CAL vs. $C..... in Strawberry Canyon

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:28 am

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:48 am

Danzig?? Fucking Danzig??

It's time for a real band to appear in one of your woebegone threads....

Dude, since you're quite obviously...

...and all Cal's hopes and dreams just got driven into...

...to the point that any prayer they had for living up to the hype is now...

...you seem to have forgotten that whenever Cal and USC get together...

...and USC will again offer them the same thing Oregon just did, which is...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:20 am

Also...

...you may want to begin...

...before Cal once again offers their usual...

...just as soon as they're again faced with getting trompled into the turf by a victorious Trojan warrior riding a...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:44 am

You know, while it may just be some old...

...that Cal will win a Rose Bowl about the same time a...

...rolls through Strawberry Canyon, the fact is Cal would have a better chance of showing up big in a big game if they had a chick named...

...standing in the pocket and trying to face the...

...when the USC front seven is in a...

...and Cal's receivers are living...

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:TROTS this fucking thread.

Nobody cares about Led Zeppelin anymore, either, old man.

Actually a lot of young people are into LZ.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:15 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:TROTS this fucking thread.

Nobody cares about Led Zeppelin anymore, either, old man.

Your incessant bitching about old music is no different than an older person turning their nose up at band you love for no other reason that it wasn't what they grew up with. Think about it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:30 pm

BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:TROTS this fucking thread.

Nobody cares about Led Zeppelin anymore, either, old man.
Your incessant bitching about old music is no different than an older person turning their nose up at band you love for no other reason that it wasn't what they grew up with. Think about it.

Actually, bri, when a band appeared really has nothing to do with it.

suck is suck, be it 1971 or 2009. Just as talent is timeless. This is why there are more 15 year old LZ fans than there are 45 year old MGMT fans. hell, I'd be willing to bet there are more 15 y.o. Zep fans than there are total MGMT stone eared followers.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:34 pm

Van, you really ought not post a Vai video that closely to an SRV video. You can literally see the soul being sucked out of the texas flood by the for the love of god video. I think it's causing damage to my screen.

Nice thumping of toolio by the way with his own stick.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:39 pm

smackaholic wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:TROTS this fucking thread.

Nobody cares about Led Zeppelin anymore, either, old man.
Your incessant bitching about old music is no different than an older person turning their nose up at band you love for no other reason that it wasn't what they grew up with. Think about it.
Actually, bri, when a band appeared really has nothing to do with it.

suck is suck, be it 1971 or 2009. Just as talent is timeless. This is why there are more 15 year old LZ fans than there are 45 year old MGMT fans. hell, I'd be willing to bet there are more 15 y.o. Zep fans than there are total MGMT stone eared followers.

Yea, that's pretty much what I was trying to say. Although Screwy takes it one step further and has a particular hostility to older music that was actually popular in its time.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:03 pm

S_M, the thread starter offered up Danzig, yet you take issue with Zeppelin??

This same thread author has also repeatedly offered up Green Day, Three Doors Down, Third Eye Blind and Men Without Hats.

So, excuse me if I feel no need to apologize for one of the best and most influential bands of all time.

Oh, and nobody cares about them anymore? Tell that to concert promotors, who are adamant in their belief following the O2 show a year or so ago that if Led Zeppelin would ever give in and do another world tour it would far and away become the biggest grossing concert tour of all time, within moments of the tour dates being announced.

While you were busy being stupid you also missed the whole point of the specific narrative inclusions in this thread.

Good job, dude. Stellar showing.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:34 pm

Returning to our regularly scheduled programming, okay...

...'cause it's time for...

...of Kevin Riley, wherein he feels like he's stuck in a...

...when his O-Line, who all seem to be wearing...

...breaks down on him again, missing one...

...after another, leaving him feeling like a...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:38 pm

But you said nobody cares about them anymore. That was your point, wasn't it?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:53 pm

Is anybody supposed to care whether you give a fuck? How is that the least bit relevant? Your original ignorance laden comment was that nobody cared about them anymore. Now it's turned into you telling us you used to like them, but they're no longer as good as they were thirty five years ago.

Ya' think?

In the meantime, who is supposed to give a fuck what you think about music anyway? Who the fuck are you to be telling anybody about music?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:33 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Like it or not, I was a big LZ fan growing up. Then a funny thing happened, I OUT GREW LZ, a band that hasn't made diddly shit in over 30 years. Still good? Yes. Still legendary? Yes. Still unparalleled? Surely. OLD FUCKING NEWS? Most definitely.

