ATTN: Lillian Vernon, an Olive Branch

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:29 am

The fine print gets you every single time.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:34 am

did she totally get over by being an idiot? seems to be the TT MO

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:27 am

If you think this bogus "olive branch is going to remove you from my crosshairs, think again, wanklord.

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:08 pm

Wait for what, another obsessive meltdown from a Murtha lover?

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:32 pm

Speechless, retard?

Sorry if I am a sore reminder of your stupidity at .net.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:00 pm

What do you mean, "huh?" Look, Avi, whoever this "Lillian" is, she's on to your fake act in what... four posts? She's saying you're a little predictable vermin who will again and again spit out the same tired snippets. What she doesn't know is that you're really a DRUNK little weasel, etc..

"you colon-tonguing libtard dipshit..."

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:14 pm

Wow, I never thought I would agree with a liberal moron, but in this case, even a liberal moron can see the retardation on display here.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:42 pm

Well that he should keep erasing those stupid posts. Why do you think you're getting over by C&P-ing these things elsewhere?

Nobody there fucking cares. More accurately, nobody here cares what happens there. If you can't get over here, it doesn't matter what you do there.

By whining about him on another board you only lose on both boards.

Christ, this has already become exceedingly tedious. Aren't you supposed to be a lawyer? This is all you can come up with, as your grand defense?

Well, this, plus posts where you call Obama variations on the negro theme.

Seriously, you're a lawyer?? Shouldn't you be better than this then at arguing?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:45 pm

Van wrote: By whining about him on another board you only lose on both boards.

I don't know about that, Van. It works for us. We're super cool. We may tie for board bitch this year. RACK us for getting over.

Sin,
Tigrtard & Russ at Stucknut.com talking about T1B

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:09 pm

Van wrote: Aren't you supposed to be a lawyer?

I'm only 10 weeks old, but even I can see there are some First Amendment issues with your moderator's obsessive need to censor my posts.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:15 pm

Van wrote: Aren't you supposed to be a lawyer?

You gotta be fucking kidding......

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:16 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Van wrote: Aren't you supposed to be a lawyer?
You gotta be fucking kidding......

Nope. She IS a lawyer.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:30 pm

So, the esteemed counsel's grand offensive is to C&P shit from here to another board, where "everyone" can see it.

That's her Operation Overlord offensive??

Someone explain to me then how this country has come to be ruled by lawyers??

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:32 pm

Actually, if given the chance to allow her posts not to be deleted, Lillian Vernon could add to the political discussions here. She and mvscal used to have some pretty heated debates at .net in political topics.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:47 pm

Katy, maybe if she'd stop obsessing over all her pointless AP and RF crap mvscal would allow her to post here.

I gotta say, since I've seen her posts here they've been nothing but crap. It's all been her ugly obsession with AP and especially RF, and non-stop horrible trolls with unfunny wytches and painfully bad captions. Her Bennish avatar was crap, and she's just plain been ugly and even sorta scary in her obsessive one-way stalker act.

Does she have anything to say, other than, "Here's a pic of something, with RF's mug wytched into it!" or "Hey, guess what guys! At some point I'll post more pics of AP in women's lingerie! You know, like, some day...'cause, umm, I know you're all still hanging on that crap, like it still matters."

She also thinks GG is no good at anything other than speed picking, which certainly lends credence to the idea that she's flat out stupid, insane, or both.

:D

Put it this way, Katy: She's no you. She's no Ana either. She's also no ppanther. Hell, she's not even Cinder, at least not from the stalker drivel she's posted here. Maybe she's a star on some other board, but from what I've seen here from her I'm thinking that must be a case of her scheduling her way into a high ranking.

Maybe she should change her nic to Lillian Mangino?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:08 pm

unbanning the freak does make it a lot easier to make fun of her.

whoever did this 1
freak 0

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:12 am

Van wrote:Maybe she's a star on some other board, but from what I've seen here from her I'm thinking that must be a case of her scheduling her way into a high ranking.

Maybe she should change her nic to Lillian Mangino?

Bwah....

Very nice.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:56 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:44 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:....

you're old enough to have writtten for the Globe Democrat?

Was your last review about The Bee Gees?

It's just a matter of personal taste and I'm not interested in listening to guitar jizzing. Some people are, and most of them are guitar players themselves. I'm not saying they shouldn't be into it, I'm just stating that guitar jizzing doesn't personally appeal to me. I find it boring.

WOOHHOO RACK THIS DUMB BITCH
Same arguments I always used against Van but with less "do you know who I am?"

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:49 am

See, LV, that's a million more things than you originally said. Some of those things are actually reasonable, since they're personal preference based.

Your original comment though was that all he can do is speed pick. For someone with even the most rudimentary knowledge of guitar technique - or of GG's skill sets and overall musical repertoire - that was a patently absurd statement. He's very good at legato, sweeping, chickin' pickin', traditional finger picking, jazz muting, crazy modal playing, chord construction, timing, phrasing, funk rhythm playing, jazz comping, structure and theory, tension building, dynamics, wild ass bends, off the wall ideas, etc.

Speed picking is fairly low on his list of priorities and attributes. If you don't like what he plays, that's fine. Just don't claim to be something like a music critic or knowledgable about guitar while simultaneously spouting laughably ignorant statements about a guy who's nine lifetimes beyond your outer limits of comprehension.

It's okay to like buttrock. Really, it is. If that's all you can get your head around, cool. There's something out there for everybody.

Oh, and as to who I favor the most? Check my avatar. It's not GG, or even Vai, is it? The guy depicted in my av is fairly the opposite of those guys, isn't he?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:57 am

wild ass bends

finger picking

tension building

IN

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:04 am

I made sure not to scroll down all the way, wanting instead to see where you were headed with those C&Ps.

Gotta admit, I didn't see that one coming. Solid effort.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:30 am

Oh, okay, so now we're onto "marketable" songs, even though we're talking about an instrumental rock guitarist who, like most instrumentalists, doesn't make the slightest effort to be marketable.

LV, I have no doubt that if you keep moving the bar enough you'll eventually fit one through the goalposts.

I'm also becoming more and more convinced that you don't know what "robotic" means, since Govan is just about the most fluid and naturally intuitive player on the planet. He's just about the diametric opposite of a robotic player.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:05 am

You know what I havent had in a while...

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:36 pm

"You gonna listen to me
when I tell you to do something.

"We gonna put new rules up.
We gonna put rules up. Rules up.

"Rules. Rules.

"One, 'Lillian cannot use the phone.'

"Two, 'Lillian cannot... '

"Since you're such a smart
motherfucker,

"you can't go outside anymore either.

"Cannot go outside ever again.

"Now, put the rules up, Lillian.

"You abide by my rules
and my regulations, goddamn it.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:35 am

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