Let's go Tigger Backer

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:31 am

Adel, Wagon, Truman,....

...hope I didn't miss anyone,...
Your kind has been pretty much been taking very much shit now that you've had game on dear ole' Nebber the past two seasons....(I had to include Callahan's last year in that streak, Kevin Cosgrove..) and I guess rightfully so, when you've been raised on Corn kickings for so long, you get pretty frisky with a couple wins.

Well gentlemen (or whatever it is you're called by those who know you best) prepare yourselves for the new "braskie" We will play a physical game. You haven't seen that for 6 years from Nebraska. No one else did either.
([rumor]God please don't let the team have the flu[/rumor])
And we play faster than anytime during the Cosgrove disaster. We lack experiance in some key areas, we need to know how to win on the road in a game that COUNTS!
The worst thing if I were a Missouri fan (thank-you Almighty One); is that the Nebraska players REALLY want to atone for the near miss, we GAVE THE GAME AWAY,... in Blacksburg. They know the importance of a "signature" win...or at least a win that will play a huge role in the division title.

So with the game in Columbia, I'm a bit apprehensive, but I really think because we run the ball better than Mizzou and have a better front 4 defensively, by a pretty large margin, I think we win. NU will try to get pressure with 4 on Gabbert most of the game and focus on stopping the run..I hope they do that..yeah I said stop the run. If MU needs to throw to win, they'll lose. Pelini proved it @ Texas Tech last year, (yeah ANOTHER heart breaking OT loss in Lubbock.) This team is better defensively, and as good as Gabbert is, (and will be) he ain't Graham Harrell just yet.

I really hope the weather isn't a factor for no other reason than I want to see who is the better team.
I'd wish you luck but fuck that..

So anyway I want to throw down a sig bet if anyone wants to play.. kitty?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:43 am

Adelpiero gambled away all his money, went into debt, couldn't take it anymore so he committed suicide. He will not be missed.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:31 am

Mace wrote:
TheJON wrote:Adelpiero gambled away all his money, went into debt, couldn't take it anymore so he committed suicide. He will not be missed.
Those are good reasons to drink more, not kill yourself.

How do you drink if you don't have any money?

I thought gambling addiction was a leading cause of suicide.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:48 am

No, it's second to being a Royals fan.

FTFY

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:57 am

Cornhusker wrote: the Nebraska players REALLY want to atone for the near miss, we GAVE THE GAME AWAY,... in Blacksburg.

Tough shit, bugeater fan. Tigerfan cries for you, but atonement isn't coming in this game.

Charles Manson wants atonement but he's not getting out of jail anytime soon and neither will the fricking corn escape Columbia w/o a severe assbeating. We will never forget that kicked ball anymore than we'll forget the 5th down. We'll run the score up unmercifully on you faggy butt lickers.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:06 am

Pulling for MU here. The more north losses for Nebbish, the better. They miss Texas. KU and MU don't.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:37 am

Degenerate wrote:Pulling for MU here. The more north losses for Nebbish, the better. They miss Texas. KU and MU don't.

Typical jaysquawk fan, hoping somebody else takes care of their business.

Us mighty Mizzou fans, we welcome the challenge.

Btw, KU rooting for MU, that's just sick dawg. I'd prefer you not do that ever again. I feel all slimed now.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:57 pm

should be an interesting game. otherwise, not a great first weekend of conference play outside the rubber neck factor of CU at Texas, at least around these parts. Buffs are 30 point dogs. last time they were 30 point dogs? you got it....against UT in the 05 Big XII champ game. that score: 70-3. the straw that broke Barnett's back....Buff fans I know are kind of hoping for a repeat coach killing favor from Mack. though, with all the saccharine huggy bear love in the newspapers this week between Cody and Mack and the RRS nest week i might look at taking the points on a CU garbage time cover.

i like NU's experience on the road....but I'll take MU in a close one.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:08 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Degenerate wrote:Pulling for MU here. The more north losses for Nebbish, the better. They miss Texas. KU and MU don't.
Typical jaysquawk fan, hoping somebody else takes care of their business.

