Fuck Orange Empire PW

[SoCalTrjn]

This morning we had a game vs the darlings of Orange Empire Pop Warner and the only team to give us a game last year. They run some sort of flag football spread offense with just 5 lineman so naturally I rushed 6 on every down and spied their back with the OLB on whatever side of the QB the back lined up with.
Their cunt of a coach kept complaining about us blitzing, that it wasnt legal for us to rush 7 every time the OLB would hit their back on a dump play behind the los. My defense was flagged for bull shit unsportsmanlike penalties for blitzing 7 times.
Its not a blitz to tackle a guy behind the los on a screen play. Those officials are so fucking crooked for trying to steal a game from my kids.
I told the OC to run it up and my kids would get him the ball as much as possible. Their coach started crying about the score, even called a time out and asked the ref to come ask us to ease up on his team, I told the ref loud enough that the other team and coaches could hear it that their third string qb should stop throwing the ball to my guys and maybe their worthless coach should call some run plays to bleed the clock.
After my son smeared their third string QB with about 4 minutes to go in the 4th the other team just refused to take the field, their coach said they didnt want to subject the children on their team to a team that continued to cheat by blitzing. At the coaches meeting at the start of the season when they said blitzing was illegal they defined blitzing as rushing more players than the other team had players to block. With 5 lineman and a runningback I could rush 6 and thats what I did all game long, it was legal. They just walked off the field, told the refs the game was under protest and that since that was the case the score would not count, Bull shit, my kids played their asses off for a 61-0 score they deserve to have that score count and I'm filing a protest with the other team for not doing the good game ceremony and acting like fucking babies.
In the parking lot the other coach yelled something to my wife, who was in a shirt that represented her son and husbands team, about how we had to cheat. Fucker was lucky I wasnt there, you dont yell shit at some team mom unless youre truly a coward. My wife told him that maybe they should stick to AYSO, god I love that woman.
When we got home from Lunch after the game I had a message already from one of the comissioners and a conference is set for monday afternoon, this is going to be fun, I'll have our game films. Fucking crybabies.

[GreginPG]

Dude this is the Big Time Power College Football board.
Perhaps you should have posted this in the Who Gives a Fuck? board.

Just sayin'.

[Van]

Of all the tolls we've seen, this one's gotta be the weirdest.

I still miss that Afghani terrorist troll.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

They opened a Jersey Mike's near me. Pretty good cold subs. It's all about the oil and vinegar.

[Killian]

Time to turn in the keys on this shit troll. Btw, where the fuck is Season Over Troll?

[Ken]

They opened a Jersey Mike's near me. Pretty good cold subs. It's all about the oil and vinegar.

I'm still partial to Jimmy Johns.

[GreginPG]

Time to turn in the keys on this shit troll. Btw, where the fuck is Season Over Troll?

He was last seen in the Oregon-Kal game thread.

[Ken]

Time to turn in the keys on this shit troll. Btw, where the fuck is Season Over Troll?

Why? There's still some amusement to be had watching Jsc chase the dollar bill pulled by fishing line.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

They opened a Jersey Mike's near me. Pretty good cold subs. It's all about the oil and vinegar.

I'm still partial to Jimmy Johns.

Not a fan. In fact I told my g/f after we ate at Jersey Mike's that there's no use for JJ anymore. All their sandwiches are bland and sorta taste the same (meat, lettuce tomatos, and mayo. yay), have very few toppings, and the bread is on the hard side.

[SoCalTrjn]

They definitely need to change the rules. Any team violating the no-blitz rule and getting flagged 7 times for unsportsmanlike conduct should result in the ejection of their head coach. 61-0 score in a pee-wee game where you're flagged for 7 penalties? I call bullshit as you continue to expose yourself as a worthless troll. Take your bullshit lies to the smack forum or, better yet, to another board.

By the definition of a blitz given to us by the league before the season started those were not blitzes. The refs called them blitzes because the spy watching the running back was hitting the back behind the line of scrimage on screen passes but that spy wasnt blitzing. The penalties were unjust and the league will see that when we show them the film on monday, hopefully the refs will be replaced with competent ones who dont play favorites.
This was a Jr Midget game, a level above Pee Wee.
There were more than 7 penalties called on our team, there were just 7 that were called incorrectly for blitzing. If the 7th rusher was going after the Qb it would be a blitz, hitting the back behind the los is not a blitz.

[Ken]

They opened a Jersey Mike's near me. Pretty good cold subs. It's all about the oil and vinegar.

I'm still partial to Jimmy Johns.

Not a fan. In fact I told my g/f after we ate at Jersey Mike's that there's no use for JJ anymore. All their sandwiches are bland and sorta taste the same (meat, lettuce tomatos, and mayo. yay), have very few toppings, and the bread is on the hard side.

I agree. I was just trying to deflect.