The clear violation of board rules thread.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:14 pm

Band!!!

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:11 pm

R-Jack wrote:Here Dio is pleading his case to the proper authorities as we speak.

The 'proper authorities' are the ones who decided that the rules only apply selectively (not to them,that is). And frankly I don't give a shit about some brainless twat posting a pirated pic of me, or getting trolled into thinking he had the real thing.

I was just interested to see if the rules ate applied consistently. And the answer is apparently no.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:07 pm

R-Jack wrote:Don't forget you mod this forum and this is a clear abuse of power. Here Dio is pleading his case to the proper authorities as we speak.

We're all going to jail for this you know.

I'm calling bullshit. That's clearly KC Scott

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:17 pm

Holy fuck.

At least AP's not Dio.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:30 pm

According to smokey-O it's not him =

I have offered Bongy-O the option of simply requesting the picture being taken down if he feels it's a violation of his personnal privacy.

Of course, in order to make that request he must in fact admit the heinous grill and horiffic comb-over in question is indeed him.

From a purely Fruedian point of view, denying one's self is a sign of massive esteem issues and could result in the further downward spiral of self loathing, substance abuse and shit posts

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:33 pm

Mace wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
“This copyrighted post is presented by authority of the Office of the Crybaby twat of T1B. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this tard may not be disseminated without express written consent.”
That's Dio? Hell, I thought it was Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincy.

Funny how you can just tell that someone from the board is a douche. But not until you see a pic do you realize just HOW BIG of a douche they are... as in, monolithically big.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:01 am

Mace wrote: The wise decision would be to deny and then sit down and STFU.

Or just embrace the fact he looks like he should be panhandling for roaches outside an Eagles reunion

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:19 am

I'm confused, but I'm laughing...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:24 am

Ken wrote:
Holy fuck.

At least AP's not Dio.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:01 am

Mace wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
“This copyrighted post is presented by authority of the Office of the Crybaby twat of T1B. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this tard may not be disseminated without express written consent.”
That's Dio? Hell, I thought it was Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincy.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:26 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:7:23 PM

Over under on this one is 7:26 PM.

Come On M - I have the under........

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:28 am

Come on, guys, can't ya just let her post something? Anything?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:30 am

Katy wrote:Come on, guys, can't ya just let her post something? Anything?

I think if you appeal to MV's sense of kindness, humanity and goodwill, you may just be able to....

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:32 am

mvscal knows I lack the basic people skills for that. :D

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:35 am

Those wouldn't be the portions of mvscal which Katy ought to try to appeal to anyway....

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:37 am

Those "portions" are firmly pointed at trev. I'm afraid my charm could never match hers.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:39 am

After all that time spent at the Vogel's he's obviously not in search of charm.

Give it a go.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:42 am

You wanna hang out? I'll hang out.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:46 am

mvscal, serious question...

How many times did you have to 'ask' Mrs. Vogel before she finally moistly relented?

I can't believe you would deride persistence. You, of all people.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:54 am

"ABC," eh? Solid strategy.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:54 am

Well, I tried... :D

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:54 am

Not hard enough.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:55 am

Van, I'm a slacker. It's just my way.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:57 am

Turn his name into nine syllables, verily dripping with honey. Cook him up some empanadas.

Try dammit. Nicky Hayden would!

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:10 am

Empanadas?

I'd fry him up the best fried chicken KFC slapped in a bucket.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:12 am

Katy wrote:
I'd fry him up the best fried chicken KFC slapped in a bucket.

too late, vic already left

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:14 am

KC Scott wrote:
Katy wrote:
I'd fry him up the best fried chicken KFC slapped in a bucket.
too late, vic already left

BWAH

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:14 am

KC Scott wrote:
Katy wrote:
I'd fry him up the best fried chicken KFC slapped in a bucket.
too late, vic already left

Of course. Poptart ran him (through me, his proxy).

Tart moves in mysterious ways...

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:17 am

damn straight he can't just waltz in here and inslut our tards, politico drones, bigots, stalkers and jesus freaks.

Only we can do that

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:21 am

We are family.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:24 am

KC Scott wrote:damn straight he can't just waltz in here and inslut our tards, politico drones, bigots, stalkers and jesus freaks.

Only we can do that

Who are you calling a slut? :P

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:29 am

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Sin,

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:32 am

Martyred wrote:We are family.

Alright!!! - Group Hug Now!!!

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:35 am

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Bwaaaahaa!!

"The Living Ham"

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:37 am

You forgot to notice perk hitting on Blondie, even back then....

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:18 am

KC Scott wrote:

I fucking lost it when I got to Beaker.

Jesus Christ.

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:40 am

mvscal wrote:Honestly I don't recall asking. I just kind of assumed you know.

My wife would never have anything to do with a pig man. Before she met me and fell in love she always was dating men with class. Even it's a very strange thing for men to be typing about fantasy scenarios taking place with other man's wife. If you have wives of your own then I feel pity for them to have become attached to you. What if they were on message boards fantasizing about other men? Think that over.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:40 pm

mvscal's a pig man, Jerry. A PIG MAN!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:46 pm

R-Jack wrote:a Cincinatti bowtie.

?

Not sure what this means, but it made me think up some new gloss.

The KC Steamer: Two dudes shit on each other's chest and then say, "I know you have shit on your chest and so do I."

I dunno.... :doh:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:09 pm

R-Jack wrote:The Berkley Truther: Homosexual anal sex where the reciever keeps his cheeks pulled apart so his asshole goes "pssssssst" before every thrust.

Awesome. You should start a new thread... it will be archive worthy.

The U & L -- you jerk off in front of a chick for 20 minutes while babbling incessantly before knocking her unconscious with an Encyclopedia Brittanica. Just as she's waking up, you blast a load in her face and say, "you're welcome."