Fuck you, Meds

[Killian]

Actually, for this week, fuck all of you. Fuck Van, Fuck Greg, Fuck Schmick (actually, fuck him all the time). Most of you guys may be stand up dudes for 51 weeks out of the year, but right now you're the fucking enemy. You support a renegade program that lives in the shadows and happily swims in gray areas of NCAA rules. Your team embodies everything that is wrong with college football. It breeds bandwagon fans by the thousands and has left over LA Raider trash out with his flat brimmed USC hat when he couldn't tell you who the coach was prior to this guy:



Everyone of your asshole fans makes me want to take a sledgehammer to the ND administration for allowing this to happen:

2002: USC 44 ND 13
2003: USC 45 ND 14
2004: USC 41 ND 10
2005: USC 34 ND 31
2006: USC 44 ND 24
2007: USC 38 ND 0
2008: USC 38 ND 3

That shit above has resulted in this:


Raider trash thinks that this is "their" history. It's not. This is your history:


If you want anymore proof that your program is trash, the best piece of trim your marquee athlete from the last 20 years can get is a skank that is famous for getting pissed on in a sex video. Your most marquee athlete in the last 40 years is now known as the guy who bennihanna'd his ex-wife.
So fuck you and the gay horse you road in on, condom fan.

[Van]

...couldn't tell you who the coach was prior to this guy:

the best piece of trim your marquee athlete from the last 20 years can get is a skank that is famous for getting pissed on in a sex video.

Okay, you lost me there. Who are we talking about there? Who's the athlete, and who's the skank who got pissed on in a sex video?

I thought maybe you were talking about Reggie Bush and KK, but I don't recall KK ever getting pissed on in any video.

Maybe she did, and I just missed it. Link?



As for Will Ferrell, hey, he may be a clown but he's no bandwaggoner. Dude graduated from USC.

Doesn't this...

2002: USC 44 ND 13
2003: USC 45 ND 14
2004: USC 41 ND 10
2005: USC 34 ND 31
2006: USC 44 ND 24
2007: USC 38 ND 0
2008: USC 38 ND 3

...just warm the cockles?

If not, well, I know what will, at least for ND fan...

[Laxplayer]

Hey, easy on the cheeze whiz for the fat man there van.......He's a cheese steak kind of guy.
I'll jump in just say to all you bitch ass condom fans FUCK YOU and your cheating asses. I hope your bus gets lost on the way to the stadium and has to detour through the south side of chicago. that way most of the thugs on your team will feel at home. Fuck you, fuck that gay ass band, fuck that glue factory of a mascot, and fuck that little faggot who wears a skirt and carries around a big sword while wearing a pair of the most queer looking sandals as humanly possible. By the way, fuck you and everything that program stands for.
Oh by the way, I hope you have the shits all weekend and can't watch any of the game.

I'll take SC and give the points.

[Van]

See, now I was with you there, right up until you wished the shits upon me.

T'werent cool. I've read all my magazines, twice, and I don't need to be reminded that my wife really doesn't need thirty seven bottles of shampoo and conditioner sitting on the floor of the shower.

[Laxplayer]

T'werent cool. I've read all my magazines, twice, and I don't need to be reminded that my wife really doesn't need thirty seven bottles of shampoo and conditioner sitting on the floor of the shower.

Van, I've got two daughters. One is 15 1/2 and the other is 11....just wait my friend. It only gets worse. Greg knows......

[Van]

Well, unless Susan starts aging in reverse I don't ever see that particular epiphany coming upon me.

<--------Long past the point of ever needing to worry about having teenagers in the house.

[War Wagon]

Nice to see Jillian able to put as much effort into running smack for this weeks USC-ND match-up as she has managing her FBB team the past two years combined.


Yeah... you're a gaping fucking maw of a pussy, Jill. Save your excuses.

And here I am rooting for Notre Dame, because I was raised Catholic and my dad lived and died for that school.

[Killian]

You know what Wags, just for you, I'm going to get in the league again next year and never look at my team.

[indyfrisco]

And here I am rooting for Notre Dame, because I was raised Catholic and my dad lived and died for that school.

[SoCalTrjn]

Someone snuck a picture of Clausen aclimating to the field for this weekends game


Fuck Notre Dame. The only thing that would make me happier than USC punking the Domers by 20+ again would be tuning in to ESPN after the game and seeing Lou Holtz die of a massive heart attack as Mark May asks him about the Irish's National Title run this year.

