Ok Cubs and Asstro fans, it's that time again.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:06 pm

sig bet for both!

* prime, double sig bet, Tejas @ MU is other sig bet! any other horn fans can get in on it also!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:11 pm

I suspect that by the end of this season we all will have grown up and stop posting on message boards.

In case that doesn't happen, I predict Kerry Wood's arm will retire.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:08 am

You know it. This time try not to make a board bet that gets ya thrown out so these bets can be held in check.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:23 am

Unless McGriddles become a banned substance in baseball and Ray King is thrown out of the league, the Cards will pwn.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:02 pm

Have you fools met Ezequiel Astacio? You will! Dude is one fire this spring, and with Redding being shipped looks to be setting himself up as the 5th starter. Look for him to start Triple-A and be brought up just before April 17th (the first time the Astros would need the 5th starter). With Berkman on the bench, it'll be a shaky start, but our pitching should be enough to shut you clowns up!

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:10 pm

Headhunter wrote:Have you fools met Ezequiel Astacio? You will! Dude is one fire this spring, and with Redding being shipped looks to be setting himself up as the 5th starter. Look for him to start Triple-A and be brought up just before April 17th (the first time the Astros would need the 5th starter). With Berkman on the bench, it'll be a shaky start, but our pitching should be enough to shut you clowns up!

I love the passion!

But Florida is the only team with a prayer of beating the Cardinals.

Sooooo, I am OUT on this bet.

We are simply outwhataburgered on this one.

Gotta love this Luke Scott kid though.

Felchie3412 · Post by **Felchie3412** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:54 pm

PrimeX wrote:You know it. This time try not to make a board bet that gets ya thrown out so these bets can be held in check.

Fuck that. I'm betting on the ASSTROLLS to fweep the Giants in some meaningless weekend series in April.
I'm betting on the Cards to take a meaningless series in Aug against the Rockies.
Other proposed Sig Bets:
*Johnny Damon won't cheat on his wife.
*Randy Johnson won't grow a pube mohawk to defy "The Boss's" policy on hair and Bernie Williams will not lovingly trim it every day.
*Kerry Wood will pitch 220+ innings.
*The Royals will win the AL Central.
*Barry Bond's nuts are bigger than your average 6 month old baby's ---> DIS will measure both.

Who wants in on this action?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:49 pm

Felchie3412 wrote: *The Royals will win the AL Central.

Another becomes mesmerized by the mystical spinning crown.

Testify, my brother.

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:59 pm

orcinus wrote:
Felchie3412 wrote: *The Royals will win the AL Central.
Another becomes mesmerized by the mystical spinning crown.

Testify, my brother.

Three in a row this week, Anderson has a scoreless inning streak going, Runelvys and his bionic elbow are back, things look good. I don't even have to mention Lima Time.

:?

Frank Football · Post by **Frank Football** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:08 am

Going to the CUB home opener on Friday v. Brewers in the cold aand rain! Can't wait for a frosty cup of suds and some CUBS baseball after the long winter!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:09 pm

In. Representing the Astros.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:19 pm

Fuck. I don't know who to pick for opening night. Oswalt is an amazing pitcher, but the Astros lineup is amazingly weak. Who is in the outfeld? How old are biggio and bagwell? There isn't a single bat in that lineup.

Astros are fuct for the first month of the year. After thatm they are probably fuct.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:25 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Who is in the outfeld?

Who is on second. Luke, Jason Lane and Willy Taveras are most likely the starters. I see you shaking.

How old are biggio and bagwell? There isn't a single bat in that lineup.

Like old enough to retire? I see you shaking.

Astros are fuct for the first month of the year. After thatm they are probably fuct.

Pitching and speed, bitch. I see you shaking.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:47 pm

PrimeX wrote:I see you shaking.

That's coz the Cubs dropped 7 on the DBacks in 1 2/3.

Alkie · Post by **Alkie** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:20 pm

Rack! Jim Edmonds, Astros Killa.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:24 am

Alkie wrote:Rack! Jim Edmonds, Astros Killa.

word. WAR THE SHITHOLE BALLPARK BEING USED AGAINST YOU.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:49 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Alkie wrote:Rack! Jim Edmonds, Astros Killa.
word. WAR THE SHITHOLE BALLPARK BEING USED AGAINST YOU.

Shithole? Visit the place then open your jobless mouf, bitch, Minute Maid is the shit. Seriously...Fuck, your girls play in Busch, The ultimate cement jungle shithole park. You squaking about a shithole ballpark is like saying Budweiser is the King of Beers without laughing or grinning. Does that even make sense?

PISSEDM, FUCK YES!

No, not because our AAA squad lost...because I had to leave in the seventh inning thanks to the nasty nachos that gave me the squirts. I was gonna start a thread asking, "Ever been to a game and had to leave because you had to shit?"

Well I did. UnFUCKING cool. It even smells like cheese....

ummm, cheese...

PS- We need a new rule allowing Bagwell to kick the ball to second. I feel embarassed for him.

PPS- PLATE UMPIRE BLOWS BLEEDING BUTTOCKS!

-Beers good. Why must they flow so smoothly? 7am is teh SUX0RZZZZ!

Oh, please take me out of the signature contest-btw

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:51 am

that short left field
that hill in center
that train

Bode Busch.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:53 am

That mole on the left slinky.
The small hairs around the nipples.
The way one fist just doesn't cut it.

'Bode your mom.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:54 am

I meant Dinsdale's mom. Sorry. I get confused with all of your WHORE MOMS!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:29 pm

Baggie should learn to pick the ball up with his mouth and spit it like a watermelon seed!

Payback tonight, bitches.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:51 pm

Headhunter wrote:Payback tonight, bitches.

What, Beltran comes back tonight?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:20 pm

Beltran's washed up. Did we forget to tell you that? It's all about Luke ScottWalker and his plans to destroy the train with mad bombs.

Didn't you get the memo? Should been with your TPS report!

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:23 pm

Alkie wrote:Rack! Jim Edmonds, Astros Killa.

rack I will uppercut you to death

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:04 am

Rack all four of your squibblers today. The AAAstros pwnd your Marquisveres this afternoon...and it didn't cost me $50 and a seventh inning 'slip out to shit' to watch it.

pwndpwndpwnd

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:25 pm

Headhunter wrote:Payback tonight, bitches.

Genius take!