Fire Jim Zorn right fucking now

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Rack the rant.

I took Wash in my survivor pool this week... scary shiite. My strategy is to take either whoever is playing Detroit or St Louis until i run out of teams... Minny would have been a more relaxing pick.

The Skins' next game is at DeToilet, so expect them to not cover... maybe winning 3-2 or something.

[DamnTheCowboys]

running the ball with Portis on 4th and goal late (everyone knew he was getting the ball there)

because if he didn't he would cry all week on local radio shows. Even worse that the fact that everyone knew it was coming to him was that it was an off tackle that took five minutes to develop and never had a chance.

Santana Moss is nowhere to be found.

What? You didn't see that one first down catch he made and how he celebrated afterwards by doing that little ball-spin and then standing there and did that little motion with both hands?



That really fires up the crowd every time.

And Devin Kelly is coming along nicely. Those guys always combine for a solid 1-2 catches a game.

I'm so sick of this cast of predictable characters I could puke. Especially the main three- Moss, Portis, Campbell. Please just get rid of these three, and get rid of that QB coach that got promoted to head coach only because nobody else wanted the job.

[Sirfindafold]

The horrah.

[DallasFanatic]

All the Foreskins need to do is pay the Boys and rack up 400+ yards to jumpstart that anemic offense.

Unfortunately that doesn't happen til November. Let the thumping continue.

[Diogenes]

Dear Chris Cooley: Stick to posting photos of your half-naked wife on the internet...

You suck.

[Diogenes]

Point being?

I thought there were rules around here.

Nevermind.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I thought there were rules around here.

Wrong board. .net is where your shitty takes and porn are considered gold...

[Terry in Crapchester]

The 'Skins biggest problem is that Zorn is probably the best QB on the team. Right now.

[DallasFanatic]

I disagree. Campbell isn't setting the world on fire, but I blame the predictable play calling more than Campbell.

What do you expect when your starting quarterback has a single digit IQ? You think you can "open up" the playbook. That in itself is a challenge for Campbell.

[Paul]

The 'Skins biggest problem is that Zorn is probably the best QB on the team. Right now.

He wasn't when Chase Daniel was there.

[Shoalzie]

The Lions defense can make any struggling offense look good. If they can't put points up on them without Sims, they've got major problems. Anyone with a running back against the Lions in fantasy football should be an automatic start. Portis should be good for 125 yards and 2 tuddies.

[Tom In VA]

Are the Redskins still trying to play football ? I thought they were all becoming Dan Snyder's male models and stand up comics.

Love the newbie getting pissed at fans booing the team. Fed Ex field is a costly endeavor and Snyder sticks his prosthetic penis up the ass of every person attending the game. They have a fucking right to boo.

I've come to the conclusion that Cerrato is a plant. An operative for the groups against the Redskins name. If they compel Snyder to change the name, they'll ruin it.

WAR EARNED THE RIGHT TO BITCH

[DallasFanatic]

What is your basis for thinking Campbell is an idiot, besides the fact he's black and went to Auburn?

Not sure idiot is the right word. Completely void of any brain matter is a better description. Your scoring stats should have told you out front.

Don't worry though. He will piece it all together for the Cowboys.

[Paul]

What is your basis for thinking Campbell is an idiot, besides the fact he's black and went to Auburn?

Isn't that enough?

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

Looks like Zorn made the proper adjustments for this week.

[BSmack]

Looks like Zorn made the proper adjustments for this week.

What would that be? Did he hire a real estate agent to sell his home?

[Diogenes]

All Hail The Foreskins!


You truly have redefined the meaning of suck.

[Shoalzie]

It's about fucking time! :doh:

[stuckinia]

Absolutely horrible fucking team.

Zorn is the worst coach in the history of the NFL.

[Tom In VA]

Gotta rack that last take Screw_Michigan.

That is quite a pickle.

I seriously doubt firing Zorn will do anything short or long term.


Oh but hey, CONGRATS to Shoalzie's Lions ... RACK Shoalzie for showing us Skins fans ... we can survive this hell we're in now.

[Felix]

Dear Chris Cooley: Stick to posting photos of your half-naked wife on the internet and stop saying three field goals on five trips to the red zone is a "good day, offensively," or I'm going to be forced to buy a 47 jersey with the name "FAT, FUCKING RETARD."

FUCK THIS SHIT.

in the words of Dick Enberg- "Oh my"

[indyfrisco]

What is most pathetic is firing him wouldn't do dick for the team in the long run. No coach worth a shit wants to work for Snyder and Cerrato and that doesn't look like it will change anytime soon.

Skins = Raiders.

At least RaiderFan can see the light through the end of the tunnel. Alcula is damn near dead. GP got quite a few years left in the tank. Be ready to suck for a loooooooooong time.

[Shoalzie]

Oh but hey, CONGRATS to Shoalzie's Lions ... RACK Shoalzie for showing us Skins fans ... we can survive this hell we're in now.

Yeah, it's not been fun but I'll be honest, I don't exactly sympathize with you guys because you at least have been to the top of the mountain. Same thing with RaiderFan...at least you have championships and glory years. Our glory years were as a 8-8 and 9-7 team with one really good year sprinkled in where your Redskins throttled my Lions in the NFC title game...the closest we've been to a Super Bowl.

Experiencing a few lean years is something most teams have to deal with. We all get stuck with a bad draft pick or a bad coach and they set your franchise back for a period of time but most teams can recover. The Lions went from mediocre to morbidly bad while the mustache ran things. This team is probably a year or so away from removing his stench entirely from the franchise.

I'm not running around happy about winning yesterday because the sheep that follow this team now think our hell is over. Wrong...they barely beat a bad team. Beat the Steelers in 2 weeks...then we're talking about something. Yesterday was just one of maybe 4 or 5 wins I had pegged for this team. It's still a long way from getting better but I guess you have to start somewhere.

[Tom In VA]

I'm going to have a Darth Vaider outfit custom made in Burgundy and Gold, with an Indian headress.

[indyfrisco]

Don't forget the spikes on the shoulders. Nothing screams nightmare more than that.


^^^ Douchebag ^^^

[Diogenes]

Oh but hey, CONGRATS to Shoalzie's Lions ... RACK Shoalzie for showing us Skins fans ... we can survive this hell we're in now.

Yeah, it's not been fun but I'll be honest, I don't exactly sympathize with you guys because you at least have been to the top of the mountain. Same thing with RaiderFan...at least you have championships and glory years. Our glory years were as a 8-8 and 9-7 team with one really good year sprinkled in where your Redskins throttled my Lions in the NFC title game...the closest we've been to a Super Bowl.

Experiencing a few lean years is something most teams have to deal with. We all get stuck with a bad draft pick or a bad coach and they set your franchise back for a period of time but most teams can recover. The Lions went from mediocre to morbidly bad while the mustache ran things. This team is probably a year or so away from removing his stench entirely from the franchise.

Bobby Layne sends his regards.