I'm sorry if you assholes are still living in the fucking 70s, but there is great music being made now and I'm not going to ignore it with the stupid fucking attitude of "all music made nowadays blows."

I sorta have to rack this sentiment. Zeppelin and Metallica (pre Black Album) are my two favorite bands of all-time. I rarely, if ever, listen to either anymore. I wouldn't say I outgrew them... there's just a limited number of times I can stomach listening to a song.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:07 pm

I don't lisen to them all that often anymore either. Not that that was ever the point of including them in this thread; or of S_M's original comment, which was that nobody cares about them anymore.

My point was to beat m2's brains in with his own medicine, as it pertained to Cal vs USC.

Danzig, vs Led Zeppelin, Vai, SRV and Jeff Beck? Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good about any of those matchups.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:26 pm

Van wrote:My point was to beat m2's brains in with his own medicine

I outgrew that a long time ago...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:28 pm

Van wrote: Danzig, vs Led Zeppelin, Vai, SRV and Jeff Beck?

You're the only one making those comparisons in this thread.

I'd tell you to get your head out the '70's, but your probably too busy primping up your perm and designing a new air-brushed epic for the side of your "van". Jesus fucking Christ, was that even the inspiration for your nic?

When I was 14, I was into Zeppelin. When I was 16, The Misfits played my city.
No contest.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:17 pm

Martyred wrote:
Van wrote: Danzig, vs Led Zeppelin, Vai, SRV and Jeff Beck?
You're the only one making those comparisons in this thread.

Yes, I am. This would likely be down to the fact that m2 posted this thread with me in mind.

See, it's a BTPCF thing, and a youtube clips ragging thing.

BTPCF has to do with college football, not curling, so I get it that you wouldn't understand.

I'd tell you to get your head out the '70's, but your probably too busy primping up your perm and designing a new air-brushed epic for the side of your "van". Jesus fucking Christ, was that even the inspiration for your nic?

Let me see if I got this straight: The Denim Warrior with the Dan Haggerty wannabe look is saying someone else is stuck in the '70s?

Dude, look in the mirror. You're something straight out of a Bachman-Turner Overdrive time warp.

Btw, my nic here isn't a nic. It's the name that appears on my birth certificate. When I registered here I didn't bother to come up with some cute nic.

When I was 14, I was into Zeppelin. When I was 16, The Misfits played my city.
No contest.

What is this, a Bryan Adams song? How old were you when you got your first real six string?

Anyway, you forgot the part about when you were in your thirties. You know, when you utterly embarrassed yourself on the internet by posting unintentionally hilarious pics of your unfortunate attempt to date a full grown woman.

No contest.

Anyway, comparing The Misfits to Zeppelin automatically renders moot any opinions you may ever wish to express.

Adding to your charming lack of self-awareness you have now officially tacked on "tasteless, simple and stupid" to your Denim Warrior's badass internet persona.

Have a nice day, and try not to acid wash anything this week.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:21 pm

Van wrote: What is this, a Bryan Adams song? How old were you when you got your first real six string?

The summer of '69.

Those were the best days of my life.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:20 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Van wrote: What is this, a Bryan Adams song? How old were you when you got your first real six string?
The summer of '69.

Those were the best days of my life.

Don't make me run to you. I'll cut you like a knife.

But it feels so right.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:24 pm

Have a nice day, and try not to acid wash anything this week.

sig worthy.

thanks.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:27 am

Papa Willie wrote:Don't you feel kind of "dirty" doing this with Brian Adams songs? I know I do.

That's sayin' somethin'.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:50 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: Like it or not, I was a big LZ fan growing up. Then a funny thing happened, I OUT GREW LZ, a band that hasn't made diddly shit in over 30 years. Still good? Yes. Still legendary? Yes. Still unparalleled? Surely. OLD FUCKING NEWS? Most definitely.

You grew up?

Whatever, you never outgrow the classics and you pay homage to what came before you.

WAR the present respecting the past.

Rack Van, btw.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:57 am

Van wrote:
Btw, my nic here isn't a nic. It's the name that appears on my birth certificate. When I registered here I didn't bother to come up with some cute nic.

you've probably got every word in the english language on your birth certificate and a fifty foot transport in lieu of a wallet to pull it around with you.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:16 am

Van wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Van wrote: Danzig, vs Led Zeppelin, Vai, SRV and Jeff Beck?
You're the only one making those comparisons in this thread.
Yes, I am. This would likely be down to the fact that m2 posted this thread with me in mind.

