I did see a few late games though while at Hooters, as well as a dead-on clone of Tera Patrick, only with perfect real tits.
But I digress.
-All credit to the Hawkeyes, and to Jon. Iowa sacked up and showed the type of toughness a certain team hailing from a canyon of fruits has never shown.
Jon was right about Iowa and Penn St. Jon was right about Michigan St being overrated, and not yet ready to win games.
Jon was right on both counts, and I was wrong on both counts. Excellent showing by that Hawk's D, especially after that first play from scrimmage for PSU.
Ain't nuthin' left to say but Jon was right, and I was wrong.
Great win by Iowa. Their win tonight and the USC win over Ohio St are the two biggest road wins of the season so far, and IIRC Jon called 'em both. Of course he was always going to call the Iowa game - what else would he do? - but he also backed it up with solid reasons and unwavering confidence, so he gets all the credit.
He can gloat as much as he wants right now, and there isn't fuckall anybody can say to him.
On top of that he received 42-3 to begin his day?
9-26-09 shall forever go down in The Life Of Jon right alongside the first time he ever made a girl cum with his own dick, or the birth of his first child, whenever that hell shall finally be visited upon planet earth.
"Todayyyyyy...I consider myself the luckiest mannnnn...on the face of the earthhhhhh...."
All hail Jon. Dude had himself a badass day today.
-Daryll Clark is horrible. I mean, goddamn he's horrible. He's Juice Williams horrible.
-I think it's about time PSU bails on the Cupcake Diet. That team needs to toughen themselves up a little for the real world, and the non-stop home games against the Coastal Carolinas and Akrons of the world just ain't gettin' it done.
-Fuck the SEC. All three of my SEC picks in Pick 'Em dicked me, and they did it coming and going. My two favorites - LSU and Tennessee - both scabdicked home without covering. My home dog getting a buttload of points - Katytucky - would've needed an entire second buttload of points to have a chance of covering.
Thanks a bunch, fuck knuckles.
-Horrible performance but a great save by ND. You guys can breathe now, Lax, Terry and Killian. Your season goes on. That last sequence, where it took the fourth and final try to get it in, that couldn't have felt too special. That sequence was like Jon's first fuck, with a whole lotta clueless fumbling around before it finally just sorta fell in.
-Stellar effort there, 'Noles. Way to go ahead and donkey punch your fans following all that breathless foreplay from the BYU game.
-Can everybody please just STFU up now about "The U being back!" They should've also lost to FSU.
-What a goddamn heartbreaker for ASU, whose placekicker was injured and absent from a game in which the placekicker turned out to be so important.
-Speaking of kicking, USC's entire kicking game is just horrible. Their kicker hit the crossbar from only 44 yards against Ohio St, and tonight he came up short from 41. That's something we simply don't see very often, a kicker for a major program who can't even reach from 40 yards out.
Then there were all the usual holding penalties on kickoff and punt returns...and they even added an offsides.
The 13 penalties, and all those 1st and 20s to begin so many drives again, those were really clever too.
USC's offense is just a fucking mess. Barkley looked great, but WSU was so completely overmatched that who cares how he looked? WSU needs to leave the Pac 10 in football, to be replaced by BYU, Utah and Boise St.
Of course USC picked this week to finally air it out offensively. Whatever.
Their D looked great again, with the 74 sacks and the 'real world' shutout. The only points they gave up came on the final play of the game, when nobody was even playing anymore, but they still aren't forcing turnovers. They lucked into the couple they got tonight.
The offense just didn't give a crap. They built the early lead, put the game away, then officially went to sleep. They were incredibly sloppy...again.
Awful.
-Thank god there's always Cal to brighten our days. Swear to god, I don't think there's a more contemptible team in all of CF than Cal. Cal are without a doubt the most sackless bunch of muscle-memory pussies in all of CF. Has that team ever seen a big game from which it didn't shrink? Has any team ever been as terrified of the road? I mean, fuck, SEC teams point at Cal and laugh for being such road pussies.
Best/worst of all though is the way Cal just lays down and takes it. When Cal queefs they queef like Cytheria after six Super Tanker Big Gulps. They're never content to just gut out a gritty loss. No, Cal always seems to have to go full-on Crispin Glover whenever they decide to lose.
16 carries for 55 yards; 3.4 YPC, and no TDs, you fucking homoberry. What would a big Cal game be without a vanishing act from their always overhyped skill position stars?? DeSean Best much?
Heisman talk kaput much?
psssst...
Those urine unis are that color for a reason: They're designed to hide Cal's predictable bodily reaction when stadium security personnel bar Cal's players from turning around and running right back into that tunnel before the start of any big road game.
