HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) - Police say a bank robbery attempt in Hillsboro failed after a teller told the woman who handed her a threatening note that she couldn't read the handwriting.
According to police, a 30-year-old woman walked into a Wells Fargo bank branch Wednesday and handed a teller a note that said, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious."
The teller told the woman she couldn't read the writing. While the woman stepped away to rewrite her note on a bank slip, the teller hit a silent alarm and the bank manager intervened, asking the woman how he could help her.
Police and FBI agents soon arrived and arrested the woman; police say she was under the influence of drugs.
Smackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.
don't move, i have a gub
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!
Good to see your IKYABWAI shit is not limited to just the NFL forum. Did you visit KC lately? Perhaps you got a phone call from a telemarketer with an 816 prefix? Did you watch a Royals game on TV?
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!
Good to see your IKYABWAI shit is not limited to just the NFL forum. Did you visit KC lately? Perhaps you got a phone call from a telemarketer with an 816 prefix? Did you watch a Royals game on TV?
None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!
Mikey wrote:Cosmo Kramer -- the Magic Eight Ball of smack.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
WAAAAAY back....and it's GONE! jiminphilly goes yard on Cosmo's dome!
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?
The only thing lodged deep inside is a cock in your ass or a twinkie in your mouth....you my friend are not in my dome.....you're a HUGE HUGE HUGE target and I'm taking my shot.........I mean you were fucking banned from this dump.....that says volumes about you.
R-Jack wrote:
With it's roots in Kansas City and it's widespread appeal all over, it appears that IKYABWAI is the BBQ sauce of paste eating retards everywhere.
Speaking of KC and BBQ, this week-end is the American Royal BBQ, the greatest BBQ contest on the planet, of which I shall attend.
If you fucksticks are lucky, I might do my first PET.
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?
Enough said.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Updated: 9:18 am EDT October 2, 2009
HILLSBORO, Ore. -- A 30-year-old woman tried to rob a bank Wednesday by handing a teller a threatening note, but police said the teller couldn't read her handwriting, reported television station KPTV in Portland, Ore.
Police said Stephanie Martin walked into a Wells Fargo bank in Hillsboro and handed the teller a note that read, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious."
The teller told Martin she couldn't read the handwriting, police said. Martin then walked to a counter and re-wrote the note on a bank slip, according to Lt. Mike Rouches, of the Hillsboro Police Department.
The teller then hit the silent alarm and the bank's manager asked how he could help Martin, Rouches said.
Martin then said she wanted to open an account with the bank, according to officers.
Police and FBI agents arrived at the scene and arrested Martin, who police determined was under the influence of drugs, Rouches said.
At least she had a good reason for the $300.
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