas" in this category too and "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."

If you want bad and great, you must see Dolemite and Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado for some of the worst acting ever on celluloid.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue May 17, 2005 8:58 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:http://www.clayloomis.com/whatthe.wav

Rack the fuck out of it.

ERROR: 403 FORBIDDEN - YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Nice juan, asseyes

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Wed May 18, 2005 3:39 am

Funkywhiteboy wrote:Try finding the "straight" versions of any movie used on "Mystery Science Theater 3000".

I actually saw one of these movies prior to their MST3K butchering. Cinemax showed the God-awful Kathy Ireland film Alien From LA about a ditsy blond that gets somehow sent underground to find... well I can't really remember what in the hell it was supposed to be about. It was kind of a fish-out-water movie where the person is sent underground in an Atlantis like city. Really horrible, but I was rewarded with a nice bikini shot at the end. It was an okay movie to do college homework to.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:19 am

mvscal wrote:It doesn't get much worse than John Wayne playing Genghis Khan.

The Conquerer...worst piece of shit ever.

i'm gonna agree with that. unbelievably bad. seeing the Mongolian Duke is great. classic line: (Mongolian accent?): "Woman, I will take you". his eyebrows are classic.

btw, trev uses FOP pomade.

me, i'm a Dapper Dan man.

my other personal favorite is "Night of the Lepus"** in which a Texas town is attacked by a herd of giant killer rabbits. featuring Dr. McCoy from Star Trek. the drive in movie scene is brilliant badness. special effects masterpiece.

**N of the L is also the film on the TV in the first Matrix film when Neo first visits the Oracle. FWIW.

tomas8 · Post by **tomas8** » Thu May 26, 2005 12:10 am

catwoman