[indyfrisco]

Someone snuck a picture of Clausen aclimating to the field for this weekends game


Fuck Notre Dame. The only thing that would make me happier than USC punking the Domers by 20+ again would be tuning in to ESPN after the game and seeing Lou Holtz die of a massive heart attack as Mark May asks him about the Irish's National Title run this year.

FTFY

[Harvdog]

Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck Jimmy Claussen. Fuck Jabba the Weiss. War extending that fat fucks contract as he has been good enough to rid the rest of college football of the bullshit that is Notre Dame.

[Van]

Harvdog, so... big ND fan, are ya'?

:D

[Harvdog]

Van,

My dad graduated from USC. Class of 1962. Ask me how much I like UCLA :wink:

I grew up on Student body left and Student Body Right. Behind Texas, USC is my team. BTW.....2005 Season was brutal for me.

[Van]

Brutal? Dude, you must be the ultimate "glass is half empty" kinda guy then.

I'd think '05 was the ultimate win-win deal for you. You couldn't lose there.

[GreginPG]

Fuck you Killian. Fuck you too Lax. Fuck Notre Dame.

Fuck that gay-ass leprechaun.

Oh and I guess I'll never get the "I am rooting for Notre Dame, because I was raised Catholic..." thing. Fuck that.
I'm Catholic. I went to Catholic grade school. I went to Catholic high school. I fucking HATE Notre Dame. Always have.
Hmm, now that I think about it maybe it was because I was baptized on USC's campus. I dunno.

Hell my dad went to UCLA for a couple of years. I hate those fuckers too. Always have.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm posting this now so it's on record: ND beats USC straight up.

[Van]

So what? If you're wrong will anybody care? Are you backing it up with anything? Putting money down on it?

Offering up a sig bet?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Yes. If I'm wrong I'm going to DIE. The pressure's on.

[Van]

No need for death. Who would do the Pick 'Em picks on the radio if you died?

I think a sig bet will do.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Nah. If I'm wrong you can call me a dumbfuck. If you're wrong, I'll call you a dumbfuck. That's basically a sig bet, but frameless and free-flowing.

[Van]

What's your score prediction?

[SoCalTrjn]

Pete needs to let his kids run it up in this game if theyre to get back in to the BCS title hunt. I think the score will wind up something like 27-10 USC but if Carroll needs to let loose and go for a 50-10 type score

[Killian]

Van, I'm down with a siggy.

[Laxplayer]

I'll put my sig now...
Once again the Cheesesteak King has again underperformed in a big game. Claussen also has shown that he's all fluff as he failed to perform like an old man without his viagra. $C dominated the very undermanned athletically inferior Fighting Amish football team again. Looks like the 13 in a row streak may be matched.

[Van]

Killian, okay, you're on.

In truth though I'll have nothing worth a crap to give you, should USC win. I'll have to come up with something, but it'll end up being pretty weak. I just don't have it in me to ever pile on a true Domer.

I was thinking more in terms of what I was going to make Mgo wear for a sig, not you. You haven't talked any shit. I had something lined up for him, not you. :twisted:

Btw, you never answered my question: Who was the USC player, and who was the skank who got peed on in whatever video you were talking about?

[Van]

Okay, is it Claussen, with two S's, or Clausen, with one S? Lax used two S's, and I was too, until recently anyway, after seeing it in print somewhere with one S.

[Killian]

Oh yeah, sorry. Busy week. It was Bush and Kim Kardashian. That rapper pissed on her in their video.

I won't have a very strong one either. I guess it's a sig bet version of a slap fight.

[Van]

I'll put my sig now...
Once again the Cheesesteak King has again underperformed in a big game. Claussen also has shown that he's all fluff as he failed to perform like an old man without his viagra. $C dominated the very undermanned athletically inferior Fighting Amish football team again. Looks like the 13 in a row streak may be matched.

I did that once to socalvansmack, after USC once again laid another beatdown on the Gutties. I made him write and wear his own sig.

Good times.

[Laxplayer]

Mace, I was just going to write that.

[buckeye_in_sc]

cue up the [buckeye_in_sc] rant tags for ND fan this week courtesy of MGO...