Marty's Theatre Of The Bizarre

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:37 pm

WW and his daughter share a moment

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:11 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:"A used Zac Greinke jockstrap?"

FTFY

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:08 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:The new wears off this pretty quick
Another whiny take from a bitch who leeches off the hard work of others. Go fuck yourself, cunt.

Leeches off the hard work of others?

You mean like this thread or any of your idiotic posts ever took hard work?

When you posted that 'epic' blast, I actually was working while you were doing what you always do during a typical workday... nothing.

You're a worthless cocksucker and a barnacle on the ass of society.

The sooner you blow that saturated jizz mop you call your brain out while grooving to MGMT, the better off your family will be. Of course, that assumes they haven't already disowned you, which is the more likely scenario.

You could die tomorrow and absolutely no one, not one person, would ever miss you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:13 pm

Mgo would miss him, but then Mgo's an exceptionally good guy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:38 pm

And he's got a quota to fill.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:41 pm

Goddamn Wags, roll with it! Even a blind squirrel like Martard/Perk gets over at times. Give him his props.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:18 pm

I did on page one.

Marty is one of the funniest and most sardonic posters here.

But sometimes he gets greedy. This is one of those times.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:29 pm

Then he should get greedy more often, because this is the best intentionally funny thread he's ever authored, and now everyone else is free to come up with their own things too.

How funny do you think this thing will become once R-Jack and Mgo get in on it?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:33 pm

A monotonous monotone of recycled smack, most of which missed the target by a wide margin in the 1st place.

Whatever.

Knock yourselves out.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:34 am

Nobody's saying it's War & Peace, or even a good "Day In The Life" T1B effort, but it is different, and decidedly more clever than the vast majority of the offerings on tap here of late.

SO, EITHER COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER OR QUIT YOUR BITCHING, YOU FUCKING INGRATE!! THIS IS FREE ENTERTAINMENT, YOU KNOW!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:55 am

Not bitching or an ingrate, just made an observation... that the new wears off quick.

didn't mean to ruin anybodies barmitzvah and like I said, knock yourselves out.

I'll sit back and watch all the "hard work" that goes into this. Or not.

But Van, speaking of War and Peace, it's waaay past time I read a good book again. I used to be a voracious reader, but I've gotten fat, dumb, and not so happy... settling for reading on the internet.

:doh:

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:12 am

I'm right there with you. I haven't read a real book in over three months.

Shameful.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:21 am

Ok, I'm listening to T1B radio right now for the first time and Katy propped this thread.

Gaaaah.... the girls voice is HOT.

I think I'm in love.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:27 am

I've told Katy that a thousand times. I particularly enjoy the way she turns my name into two syllables, with her "Vay-an."

She ignores the fuck outta me. I think she thinks I'm Rozy or something.

But yeah...

<------Enjoys him some Katy

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:42 am

War Wagon's Wet Blanket Extravaganza

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:55 am

I requested some Kenny Wayne Sheppard Everything is Broken.... the girl goes out and finds it, then backs it right the fuck up with Blue on Black...

It's official.

Katy is a goddess.

ps; sorry to piss on your thread, Marty... but something good came of it.

T1B radio is the shit.

Carry on.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:00 am

WW, no shit she did. I went in there looking for you, and you'd already bailed, but she was playing your KWS request. I backed up your KWS request with a request for "Blue On Black."

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:02 am

War Wagon wrote:I requested some Kenny Wayne Sheppard ...

No further questions, Your Honor.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:04 am

I didn't bail, Van.

Listening to some shredding Los Lonely Boys right now.

Does Katy rock, or what?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:06 am

You know, I'm going to be friendly with you and suggest you take a more sober look at what you've been posting in this thread.

Your thread-shitting is making you look like an ass. Even people who generally loathe me have participated in this thread.
You, on the other hand, just come across as petty.

Do you ever wonder why labels such as "idiot" or "know-it-all" or "cry-baby" seem to stick to people on this board...and the internet more broadly? You just wrote your own chapter. You just pinned another "KICK ME" sign to your own back.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:08 am

Screwey, you're due, man.

Bring...the...funnay...I know you have another one in you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:19 am

Nice mouse you got in your pocket there, Screw.

"we" think that I could run your pathetic mouth breathing Barney Badass one trick pony act right out this sumbitch, if'n "we" had the notion.

As for you Marty, go play with IED's.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:30 am

Wags, I don't even hate you at this point. I actually feel sorry for you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:37 am

I've felt sorry for you for 8 years Marty.

Hey, maybe you and Screwed can hook up at Niagara Falls and measure dicks. Bring a micrometer.

Report back on who won. It's sure to be a close contest. Very close.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:31 am

A little chat with Mrs. PSUFAN

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:05 am

WW's long hard night

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:36 am

War Wagon wrote:I requested some Kenny Wayne Sheppard Everything is Broken.... the girl goes out and finds it, then backs it right the fuck up with Blue on Black...

It's official.

Katy is a goddess.

ps; sorry to piss on your thread, Marty... but something good came of it.

T1B radio is the shit.

Carry on.

Glad ya liked it and tuned in. This thread is pretty damned funny. I think most everyone has been roasted a bit in here. RACK it.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you leave the job to others.

Hell, I was just watching the one Tart and PSU did. Very funny.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:38 am

Van wrote:I've told Katy that a thousand times. I particularly enjoy the way she turns my name into two syllables, with her "Vay-an."

She ignores the fuck outta me. I think she thinks I'm Rozy or something.

But yeah...

<------Enjoys him some Katy

I don't ignore you. :wink:

Yeah, the Kentucky twang is pretty obvious at times.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:27 am

RACK 'tart and PSU!

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:51 pm

Jeezus, R Jack.

Best. One. Yet.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:05 pm

Like I said...

How funny do you think this thing will become once R-Jack and Mgo get in on it?

Rarely does R-Jack disappoint.

:bode:

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:04 pm

I had a pretty good one, but kept getting errors. Spent 45 minutes on it last night. Finally got to the end. Hit publish and it crashed. Logged back in and it was gone. No fuckin way I do it again. Well, maybe...

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:12 pm

Indy, I was having the same problem, too. That's why I quit after the two I did.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:41 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I had a pretty good one, but kept getting errors. Spent 45 minutes on it last night. Finally got to the end. Hit publish and it crashed. Logged back in and it was gone. No fuckin way I do it again. Well, maybe...

I had the same issue. Figure my 3rd would be a good one.. or not.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:44 pm

Fuck it. I tried again and it fucked up again. Out.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:53 pm

I have one saved in progress, but I can't figure out how to share it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:00 pm

Tech Chuckie D is hitting for the cycle today. RACK that lazy mofo

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:51 pm

I'll give it a shot.

The Truth

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:54 pm

Well, I closed my browser, went back and it was there in my in progress movies. Finally got it to save.

SEC Ballsucking Homers

Damn...Sam's animation didn't take. Oh well.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:10 pm

Louis Cyphre wrote:I'll give it a shot.

The Truth

Nice!