You truly are mentally ill.

Hate to break it to you... but, it was really about Cal pounding the shit out of the slowcals.

Nice hijack though.... Spammie.

If you spent as much time with your wife and not the keyboard... maybe she wouldn't be in the predicament she's in.

Sometimes it's best to get outside "your own head" to see what is really going on.

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:42 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:
Van wrote:
Btw, my nic here isn't a nic. It's the name that appears on my birth certificate. When I registered here I didn't bother to come up with some cute nic.
you've probably got every word in the english language on your birth certificate and a fifty foot transport in lieu of a wallet to pull it around with you.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I almost fell outta my chair.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:48 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:I almost fell outta my chair.

Not seen in picture- UT Cadaver squad

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:41 pm

And yet somehow more people still care about them than any band that's out today.

Hmmm.

S_M, why do you assume this is an either-or deal here? Why should liking Zeppelin preclude liking other things, including current bands, which seems to be your bizarre position here.

See, I currently listen to Joe Bonamassa, Daniel Castro and Guthrie Govan far more than I listen to Zeppelin, and those three are current acts. I'd hazard a guess that most folks here who like Zeppelin also like any number of current acts.

Do you have a point at all to make here, other than the one about how you don't want to listen to older music? 'Cause you surely must realize that that's a point which is utterly worthless to make. It has no bearing on anything other than what one might expect to hear playing in your car, which is a discussion topic nobody's entertaining.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:49 pm

Nice job on the quick edit to avoid ELEMONATION, Van.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:52 pm

I listen to everything except the newer country. Right now, I'm on an 80's kick. But hey, it's the music I grew up with. I don't think anyone can deny that Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, etc., etc., influenced most artists in some way.

I don't knock anyone for disliking what I like or for liking what I don't. To each their own, I guess.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:11 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:You senile, geritrol-addled fucks just don't want to admit it: Nobody gives a fuck about the music of your youths. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

"Nobody"???

You mean other than the millions of people who buy and download Zep, Flyd, Stones and Beatles albums? You mean other than the millions of people who just dropped 200+ bones on Beatles Rockband? Not to mention the millions upon millions who still buy tickets and merchandise for these acts?

Hey, I appreciate you hawking new music. And there are a lot of phenomenal acts releasing new music who deserve, at the very least, a fair listen by the older folks on this board. But you make yourself the fool when you claim that "nobody" cares about 60s, 70s & 80s bands. The numbers are simply irrefutable.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Nice job on the quick edit to avoid ELEMONATION, Van.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!

How did you ever catch that, anyway?? I fixed that bitch, like, instantly.

Ever since Walt Hazzard and the Dukes Of Hazzard became part of my consciousness I've been screwing up hazard-hazzard. My eyes apparently just refuse to see 'hazzard' as being wrong, but I've gotten it down now to where I've somewhat catalogued in my brain those words which I always screw up. I've gotten to where I now automatically scan for those words whenever I go back to edit my own shit.

When I edit for other people I never have any problems whatsoever catching those things, but when I edit my own shit I have to be much more careful since the eye sees what it expects to see.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:27 pm

'Spray wrote:I listened to just a little of that MGMT, and honestly - I'd imagine that having an Audi factory built in my cock hole would provide more pleasure.

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAA!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:31 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: I don't understand why it's so hard for you simpleminded douchebags to understand. I know that was in your 20s, and in your mind, that will always be the greatest music. I get that. But I refuse to live in the past.

No, it was in my tweens.

And judging by your mindset, 20 years from now you'll be telling kids just how fucking great MGMT or whatever is the latest fag band you follow, was.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:47 am

Why isn't this in the CFB forum??

Cal still has a football team????? Well fuckin' A!

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:55 am

Shit, m2 hasn't even posted in the CF forum since the beatdown occured, and he's clearly able to, should he want to.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:57 am

Just wanted to RACK m2 and Van for the thread. Great stuff.

Danzig brings a certain nostalgia for stupidity of being 18, young dumb and ....

The rest .....

Classic.

That chick bassist, hot.

This thread is outstanding.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:19 am

Van wrote:Shit, m2 hasn't even posted in the CF forum since the beatdown occured, and he's clearly able to, should he want to.

which beatdown?

toolio's entire existence on these boards is one continuous boardwide sodomization of him and his assorted shit trolls.

gotta hand it to him though, he's like rocky asking apollo for more.

i honestly believe he thinks we will eventually punch ourselves out.

he's wrong.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:25 am

The REAL FOLK never gets old.