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The Boys are back in town.
I don't feel overly confident about the Boys ability to march into Invesco and open up a can of whoop ass, but they should be able to take care of business. Back to back games of over 200 yards rushing is a quarterbacks best friend, and they'll need to do it again to limit the mistakes of Mr. Romo.
The defense really stepped it up in the second half last night, and word had it that Wade actually got pretty pissed during his halftime rant. Thats what the Boys needed for, oh lets just say, the past 3 years.
Dallas offense will be efficient.
Dallas defense uses Orton as a tackling dummy.
Boys 23
Donks 13
I don't feel overly confident about the Boys ability to march into Invesco and open up a can of whoop ass, but they should be able to take care of business. Back to back games of over 200 yards rushing is a quarterbacks best friend, and they'll need to do it again to limit the mistakes of Mr. Romo.
The defense really stepped it up in the second half last night, and word had it that Wade actually got pretty pissed during his halftime rant. Thats what the Boys needed for, oh lets just say, the past 3 years.
Dallas offense will be efficient.
Dallas defense uses Orton as a tackling dummy.
Boys 23
Donks 13
Re: Hide your plungers Donkfan
I can't disagree with this
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I hope you're right DF....it's about time those overacheivers in Dungver get knocked down a few notches.
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Dallas has not beaten anyone who's actually won a game this year.
Couple this with Jones out, Barber probably out, Romo being Romo facing a real pash rush (2-3 picks), and Monday night home winner traveling the following week. Too easy.
Denver wins. Handily. 27-13.
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Denver wins. Handily. 27-13.
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While I think your final numbers are a bit off, your reasoning is not out of this realm. I think Barber is going to play. Rumors are circling that he was pretty pissed about not being activated for last monday's game. I don't think Wade and company will piss him off again. If the chance that Barber does not suit up, I have all the confidence in the world in Choice. Dude has put up some good numbers against amazing defenses last year.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Dallas has not beaten anyone who's actually won a game this year.Couple this with Jones out, Barber probably out, Romo being Romo facing a real pash rush (2-3 picks), and Monday night home winner traveling the following week. Too easy.
Denver wins. Handily. 27-13.
While Dallas has played competitive football against one of the best teams in the NFL, the Broncos haven't. They will Sunday afternoon, and I think it may set the tone for a downward 5 game spiral for them. Their schedule is absolutely brutal.
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If Romo remembers which team to pass to, Dallas should take care of business on the road.
If not, it will get ugly.
If not, it will get ugly.
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well not handily, but nice call....looks like the Denver defense is fer reals...Orton still looks like a lumbering oaf out there at time, but with some decent receivers he looks a hell of a lot better than he ever did in chicagoucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Denver wins. Handily.
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The Dongholes are going to get cunt-punted in this one.
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This game was just a minor speed bump on the Cowboys' path to the Super Bowl. They just had a couple bad bounces, and could've easily hung 75 on the scoreboard. Romo got this one bad game out of his system, but it's back to his automatic 300 yards and 3 TDs next week. This final score indicates nothing. This team's greatness transcends actual results.
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Wow.
Just wow.
Unfortunately it hit me like a ton of bricks yesterday. The Cowboys are in a very similar situation as..........
You guessed it, the Raiders. A fairly decent team with the exception of the quarterback. Romo flat out sucks. Missing receiver after receiver, fumbling, throwing picks, yadda yadda yadda. Same ole story week after week has this fan singing the blues.
The big question will be this. Will Jerry take the same route as Big Al, and keep starting this piece of crap cause he doled out the cash, or will he swallow his pride and start Jon Kitna to help jump start this jalopy?
My guess is the former, and that will lead to 8-8, or possibly 7-9.
Just wow.
Unfortunately it hit me like a ton of bricks yesterday. The Cowboys are in a very similar situation as..........
