Win over an sad Seattle team.
Win over a St. Louis team battling for a 0-16 record.
Win (barely) over a Cardinal team missing one thousand yard receiver and with another playing hurt and limited reps.
Lose to Minnesota.
Let's just give them the Lombardi now.
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
The Last American Liberal.
A rookie wide receiver coming off a foot surgery, who sat out of OTAs, training camp and missed the first 4 weeks of the regular season and he is just going to step in an become the last piece of the puzzle for the Niners? He may be a factor- by week 11... The only reason he might help this season is the Niners play in such a shit division that they don't need to win that many games to make the playoffs. By next season- you might have an argument- but he has to learn the playbook, get a rapport with Hill, adjust to the speed of the game, etc... before he'll be any good to the team.
Also- christening them as possibly the best team in the NFL? Who have they beaten again?
Glad to see things haven't changed much in my time away...
right before you hang yourself, again, in multiple threads and forums.
Didn't we retire the Cryan Ryan award?
May be time for a comeback.
Truer words have never been spoken. Da Troof is really Da GOOF.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
BSmack wrote:Where do you fit on the tree? Oh I know, you're the FAT FUCKING RETARD of the tard family.
....and the tree-hugging anklebiter chimes in. Ponderous.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
mvscal wrote:At least we all learned that 3-1 = 1.5. Who knew?
I guess that means you still think 1-2 =0 ?
You really should avoid math, dipshit. But for the record...
Where [x] represents absolute value of x
W1 and L1 are the wins and losses of leaders
W2 and L2 are the wins and losses of trailer
Gb is the number of games back
([W1-W2]+[L1-L2])/2=Gb
If you still don't get it, I'm unsurprised.
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
The Last American Liberal.
Yeah, I'm sure nobody here has been dialed in to the fact that Oakland has sucked hind tit for 6+ years, thanks.
Why don't you pull down your Ren' Faire Three Musketeer knickerbockers and gaze just south of your belly button and I'll dial you in to a fact that the board is all too aware of?
You got short-changed a dick.
Yw.
And btw, dickless, the only reason any hetero male would attend a Ren' Faire event is because his fat, four-toothed, mammy and his hen-pecked Nancyboy dork dad have dragged him along.
I'm pretty sure a Star Wars Convention -- with the great James Doohan as the headliner -- attracts fewer social squirrels than these faggot-in-the-woods gathering you are so proud of.
Giving a quick glance around and noticing that half the dudes are prancing around in skirt-like gear would be enough to send 99% of us to the exit.
But not m2.
Pavlovian Doggie Style, mulling around with fellow skirt-wearing Dungeons and Dragons half-wits prompts his anus to drip.
Do yourself a favor and place your empty skull under the Ren' Faire gullotine, fizzle.
poptart wrote:
I'm pretty sure a Star Wars Convention -- with the great James Doohan as the headliner -- attracts fewer social squirrels than these faggot-in-the-woods gathering you are so proud of.
mvscal wrote:At least we all learned that 3-1 = 1.5. Who knew?
I guess that means you still think 1-2 =0 ?
You really should avoid math, dipshit. But for the record...
Where [x] represents absolute value of x
W1 and L1 are the wins and losses of leaders
W2 and L2 are the wins and losses of trailer
Gb is the number of games back
([W1-W2]+[L1-L2])/2=Gb
If you still don't get it, I'm unsurprised.
([3-1] + [1-2])/2 = .5,
Glad to see your reading comprehension is as good as your math.
As in, non-existent.
Dipshit.
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
The Last American Liberal.
Which would actually mean something if there were no more head to head games on the schedule, or if the Cards ended up down two receivers again on Dec 14. Good luck on that happening. By definition tiebreaks have nothing to do with games back. But at least you've quit pretending to understand basic math. Props on that, I guess.
Dipshit.
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
The Last American Liberal.
R-Jack wrote:Jesus jumproping Christ. The Cards have to win TWO more games (at least) than the Niners to catch up to them at seasons end. How more fucking basic can that math be?
Pretty basic. Your saying (3-1)-(1-2)=2gb. By that 'logic', if the Cards win 2 and 49ers lose 2, (3-3)=(3-2).
You should obviously avoid basic math as well.
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
The Last American Liberal.