Us mighty Mizzou fans, we welcome the challenge.

Btw, KU rooting for MU, that's just sick dawg. I'd prefer you not do that ever again. I feel all slimed now.

Hah, tough luck. I'm all-out MU fan tonight. I'm fixin' to bring my Yosemite Sam mudflaps, Matt Kenseth hat, and tin of Copenhagen to Harpo's in Westport. I believe tonight is half-off all Bud pitchers if you bring your timecard.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:12 pm

Degenerate wrote:Hah, tough luck. I'm all-out MU fan tonight. I'm fixin' to bring my Yosemite Sam mudflaps, Matt Kenseth hat, and tin of Copenhagen to Harpo's in Westport. I believe tonight is half-off all Bud pitchers if you bring your timecard.

Bwaaa! Timecard smack on Wags. That's new.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:32 pm

This one is interesting from a betting perspective. NU is 4-0 ATS this year, but we all know the legend of the Thursday night dog by now. Something's got to give. I'll be rooting for Mizzou, but I think the 'skers will squeak this one out.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:25 pm

Calling my shot now: Gabbert gets his box kicked in early by Suh and Turner and starts lobbing "don't hit me" ducks everytime he hears footsteps. Huskers intercept at least 3 and take at least 1 to the house. Roy Helu goes over a hunnerd by halftime and Lee throws for at least 250 due to lack of pressure in the pocket. People underrate the O-line this year and they will step up big-time tonight. Nebraska wants this motherfucker and they want it bad. Mizzou's season takes a big dent as they lose at home by at least 20.

U can bet your ass the NU staff wants to see Gabbert on his back frequently and I haven't seen Nebraska players playing this hard for a coach since Osborne left. I feel good about this one.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:34 pm

H4ever wrote:
U can bet your ass the NU staff wants to see Gabbert on his back frequently

now, that's an interesting point.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:13 pm

King Crimson wrote:
H4ever wrote:
U can bet your ass the NU staff wants to see Gabbert on his back frequently
now, that's an interesting point.

Coaching staff? Still sounds bad, ha. A BIG RED staff.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:20 pm

H4ever wrote:Huskers intercept at least 3 and take at least 1 to the house.

Gabbert hasn't thrown one INT in four games thus far (his entire career, basically) yet you're calling for at least 3?

Did you start drinking early today in anticipation of this game?

Probably a good thing, since you'll be looking to drown your sorrows later tonight... if you haven't already thrown in the towell and passed out by halftime, that is.

Lee throws for at least 250

Not likely that either QB throws for much tonight. Been raining hard all day in KC, a bitter ass cold rain. Probably will be worse in Columbia and the field in not so great shape.

Nope, I look for a low scoring slug fest with the team that's able to run the ball best coming out on top, and DW is about due to go the fuck off on your pinkshirts. Game may well be decided on special teams play and FG's.

I like our chances and I'll call it 23-17 Mizzou.

Nebraska wants this motherfucker and they want it bad. Mizzou's season takes a big dent as they lose at home by at least 20.

oooh.... they want it bad... guess that changes everything, since by that rationale Mizzou must not give a fuck.

Jeebus, you are drunk as a skunk already.

Put your sig where your mouth is, sparky. Two week bet.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:27 pm

I certainly believe there are a few folks that probbly wanna shot at Gabbert.
But I think he did it right, the "coaching staff" was a goner and he knew it a soon as anyone. He didn't know who he'd be playing for mostly because Watson wasn't a done deal to stay and we know he committed to him; because of him.
So I'm sure everyone on the defensive side wants a shot just because it's a QB more-so than it's Gabbert.
Besides, you piss off mama Gabbert and her baby boy's gonna de-commit for sure.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:51 pm

Hope HuskerFan bought LOTS of Old Milwaukee to drown their sorrows....this one's not going to go their way either.

Mizzou- 28
Bugaha- 17

....and Gabbert STILL doesn't have an INT. :wink:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:36 pm

It's Thursday night...BOARDWagon night.