You guessed it, the Raiders. A fairly decent team with the exception of the quarterback. Romo flat out sucks. Missing receiver after receiver, fumbling, throwing picks, yadda yadda yadda. Same ole story week after week has this fan singing the blues.
The big question will be this. Will Jerry take the same route as Big Al, and keep starting this piece of crap cause he doled out the cash, or will he swallow his pride and start Jon Kitna to help jump start this jalopy?
My guess is the former, and that will lead to 8-8, or possibly 7-9.
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Romo is already in playoff form in October. Nice!!!!
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I almost called it.Diogenes wrote:If Romo remembers which team to pass to, Dallas should take care of business on the road.
If not, it will get ugly.
I should have added remember how to pass.
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Diogenes wrote:I almost called it.
"Calling it" would actually entail predicting the outcome of the game.
Do you call your bookie and say..."Well, if Romo does well then I want Dallas, but if he doesn't then give me 50 times on Denver."
Face it, you're a fucking joke. You know nothing about football. You know nothing about betting.
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Don't panic at 2-2. They'll be 3-2 after next week and heading into a bye. Basically they have two straight bye weeks coming up before Romo punks Matt Ryan in Big D.DallasFanatic wrote:. A fairly decent team with the exception of the quarterback. Romo flat out sucks.
Some things from yesterday- Wade has that defense rolling despite bad tackling on that one play. Bradie James just pops out of nowhere and comes in on run blitzes, makes tackles, and flies around. He's what this defense is all about- young, fluid, fresh, and flying to the ball. Then you have the excellent veteren Brooking who was making plays and goring his coaches on the sideline he was so pumped up. When I saw that, I was thinking, "this defense will be top five by December."
Let's also remember that a banged-up Barbarian still scored a TD and was kicking the shit out of people on third and short. Romo was out of sync, but this was his first visit to that stadium and was having trouble with the altitudes and the ball was floating and getting away from him. And that play on 4th and 3? Not enough people are talking about that play. only Tony Romo escapes the pressure that had been on him all day (nice work, offensive line
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Is that right?Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Don't panic at 2-2. They'll be 3-2 after next week and heading into a bye. Basically they have two straight bye weeks coming up before Romo punks Matt Ryan in Big D.
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Is out of sync some kind of code for sucking donkey dick?Romo was out of sync...
I thought Ryan Leaf had kidnapped the dude and stolen his uni.
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Re: Hide your plungers Donkfan
Btw
while I didn't post in this thread, I did have Dungver at +3 as one of my best bets of the week.
+3 at Piled High, are you kidding me? I don't care how bad the mules stink, that's a tough place for visting teams to play.
Easy money.
while I didn't post in this thread, I did have Dungver at +3 as one of my best bets of the week.
+3 at Piled High, are you kidding me? I don't care how bad the mules stink, that's a tough place for visting teams to play.
Easy money.
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look, if I was taunting you, your statement would have some traction, but I was merely pointing out the fact your prediction was wrong-just as were my congrats to ucant on his predictionmvscal wrote:
And after the game the cowardly faggot, Feelsdix, crawls out from under his rock to claim BODE in his never ending quest to further the frontiers of bitchdom.
you need to calm the fuck down there tiger and quit taking everything so personal
but I'll tell you what, I'll make a prediciton on the next Denver game and if I lose you can come back and make fun of me if that will make you feel better about yourself
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Felix wrote:but I'll tell you what, I'll make a prediciton on the next Denver game...
I may have an interest in that prediction...
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: there's no way I'm gonna be walking around some douchebag's farm all lost and shit, missing Denver "cunt-punt"* the Patsies in this one.
FTFY/~prediction~
* honestly, I liked mvscal much better when he wasn't trying to imitate raiduh james
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Posts like this make me thank God for my wife. She's as into the Steelers as I and totally understands why it is simply not acceptable to miss the game.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Felix wrote:but I'll tell you what, I'll make a prediciton on the next Denver game...
I may have an interest in that prediction...![]()
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