2009 Heisman

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Vito Corleone
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Re: 2009 Heisman

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You don't get it though, Colt has pretty much looked like shit in just about every game he played in. Shipley has been dominate in every game including the punt returns where he is turning into one of the best, if not the best in the country. Outside of Dez Bryant I don't see a single receiver that has anything on Shipley.
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Yeah, but Colt has a hot looking sister, or girlfriend, or something, plus he saved an entire village of orphans or some shit when he was in high school.

Also, he's a guy named Colt, playing QB for Texas, and they interview his parents a lot.

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Plus it is rumored that he is room mates with the son of his dad's former college room mate.
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He's also got a little bit of the John Elway "I can bite a wall!" thing going on, which never hurts.
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Re: 2009 Heisman

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Vito Corleone wrote:Outside of Dez Bryant I don't see a single receiver that has anything on Shipley.
As a returner? You might be right. As a receiver? No fucking way.
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