Me, I'm rooting Corn all the way. The Blackshirt Penii are fully engorged, and hopelessly DRY. The only lube War Wagon and the Tiggers are getting tonight is blood...which will run copiously down the backs, if they are lucky.

BTW - look out, Corn...the Tiggers will be groping for reacharounds...IKYAWBAI, don't you know.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:46 pm

all i know is MU fan better not leave any steaks left on their plate....

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:48 pm

PSUFAN wrote:The only lube War Wagon and the Tiggers are getting tonight is blood...which will run copiously down the backs, if they are lucky.
.

so this is like a bradhusker upside down dry fuck. wow.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:52 pm

damn, i thought this game started at 6 MST.

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:45 am

My prediction close to game time. I think NU flusters Gabbert in the sloppy rain and makes it a long night for him. Maybe I'm smoking crack, but my pick is:

NU 24
MU 10

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:55 am

Cornhusker wrote: Besides, you piss off mama Gabbert and her baby boy's gonna de-commit for sure.

That will happen regardless.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:58 am

PSUFAN wrote: BTW - look out, Corn...the Tiggers will be groping for reacharounds...IKYAWBAI, don't you know.

Idiot, go suck off a Hawkeye.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:06 am

speaking from experience, i think Mizzou fan ought to sit back a little and talk smack less.

you guys aren't that good at running your mouth at BTPCF. mos def working a deficit of smack in the last 3-4 years.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:21 am

some great weather for this one....

this is gonna be mess.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:30 am

penalties killing both teams so far...

The rain will end by the 2nd half.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:50 am

rain looking like REAL factor now.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:00 am

like Landry Jones, Gabbert is no Chase Wonderful right now.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:12 am

Who the hell could see a DEFENSIVE STRUGGLE coming out of this game? Zack Lee looks like he's been hanging out with JaMoolie Russell....Tommie Frazier, he's certainly NOT.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:14 am

This is a battle of survival and trying to impose your will on the other team.

Just nasty conditions, Rack the Mizzou faithful who are enduring this.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:29 am

War Wagon wrote:Idiot, go suck off a Hawkeye.

In!

-sin,
noJ

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:33 am

FUCKING.

GUTSY.

CALL.

.....or incredibly fucking STUPID- oh fuck, they're reviewing whether Gabbert got in! SHIT!!!!

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:42 am

GODDAMN we needed that TD....sooner or later that Bugaha QB is gonna stop missing wide-ass open receivers and hopefully it'll be MUCH MUCH later.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:46 am

King Crimson wrote:speaking from experience, i think Mizzou fan ought to sit back a little and talk smack less.

you guys aren't that good at running your mouth at BTPCF. mos def working a deficit of smack in the last 3-4 years.

Btw KC

I'm quite certain I've earned the right to talk as much smack as I want around here... quite certain... reset a few good men.

We've got Huskerfan calling for a 20 point win.

What? That shall not pass.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:51 am

Paul wrote:FUCKING.

GUTSY.

CALL.

.....or incredibly fucking STUPID- oh fuck, they're reviewing whether Gabbert got in! SHIT!!!!

We'll go with the call on the field, Paul.

Yeah, that was BIG BALLS. I couldn't believe that shit, but it worked.

Pinkel = you go boy.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:53 am

War Wagon wrote:
Btw KC

I'm quite certain I've earned the right to talk as much smack as I want around here... quite certain... .

not against OU you don't.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:58 am

No, I've earned that right as well.

Good thing for OU your broke dick team misses MU this year, because we wanted some of that poontang.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:03 am

War Wagon wrote:No, I've earned that right as well.

Good thing for OU your broke dick team misses MU this year, because we wanted some of that poontang.

dream on, sweet pea. until you do it....it's just the dry-hump pillow for you.

with Chase (can't handle the OU blitz), that was your chance to make it relevant and you couldn't come through how many times.....3, 4?

OU put you in the dog sack how many times?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:04 am

This JUST in, Bugaha: your QB sucks. BADLY.